e. g. Alice Lastname works for me
@cloroxwipes1.bsky.social
I hope Phony Stark hates the growth of this platform.
I"m 67. I've been a UFO/UAP believer since I was 12 and recall being ridiculed for it.
Now that we are finally getting "soft" disclosure via ™AoD", the irony of arthritis preventing me from looking up without discomfort and a bad case of CSS (Can't See Shit) is not lost on me.
TL/DR: fml
Now that we are finally getting "soft" disclosure via ™AoD", the irony of arthritis preventing me from looking up without discomfort and a bad case of CSS (Can't See Shit) is not lost on me.
TL/DR: fml
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I"m 67. I've been a UFO/UAP believer since I was 12 and recall being ridiculed for it.
Now that we are finally getting "soft" disclosure via ™AoD", the irony of arthritis preventing me from looking up without discomfort and a bad case of CSS (Can't See Shit) is not lost on me.
TL/DR: fml
Now that we are finally getting "soft" disclosure via ™AoD", the irony of arthritis preventing me from looking up without discomfort and a bad case of CSS (Can't See Shit) is not lost on me.
TL/DR: fml
Just curious, whatever happened to Dan Bongino?
For a guy who never met a camera he didn't like, he's been off the grid since his blow out with Bondi over her Epstein cover-up and subsequent demotion to Co-Deputy Asst FBI Director when they hired McCarthy.
So where is he?
For a guy who never met a camera he didn't like, he's been off the grid since his blow out with Bondi over her Epstein cover-up and subsequent demotion to Co-Deputy Asst FBI Director when they hired McCarthy.
So where is he?
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just curious, whatever happened to Dan Bongino?
For a guy who never met a camera he didn't like, he's been off the grid since his blow out with Bondi over her Epstein cover-up and subsequent demotion to Co-Deputy Asst FBI Director when they hired McCarthy.
So where is he?
For a guy who never met a camera he didn't like, he's been off the grid since his blow out with Bondi over her Epstein cover-up and subsequent demotion to Co-Deputy Asst FBI Director when they hired McCarthy.
So where is he?
Interesting. Someone opened a business catering to the impatient dyslexic community. Seems like a bit of a niche market, but all the best.
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Interesting. Someone opened a business catering to the impatient dyslexic community. Seems like a bit of a niche market, but all the best.
What the fuck was that performative monstrosity in AZ yesterday?
I mean, Holy Crystalnacht, Batman.
At least the Nazis kept their celebration inside MSG back in the day.
They have already moved on to the 6th level of grief ... Grift.
I mean, Holy Crystalnacht, Batman.
At least the Nazis kept their celebration inside MSG back in the day.
They have already moved on to the 6th level of grief ... Grift.
September 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
What the fuck was that performative monstrosity in AZ yesterday?
I mean, Holy Crystalnacht, Batman.
At least the Nazis kept their celebration inside MSG back in the day.
They have already moved on to the 6th level of grief ... Grift.
I mean, Holy Crystalnacht, Batman.
At least the Nazis kept their celebration inside MSG back in the day.
They have already moved on to the 6th level of grief ... Grift.
MAGA Blizzard Response-MBR
Rather than look into an issue and come up with an informed opinion, MAGA just goes with whatever preconception their tribe is floating around in their misinformation silo
The cognitive dissonance would cause a meltdown...like a snowflake.
Birthday letter has caused a MBR
Rather than look into an issue and come up with an informed opinion, MAGA just goes with whatever preconception their tribe is floating around in their misinformation silo
The cognitive dissonance would cause a meltdown...like a snowflake.
Birthday letter has caused a MBR
September 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
MAGA Blizzard Response-MBR
Rather than look into an issue and come up with an informed opinion, MAGA just goes with whatever preconception their tribe is floating around in their misinformation silo
The cognitive dissonance would cause a meltdown...like a snowflake.
Birthday letter has caused a MBR
Rather than look into an issue and come up with an informed opinion, MAGA just goes with whatever preconception their tribe is floating around in their misinformation silo
The cognitive dissonance would cause a meltdown...like a snowflake.
Birthday letter has caused a MBR
Why would trump scream endlessly for months about releasing the files if he's in them?
Because he didn't think he was in them, he was Jeff's friend and did not think his friend would do him dirty like that.
But they brought in the FBI to scour the files, he's in them, and he stfu about it since.
