Melissa_Claudio_Western
@claudioplease.bsky.social
Née Melissa “Claudio” Lewis. Reported “antifa terrorist”, anarchist, and right wind media darling. Bad landlord narc. Housing assistance and resource helper!
We’re still really on the struggle bus here.
Portland does not have the safety nets Oregon has.
Portland does not have the safety nets Oregon has.
As some of you know we are moving to Santa Fe to be with my stepdaughter as soon as possible.
Driving the U-Haul has cost about $70-100 per hour. I shit you not. Any assistance would be vital for my family.
gofund.me/44b04dde
Driving the U-Haul has cost about $70-100 per hour. I shit you not. Any assistance would be vital for my family.
gofund.me/44b04dde
April 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We’re still really on the struggle bus here.
Portland does not have the safety nets Oregon has.
Portland does not have the safety nets Oregon has.
I’ve started my job but I won’t receive a paycheck for about two weeks.
If anyone could assist my family, we would really appreciate the help.
Cashapp: ClaudioReport
Venmo: Claudio_Report
If anyone could assist my family, we would really appreciate the help.
Cashapp: ClaudioReport
Venmo: Claudio_Report
As some of you know we are moving to Santa Fe to be with my stepdaughter as soon as possible.
Driving the U-Haul has cost about $70-100 per hour. I shit you not. Any assistance would be vital for my family.
gofund.me/44b04dde
Driving the U-Haul has cost about $70-100 per hour. I shit you not. Any assistance would be vital for my family.
gofund.me/44b04dde
April 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve started my job but I won’t receive a paycheck for about two weeks.
If anyone could assist my family, we would really appreciate the help.
Cashapp: ClaudioReport
Venmo: Claudio_Report
If anyone could assist my family, we would really appreciate the help.
Cashapp: ClaudioReport
Venmo: Claudio_Report
As some of you know we are moving to Santa Fe to be with my stepdaughter as soon as possible.
Driving the U-Haul has cost about $70-100 per hour. I shit you not. Any assistance would be vital for my family.
gofund.me/44b04dde
Driving the U-Haul has cost about $70-100 per hour. I shit you not. Any assistance would be vital for my family.
gofund.me/44b04dde
March 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
As some of you know we are moving to Santa Fe to be with my stepdaughter as soon as possible.
Driving the U-Haul has cost about $70-100 per hour. I shit you not. Any assistance would be vital for my family.
gofund.me/44b04dde
Driving the U-Haul has cost about $70-100 per hour. I shit you not. Any assistance would be vital for my family.
gofund.me/44b04dde
Doing a THING and it is NOT SMALL:
I’m leaving Portland.
Hubby and I will be packing up and moving to Santa Fe in *checks watch* 8 days.
Kiddo is in Santa Fe (long sad story) and we will always be where she is. Period. If you would like to say goodbye hit me up reeeeeeal fast 🖤❤️
I’m leaving Portland.
Hubby and I will be packing up and moving to Santa Fe in *checks watch* 8 days.
Kiddo is in Santa Fe (long sad story) and we will always be where she is. Period. If you would like to say goodbye hit me up reeeeeeal fast 🖤❤️
March 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Doing a THING and it is NOT SMALL:
I’m leaving Portland.
Hubby and I will be packing up and moving to Santa Fe in *checks watch* 8 days.
Kiddo is in Santa Fe (long sad story) and we will always be where she is. Period. If you would like to say goodbye hit me up reeeeeeal fast 🖤❤️
I’m leaving Portland.
Hubby and I will be packing up and moving to Santa Fe in *checks watch* 8 days.
Kiddo is in Santa Fe (long sad story) and we will always be where she is. Period. If you would like to say goodbye hit me up reeeeeeal fast 🖤❤️
Asking for a little help:
My transit ride home is 90 mins at the best of times, and I’m l concerned my bus just won’t make it because of snow.
If anyone would be able to throw a few dollars at me so I could secure a ride home I would appreciate it ♥️
C*sh*pp ClaudioReport
My transit ride home is 90 mins at the best of times, and I’m l concerned my bus just won’t make it because of snow.
