clarabingbong
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so much to be grateful for today
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
so much to be grateful for today
having a fat ass and a winning smile has taken me pretty far in life
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
having a fat ass and a winning smile has taken me pretty far in life
would kill someone with my bare hands to be in love again
October 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
would kill someone with my bare hands to be in love again
one too many bumps and i have the insatiable urge to rip out my veneers
October 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
one too many bumps and i have the insatiable urge to rip out my veneers
running the table at aunt ginny’s is my favorite way to rizz up clocky cis girls
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
running the table at aunt ginny’s is my favorite way to rizz up clocky cis girls
coming to the realization that fate keeps having me fall in love w awful ppl so that i can continue writing my pathetic little breakup songs and pretend my life has meaning. anyways, the next ones a banger i promise.
October 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
coming to the realization that fate keeps having me fall in love w awful ppl so that i can continue writing my pathetic little breakup songs and pretend my life has meaning. anyways, the next ones a banger i promise.
found my old suit and it still fits
October 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
found my old suit and it still fits
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NYC Melee Summer 2025 PR
Artist: @patti-od.bsky.social
Panelists:
@ssbm_luu
@hipinferno.bsky.social
@darkgenex.bsky.social
@lg-louis.bsky.social
@jkiller-ssbm.bsky.social
@pghfahey.bsky.social
Artist: @patti-od.bsky.social
Panelists:
@ssbm_luu
@hipinferno.bsky.social
@darkgenex.bsky.social
@lg-louis.bsky.social
@jkiller-ssbm.bsky.social
@pghfahey.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
NYC Melee Summer 2025 PR
Artist: @patti-od.bsky.social
Panelists:
@ssbm_luu
@hipinferno.bsky.social
@darkgenex.bsky.social
@lg-louis.bsky.social
@jkiller-ssbm.bsky.social
@pghfahey.bsky.social
Artist: @patti-od.bsky.social
Panelists:
@ssbm_luu
@hipinferno.bsky.social
@darkgenex.bsky.social
@lg-louis.bsky.social
@jkiller-ssbm.bsky.social
@pghfahey.bsky.social
last night a beautiful woman made fun of me for being bad at fighting games and then punched me in the chest 🫠🥰
September 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
last night a beautiful woman made fun of me for being bad at fighting games and then punched me in the chest 🫠🥰
taking iron supplements for anemia cured my depression, ADHD, gender dysphoria, and erectile dysfunction but i no longer get bruises when beautiful women chew on me so im gonna stop taking them
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
taking iron supplements for anemia cured my depression, ADHD, gender dysphoria, and erectile dysfunction but i no longer get bruises when beautiful women chew on me so im gonna stop taking them
looking for hot single transsexual drummers in my area to start a band and/or fall in love with
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
looking for hot single transsexual drummers in my area to start a band and/or fall in love with
the pigeons in maria hernandez are feasting on my innards later today if you wanna come watch
September 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
the pigeons in maria hernandez are feasting on my innards later today if you wanna come watch
doing coke is so much fun if you’re a real shitter
September 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
doing coke is so much fun if you’re a real shitter
i don’t have an ED i just have ADHD and am poor
September 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i don’t have an ED i just have ADHD and am poor
a lady at the table i was waiting on said she was allergic to fish so i had the maître d’ move her to a different section
September 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
a lady at the table i was waiting on said she was allergic to fish so i had the maître d’ move her to a different section
when ppl say they are looking for love what they actually mean is a woman who tops
September 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
when ppl say they are looking for love what they actually mean is a woman who tops
important developments
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
important developments
anyone wanna come over and beat me with hammers every time i think abt texting my ex?
September 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
anyone wanna come over and beat me with hammers every time i think abt texting my ex?
security confiscated my poppers at the woods the other night and idk that just feels kinda transphobic of them
September 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
security confiscated my poppers at the woods the other night and idk that just feels kinda transphobic of them
good morning bluesky
September 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
good morning bluesky
oh don’t mind her she just hasn’t been the same since they nerfed grindr
September 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
oh don’t mind her she just hasn’t been the same since they nerfed grindr
writing music again this one’s gonna be abt chopped cheese sandwiches and my thoughts on polyamory
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
writing music again this one’s gonna be abt chopped cheese sandwiches and my thoughts on polyamory