dude… the phantom of the opera is there, inside my mind

ngl now that google has turned to ai slop bing is kinda the goated search engine. you might hate me, but it’s the truth.

forgot my airpods at home. how am i supposed to get through this workday without listening to the phantom of the opera on repeat…

anyone who thinks computers will replace us has not had to train machine learning algorithms. that’s all i’m saying.

there is no such thing as a non-corrupt cop. for example if i was a cop i would pull over every cybertruck owner. this is perhaps the only instance where corruption is correct and morally justified.

just watched conclave and the fact that people are viewing this as a political drama instead of a heart wrenching reflection on the faith and the role of the church in the modern world is crazy. need to discuss this with our parish priests asap.

trying out this new thing where i do a little bit of homework and then i take a nap. i’m calling it sleepydoro.

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

deleted twitter off my phone for finals and the withdrawls are so bad guys how did you guys just leave twitter behind entirely

every post on here is just “wow it’s so much better here than in the other place.” deeply unfunny app.

just checking in, it’s still boring as hell here

no longer mutuals with @debsmuseum.bsky.social 💔

no oomfs, no politicians to cyberbully, no bookmarks. this place sucks!