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ClockworkByrde
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they/them 35+ Sewist and stressed. Lives w/gay pirate brainrot. Queer, Disabled, ND and awkward AF. Weirder in person.
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product design is my *mmpf~* passion
October 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I love this fandom

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June 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Gay people (me & @clockworkbyrde.bsky.social ) at the James Tom show
May 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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🔥🔥🔥
April 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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April 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Buttons: “Dunna try t’talk. Yer in th’ gravy basket ol’ friend. Doggie heaven.” Izzy does try to talk, but it’s a useless rasp. Buttons: “Shh shh shh. We’ve much to discuss, luv.”
February 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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“We are a proud family Stede Bonnet…” We land on the letter writer. A verrrry elderly Sir Thomas Badminton. He is joined by his wife, Lady Eunice Badminton (both Rory). “And we will ride your kind directly into hell. After take everyone you love.” Eunice: “Advise him we’re taking his lover first.”
February 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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We pass a portrait of Admiral Chauncey Badminton. We pass many portraits of the other members of the Badminton family, all played by Rory Kinnear, men, women, and children, old and otherwise.
February 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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February 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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The only acceptable color for these dumpster fires imo: shit stain brown
January 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Always
January 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Some tealoranges from a while ago! 🩵🧡

#ofmdnsfw #nsfwofmd
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January 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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I make no excuses.
Here there be butt stuff.
Explicit buggery.
I am deeply deprived.
#ofmdnsfw #stizzy
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
December 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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Oh hello there new headshot 😍
December 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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I did this originally for a Twitter post about "position of the day: mermaid" requesting to see them in the position.

I don't post art on Twitter anymore, so here you go! Some monster fucking with 🐙 Ed because why not? 😏😈
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #blackbonnet
November 25, 2024 at 5:25 AM
*taps mic* is this thing on?
November 27, 2024 at 2:06 AM