If anyone would be able to throw a few dollars at me so I could secure a ride home I would appreciate it ♥️
C*sh*pp ClaudioReport
February 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Asking for a little help:
My transit ride home is 90 mins at the best of times, and I’m l concerned my bus just won’t make it because of snow.
If anyone would be able to throw a few dollars at me so I could secure a ride home I would appreciate it ♥️
C*sh*pp ClaudioReport
My transit ride home is 90 mins at the best of times, and I’m l concerned my bus just won’t make it because of snow.
If anyone would be able to throw a few dollars at me so I could secure a ride home I would appreciate it ♥️
C*sh*pp ClaudioReport
Weird last minute request:
I work in affordable housing, and about 30 families just lost access to hot breakfast/lunch due to school closing.
Are there any local resources who may be able to donate pastries or something small for me to put up in the lobby?
I work in affordable housing, and about 30 families just lost access to hot breakfast/lunch due to school closing.
Are there any local resources who may be able to donate pastries or something small for me to put up in the lobby?
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Weird last minute request:
I work in affordable housing, and about 30 families just lost access to hot breakfast/lunch due to school closing.
Are there any local resources who may be able to donate pastries or something small for me to put up in the lobby?
I work in affordable housing, and about 30 families just lost access to hot breakfast/lunch due to school closing.
Are there any local resources who may be able to donate pastries or something small for me to put up in the lobby?
I cannot tell you how much I deserve pizza and ice cream but my pocket book doesn’t agree.
February 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I cannot tell you how much I deserve pizza and ice cream but my pocket book doesn’t agree.
I’ll never forget working at a juvenile detention facility (I thought I was there to provide MHC, oh boy) $ one of my boys made BEAUTIFUL driftwood furniture.
He had no idea the value.
I brought in ads from Anthropology to show him similar pieces & he was FLOORED he made anything of value. Tragic.
He had no idea the value.
I brought in ads from Anthropology to show him similar pieces & he was FLOORED he made anything of value. Tragic.
These teenagers and young men — 95% of whom are Black, Latinx, or Filipino — earn between $2.20 and $4 per hour, plus an additional $1 an hour when they’re actively fighting fires, according to the DJJ. ⤵️
In California, Incarcerated Teenagers Help Fight Wildfires
"You’re put in danger every time you’re on the fire line.”
www.teenvogue.com
January 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’ll never forget working at a juvenile detention facility (I thought I was there to provide MHC, oh boy) $ one of my boys made BEAUTIFUL driftwood furniture.
He had no idea the value.
I brought in ads from Anthropology to show him similar pieces & he was FLOORED he made anything of value. Tragic.
He had no idea the value.
I brought in ads from Anthropology to show him similar pieces & he was FLOORED he made anything of value. Tragic.
I haven’t spoken to the OSB (never Gonzalez, for the record, though we were on the same email chain once I guess) in quite some time, but apparently this is still happening.
January 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I haven’t spoken to the OSB (never Gonzalez, for the record, though we were on the same email chain once I guess) in quite some time, but apparently this is still happening.
New Years Eve fireworks got me feeling some sorta way…
January 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
New Years Eve fireworks got me feeling some sorta way…
If anyone has a couple bones to spare, I need some help: I can’t pay bus fare until TANF hits and that’s gonna be a big issue for work.
Fare pigs are being super strict and I’m just not as cute as I used to be because I got a ticket last week lol
Cashapp ClaudioReport
Venmo Claudio_Report
Fare pigs are being super strict and I’m just not as cute as I used to be because I got a ticket last week lol
Cashapp ClaudioReport
Venmo Claudio_Report
December 31, 2024 at 3:16 PM
If anyone has a couple bones to spare, I need some help: I can’t pay bus fare until TANF hits and that’s gonna be a big issue for work.