Because he didn't think he was in them, he was Jeff's friend and did not think his friend would do him dirty like that.
But they brought in the FBI to scour the files, he's in them, and he stfu about it since.
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Why would trump scream endlessly for months about releasing the files if he's in them?
Because he didn't think he was in them, he was Jeff's friend and did not think his friend would do him dirty like that.
But they brought in the FBI to scour the files, he's in them, and he stfu about it since.
Because he didn't think he was in them, he was Jeff's friend and did not think his friend would do him dirty like that.
But they brought in the FBI to scour the files, he's in them, and he stfu about it since.
Looking forward to seeing how FOX covers the September 3rd conference with the Epstein survivors.
Seriously, given the make up of their core audience, it will be a masterclass day in cognitive dissonance for them.
How do they go with it?
Seriously, given the make up of their core audience, it will be a masterclass day in cognitive dissonance for them.
How do they go with it?
September 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Looking forward to seeing how FOX covers the September 3rd conference with the Epstein survivors.
Seriously, given the make up of their core audience, it will be a masterclass day in cognitive dissonance for them.
How do they go with it?
Seriously, given the make up of their core audience, it will be a masterclass day in cognitive dissonance for them.
How do they go with it?
President cockwomble
A cockwomble is a British slang term for a foolish, obnoxious, or incompetent person, often a man, who makes stupid statements or behaves inappropriately while possessing an inflated sense of their own importance and wisdom.
Like a glove.
A cockwomble is a British slang term for a foolish, obnoxious, or incompetent person, often a man, who makes stupid statements or behaves inappropriately while possessing an inflated sense of their own importance and wisdom.
Like a glove.
August 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
President cockwomble
A cockwomble is a British slang term for a foolish, obnoxious, or incompetent person, often a man, who makes stupid statements or behaves inappropriately while possessing an inflated sense of their own importance and wisdom.
Like a glove.
A cockwomble is a British slang term for a foolish, obnoxious, or incompetent person, often a man, who makes stupid statements or behaves inappropriately while possessing an inflated sense of their own importance and wisdom.
Like a glove.
Completely befuddled by the Cracker Barrel (we old Boomers call it "Crack B") brouhaha.
Did conservatives not recognize the inherent redundancy in an older white gentleman, Uncle Herschel, sitting next to and with his elbow on a barrel, next to the words "Cracker Barrel"?
Masterclass in irony
Did conservatives not recognize the inherent redundancy in an older white gentleman, Uncle Herschel, sitting next to and with his elbow on a barrel, next to the words "Cracker Barrel"?
Masterclass in irony
August 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Completely befuddled by the Cracker Barrel (we old Boomers call it "Crack B") brouhaha.
Did conservatives not recognize the inherent redundancy in an older white gentleman, Uncle Herschel, sitting next to and with his elbow on a barrel, next to the words "Cracker Barrel"?
Masterclass in irony
Did conservatives not recognize the inherent redundancy in an older white gentleman, Uncle Herschel, sitting next to and with his elbow on a barrel, next to the words "Cracker Barrel"?
Masterclass in irony
Has anyone told Linda it's not Title "Icks" before she embarrasses herself again?
July 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Has anyone told Linda it's not Title "Icks" before she embarrasses herself again?
Did Pam Bondi just say out loud that the entire prison staff was aware of protocol that the camera outside Epstein's cell would be off every night from 11:58pm to midnight?
And THAT'S why there's nothing to see here? Really?
If everyone knew, then EVERYONE who wanted to know also knew.
And THAT'S why there's nothing to see here? Really?
If everyone knew, then EVERYONE who wanted to know also knew.
July 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did Pam Bondi just say out loud that the entire prison staff was aware of protocol that the camera outside Epstein's cell would be off every night from 11:58pm to midnight?
And THAT'S why there's nothing to see here? Really?
If everyone knew, then EVERYONE who wanted to know also knew.
And THAT'S why there's nothing to see here? Really?
If everyone knew, then EVERYONE who wanted to know also knew.
Read Murkowski's comments after the vote and try to convince me she is not a ceckless funt.
July 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Read Murkowski's comments after the vote and try to convince me she is not a ceckless funt.
Spent the past two days convinced that Will Smith's "I Like Pretty Girls" was a fake AI video as a spoof.
Nope
He has become to Rap what Raygun was to Break Dancing.