Fare pigs are being super strict and I’m just not as cute as I used to be because I got a ticket last week lol
Cashapp ClaudioReport
Venmo Claudio_Report
Fare pigs are being super strict and I’m just not as cute as I used to be because I got a ticket last week lol
Cashapp ClaudioReport
Venmo Claudio_Report
Upon leaving, Gonzalez reportedly spun around and shouted, “Guys! It really hurt my feelings when you didn’t go full gestapo when I got scared on the max. So now I’m going to sue… probably.”
And allegedly sighed as if there were no other choice.
www.opb.org/article/2024...
And allegedly sighed as if there were no other choice.
www.opb.org/article/2024...
Outgoing Portland commissioner threatens to sue the city over slow response to threats against public officials
Days before leaving office, Portland City Commissioner Rene Gonzalez threatened to sue the city – accusing city leaders of failing to respond quickly enough to threats against elected officials.
www.opb.org
December 31, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Upon leaving, Gonzalez reportedly spun around and shouted, “Guys! It really hurt my feelings when you didn’t go full gestapo when I got scared on the max. So now I’m going to sue… probably.”
And allegedly sighed as if there were no other choice.
www.opb.org/article/2024...
And allegedly sighed as if there were no other choice.
www.opb.org/article/2024...
In which Ferdinand forgot how to close his mouth.
December 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
In which Ferdinand forgot how to close his mouth.
I wasn’t able to update everyone til I could type…
I WON A SETTLEMENT AGAINST LEGACY PROPERTY MANAGEMENT. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE TENANTS THEY FUCKED, THE RENTERS CAN WIN!
I beat Warren Allen pro se.
Fuck.
Yes.
I WON A SETTLEMENT AGAINST LEGACY PROPERTY MANAGEMENT. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE TENANTS THEY FUCKED, THE RENTERS CAN WIN!
I beat Warren Allen pro se.
Fuck.
Yes.
December 25, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I wasn’t able to update everyone til I could type…
I WON A SETTLEMENT AGAINST LEGACY PROPERTY MANAGEMENT. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE TENANTS THEY FUCKED, THE RENTERS CAN WIN!
I beat Warren Allen pro se.
Fuck.
Yes.
I WON A SETTLEMENT AGAINST LEGACY PROPERTY MANAGEMENT. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ALL THE TENANTS THEY FUCKED, THE RENTERS CAN WIN!
I beat Warren Allen pro se.
Fuck.
Yes.
Omgggg I finally have a phone I can type on 😭
It’s been broken for two weeks. Merry Christmas everyone that celebrates ♥️
It’s been broken for two weeks. Merry Christmas everyone that celebrates ♥️
December 25, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Omgggg I finally have a phone I can type on 😭
It’s been broken for two weeks. Merry Christmas everyone that celebrates ♥️
It’s been broken for two weeks. Merry Christmas everyone that celebrates ♥️
Can someone help me out with a few bucks? I am so fucking cold, I don’t have an adequate coat yet.
I have to be outside for at least four more hours and a warm coffee or sandwich would really help. Could anyone spare a few dollars?
Cash App ClaudioReport
Venmo Claudio_Report
I have to be outside for at least four more hours and a warm coffee or sandwich would really help. Could anyone spare a few dollars?
Cash App ClaudioReport
Venmo Claudio_Report
December 4, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Can someone help me out with a few bucks? I am so fucking cold, I don’t have an adequate coat yet.
I have to be outside for at least four more hours and a warm coffee or sandwich would really help. Could anyone spare a few dollars?
Cash App ClaudioReport
Venmo Claudio_Report
I have to be outside for at least four more hours and a warm coffee or sandwich would really help. Could anyone spare a few dollars?
Cash App ClaudioReport
Venmo Claudio_Report
Reposted by Melissa_Claudio_Western
Hey guys, I am struggling. Got paid yesterday and already out of money to make an insurance payment tomorrow. Any shares and/or donations are appreciated greatly. Thank you.
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CA: $werkingclass
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December 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Hey guys, I am struggling. Got paid yesterday and already out of money to make an insurance payment tomorrow. Any shares and/or donations are appreciated greatly. Thank you.