Harsh, I know, but did you see the video in London on the street singing Pretty Girls?
I've seen more energy in crowds at a wake
Nope
He has become to Rap what Raygun was to Break Dancing.
Harsh, I know, but did you see the video in London on the street singing Pretty Girls?
I've seen more energy in crowds at a wake
June 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Spent the past two days convinced that Will Smith's "I Like Pretty Girls" was a fake AI video as a spoof.
Nope
He has become to Rap what Raygun was to Break Dancing.
Harsh, I know, but did you see the video in London on the street singing Pretty Girls?
I've seen more energy in crowds at a wake
Nope
He has become to Rap what Raygun was to Break Dancing.
Harsh, I know, but did you see the video in London on the street singing Pretty Girls?
I've seen more energy in crowds at a wake
Puddle Depth Thoughts by me:
Those obnoxious Royal Match ads that show up CONSTANTLY whenever you play whatever stupid game you have buried in your phone are the digital equivalent of the Kars 4 Kids song.
Those obnoxious Royal Match ads that show up CONSTANTLY whenever you play whatever stupid game you have buried in your phone are the digital equivalent of the Kars 4 Kids song.
May 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Puddle Depth Thoughts by me:
Those obnoxious Royal Match ads that show up CONSTANTLY whenever you play whatever stupid game you have buried in your phone are the digital equivalent of the Kars 4 Kids song.
Those obnoxious Royal Match ads that show up CONSTANTLY whenever you play whatever stupid game you have buried in your phone are the digital equivalent of the Kars 4 Kids song.
@bencollins.bsky.social
Did you write this? If so, it's frickin' hilarious.
If it's real, we're screwed.
Did you write this? If so, it's frickin' hilarious.
If it's real, we're screwed.
May 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
@bencollins.bsky.social
Did you write this? If so, it's frickin' hilarious.
If it's real, we're screwed.
Did you write this? If so, it's frickin' hilarious.
If it's real, we're screwed.
To be polite, let's call me a "retired" Catholic.
The new Pope, an American, was only made Cardinal 2 years ago.
My gut tells me that Francis knew damn well this guy was an "FU trump", social justice dude and positioned this guy to take the reigns.
If that is the case, mad respect, Francis.
The new Pope, an American, was only made Cardinal 2 years ago.
My gut tells me that Francis knew damn well this guy was an "FU trump", social justice dude and positioned this guy to take the reigns.
If that is the case, mad respect, Francis.
May 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
To be polite, let's call me a "retired" Catholic.
The new Pope, an American, was only made Cardinal 2 years ago.
My gut tells me that Francis knew damn well this guy was an "FU trump", social justice dude and positioned this guy to take the reigns.
If that is the case, mad respect, Francis.
The new Pope, an American, was only made Cardinal 2 years ago.
My gut tells me that Francis knew damn well this guy was an "FU trump", social justice dude and positioned this guy to take the reigns.
If that is the case, mad respect, Francis.
Miller's Analogy time:
Friendship movie : Guys :: Minecraft movie : Teen boys
Change my mind.
Friendship movie : Guys :: Minecraft movie : Teen boys
Change my mind.
April 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Miller's Analogy time:
Friendship movie : Guys :: Minecraft movie : Teen boys
Change my mind.
Friendship movie : Guys :: Minecraft movie : Teen boys
Change my mind.
Me: I'll take "Apt Descriptions" for $300, Alex.
Alex: A picture of this untrustworthy politician in the dictionary next to an empty suit.
Me: Who is Gavin Newsome?
Alex: $300 and you retain control of the board ...
Alex: A picture of this untrustworthy politician in the dictionary next to an empty suit.
Me: Who is Gavin Newsome?
Alex: $300 and you retain control of the board ...
Today's newsletter: How Gavin Newsom's dismissal of the Abrego Garcia case exposes the moral bankruptcy of poll-tested politics. www.readtpa.com/p/the-danger...
The Danger of "Finger to the Wind" Politics
From wrongful deportation to trans rights, Gavin Newsom's calculated shifts reveal everything wrong with modern politics.
www.readtpa.com
April 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: I'll take "Apt Descriptions" for $300, Alex.
Alex: A picture of this untrustworthy politician in the dictionary next to an empty suit.
Me: Who is Gavin Newsome?
Alex: $300 and you retain control of the board ...