V: werkingclass
CA: $werkingclass
V: werkingclass
CA: $werkingclass
At the risk of sounding unintelligent, but genuinely:
Where do city pigeons go in the winter? Are they okay? Why don’t they hibernate or go south?
They clearly don’t all die, we don’t see a mass pigeon die off because they refuse to leave their city trash food source.
Where do city pigeons go in the winter? Are they okay? Why don’t they hibernate or go south?
They clearly don’t all die, we don’t see a mass pigeon die off because they refuse to leave their city trash food source.
December 3, 2024 at 7:01 PM
At the risk of sounding unintelligent, but genuinely:
Where do city pigeons go in the winter? Are they okay? Why don’t they hibernate or go south?
They clearly don’t all die, we don’t see a mass pigeon die off because they refuse to leave their city trash food source.
Where do city pigeons go in the winter? Are they okay? Why don’t they hibernate or go south?
They clearly don’t all die, we don’t see a mass pigeon die off because they refuse to leave their city trash food source.
Husband at 6am YESTERDAY: So what’s up with Hunter Biden lately?
December 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Husband at 6am YESTERDAY: So what’s up with Hunter Biden lately?
With the Legacy saga ending, I’m very excited to announce a new Bad Landlord Story!
It’s got everything:
Fair Housing Violations.
Denying multiple tenants keys the DAY OF MOVE-IN!
Sneaky “second screenings”.
$350 deposits paid, pocketed, and never returned.
Welcome to the Vue!
It’s got everything:
Fair Housing Violations.
Denying multiple tenants keys the DAY OF MOVE-IN!
Sneaky “second screenings”.
$350 deposits paid, pocketed, and never returned.
Welcome to the Vue!
December 1, 2024 at 1:15 AM
With the Legacy saga ending, I’m very excited to announce a new Bad Landlord Story!
It’s got everything:
Fair Housing Violations.
Denying multiple tenants keys the DAY OF MOVE-IN!
Sneaky “second screenings”.
$350 deposits paid, pocketed, and never returned.
Welcome to the Vue!
It’s got everything:
Fair Housing Violations.
Denying multiple tenants keys the DAY OF MOVE-IN!
Sneaky “second screenings”.
$350 deposits paid, pocketed, and never returned.
Welcome to the Vue!
Realizing I made coffee and forgot to drink it.
Just honestly disappointed in myself.
Just honestly disappointed in myself.
November 21, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Realizing I made coffee and forgot to drink it.
Just honestly disappointed in myself.
Just honestly disappointed in myself.
Keepin’ on keepin’ on with the funniest time I got slapped by a cop.
November 21, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Keepin’ on keepin’ on with the funniest time I got slapped by a cop.
Continuing on here.
Sorry for those who have seen these, we don’t know what’s happening with twitter, and I don’t want these things to disappear into a fashy void.
This is NOT NEW FOOTAGE.
Sorry for those who have seen these, we don’t know what’s happening with twitter, and I don’t want these things to disappear into a fashy void.
This is NOT NEW FOOTAGE.
Since we’re not sure what’s gonna happen with the Dying Bird App, I’m going to start publishing some of the more important videos of PPB/feds/fash 2020-2022 over here.
I don’t want those images to die with that platform, ya know?
Avoid the trauma if you need to though! No need to marinate in it.
I don’t want those images to die with that platform, ya know?
Avoid the trauma if you need to though! No need to marinate in it.
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Continuing on here.
Sorry for those who have seen these, we don’t know what’s happening with twitter, and I don’t want these things to disappear into a fashy void.
This is NOT NEW FOOTAGE.
Sorry for those who have seen these, we don’t know what’s happening with twitter, and I don’t want these things to disappear into a fashy void.
This is NOT NEW FOOTAGE.
Just when I’m trying to leave the bird site, Andy Ngo unblocks me and I get to say all the mean shit I haven’t gotten to say to his face yet.
Rude.
Rude.
November 16, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Just when I’m trying to leave the bird site, Andy Ngo unblocks me and I get to say all the mean shit I haven’t gotten to say to his face yet.
Rude.
Rude.