Alex: A picture of this untrustworthy politician in the dictionary next to an empty suit.
Me: Who is Gavin Newsome?
Alex: $300 and you retain control of the board ...
If Rubio is scooping people up because of "anti-Semitism", then how about picking up people for racism in general?
Why are Zionist a protected class over US citizens.
Zionist have the US by the balls.
Boycott
Divest
Sanction
NOW!!!
Why are Zionist a protected class over US citizens.
Zionist have the US by the balls.
Boycott
Divest
Sanction
NOW!!!
April 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If Rubio is scooping people up because of "anti-Semitism", then how about picking up people for racism in general?
Why are Zionist a protected class over US citizens.
Zionist have the US by the balls.
Boycott
Divest
Sanction
NOW!!!
Why are Zionist a protected class over US citizens.
Zionist have the US by the balls.
Boycott
Divest
Sanction
NOW!!!
Looks like April 9th is the day that MAGA boomers learn their TEMU/Wish/Shein buying habits double in price.
Watching MAGA learn that both elections and stupidity have consequences and that, in true MAGA form, they doubled down by combining the two is my latest kink.
Watching MAGA learn that both elections and stupidity have consequences and that, in true MAGA form, they doubled down by combining the two is my latest kink.
April 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Looks like April 9th is the day that MAGA boomers learn their TEMU/Wish/Shein buying habits double in price.
Watching MAGA learn that both elections and stupidity have consequences and that, in true MAGA form, they doubled down by combining the two is my latest kink.
Watching MAGA learn that both elections and stupidity have consequences and that, in true MAGA form, they doubled down by combining the two is my latest kink.
Springtime, lovely time of year except for one problem every town in America has:
The assholes on motorbikes revving their engines for no good goddamned reason other than toxic levels of "I am the main character" syndrome and or incredibly tiny penises.
The louder the noise, the smaller the dick.
The assholes on motorbikes revving their engines for no good goddamned reason other than toxic levels of "I am the main character" syndrome and or incredibly tiny penises.
The louder the noise, the smaller the dick.
March 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Springtime, lovely time of year except for one problem every town in America has:
The assholes on motorbikes revving their engines for no good goddamned reason other than toxic levels of "I am the main character" syndrome and or incredibly tiny penises.
The louder the noise, the smaller the dick.
The assholes on motorbikes revving their engines for no good goddamned reason other than toxic levels of "I am the main character" syndrome and or incredibly tiny penises.
The louder the noise, the smaller the dick.
Democrats suck at messaging, everything is too long-winded and it doesn't "click" and therefore doesn't stick.
"Weird" almost worked, but it was too little, too late (looking at you, Biden).
We need a "MAGA". Taking any and all suggestions.
I'll start :
MFSA - Make Fascism Shitty Again
"Weird" almost worked, but it was too little, too late (looking at you, Biden).
We need a "MAGA". Taking any and all suggestions.
I'll start :
MFSA - Make Fascism Shitty Again
March 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Democrats suck at messaging, everything is too long-winded and it doesn't "click" and therefore doesn't stick.
"Weird" almost worked, but it was too little, too late (looking at you, Biden).
We need a "MAGA". Taking any and all suggestions.
I'll start :
MFSA - Make Fascism Shitty Again
"Weird" almost worked, but it was too little, too late (looking at you, Biden).
We need a "MAGA". Taking any and all suggestions.
I'll start :
MFSA - Make Fascism Shitty Again
Ok
Let's assume for a moment trump is NOT a Russian asset. I know, hard to do with Agent krasnov, but hear me out.
Assuming he's not, but if he WAS a Russian asset ...
What would he do differently than he's done thus far?
So f'ing obvious.
Let's assume for a moment trump is NOT a Russian asset. I know, hard to do with Agent krasnov, but hear me out.
Assuming he's not, but if he WAS a Russian asset ...
What would he do differently than he's done thus far?
So f'ing obvious.
March 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Ok
Let's assume for a moment trump is NOT a Russian asset. I know, hard to do with Agent krasnov, but hear me out.
Assuming he's not, but if he WAS a Russian asset ...
What would he do differently than he's done thus far?
So f'ing obvious.
Let's assume for a moment trump is NOT a Russian asset. I know, hard to do with Agent krasnov, but hear me out.
Assuming he's not, but if he WAS a Russian asset ...
What would he do differently than he's done thus far?
So f'ing obvious.