Claire Hopple
@clairehopple.bsky.social
Author of six lil books. Fiction editor at XRAY. Stories in Wigleaf, Vol. 1 Brooklyn, Forever Mag, HAD, etc. clairehopple.com
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Claire Hopple
@clairehopple.bsky.social
· Jan 20
This app was an experiment and it’s not working. I can’t see anything of yours and you can’t see anything of mine.
Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️
Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️
This app was an experiment and it’s not working. I can’t see anything of yours and you can’t see anything of mine.
Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️
Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️
January 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This app was an experiment and it’s not working. I can’t see anything of yours and you can’t see anything of mine.
Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️
Deleting Bluesky, but find me on IG with @clairehopple ✌️
Forgot to turn on the fan during the “everything” shower 😶🌫️
January 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Forgot to turn on the fan during the “everything” shower 😶🌫️
Gonna make a text and video platform called GreenerGrass
January 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Gonna make a text and video platform called GreenerGrass
I fought the nap and the nap won
January 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I fought the nap and the nap won
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This is going to be good ✨ come thru if you're in Asheville.
Never would I have dreamed that Malaprop’s would ask to host my book launch. And the brilliant poet and translator @niina.bsky.social agreed to join me! Reserve your spot!
www.malaprops.com/event/store-...
www.malaprops.com/event/store-...
www.malaprops.com
January 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is going to be good ✨ come thru if you're in Asheville.
Never would I have dreamed that Malaprop’s would ask to host my book launch. And the brilliant poet and translator @niina.bsky.social agreed to join me! Reserve your spot!
www.malaprops.com/event/store-...
www.malaprops.com/event/store-...
www.malaprops.com
January 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Never would I have dreamed that Malaprop’s would ask to host my book launch. And the brilliant poet and translator @niina.bsky.social agreed to join me! Reserve your spot!
www.malaprops.com/event/store-...
www.malaprops.com/event/store-...
She spent her life entering passwords and verification codes
January 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
She spent her life entering passwords and verification codes
My secret power is getting through life without knowing any street names
January 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My secret power is getting through life without knowing any street names
When I say “in da club” I mean the grocery store parking lot, eatin’ a lil treat
January 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When I say “in da club” I mean the grocery store parking lot, eatin’ a lil treat
HMU if you still need an ARC ✌️
January 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
HMU if you still need an ARC ✌️
Today is January 50th. Only 127 days until the end of the month.
January 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Today is January 50th. Only 127 days until the end of the month.
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I don’t want to age like Demi Moore, skinny and botoxed and beautiful and working her ass off and looking 40 at 62. I want to age like a Mediterranean man, wrinkling like a raisin and playing cards and drinking grappa all day with my friends in a bar that smells of salt and cigars.
January 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I don’t want to age like Demi Moore, skinny and botoxed and beautiful and working her ass off and looking 40 at 62. I want to age like a Mediterranean man, wrinkling like a raisin and playing cards and drinking grappa all day with my friends in a bar that smells of salt and cigars.
These blurbs! 😍 Have you preordered yet?
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www.stalkinghorsepress.com/product/take...
January 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
These blurbs! 😍 Have you preordered yet?
www.stalkinghorsepress.com/product/take...
www.stalkinghorsepress.com/product/take...
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Happy Wednesday everybody! Here’s to a great Wednesday
January 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Happy Wednesday everybody! Here’s to a great Wednesday
Just like the planet you’re getting hotter every year but at what cost
January 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just like the planet you’re getting hotter every year but at what cost
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can go to bed whenever you want on NYE; the new year will still arrive on time
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can go to bed whenever you want on NYE; the new year will still arrive on time
2024 was rough, but I’m so thankful for potable water, my new job, YOU, and a slowly healing city.
I recorded this a day or two after Helene when I was still in shock.
I recorded this a day or two after Helene when I was still in shock.
December 31, 2024 at 5:14 PM
2024 was rough, but I’m so thankful for potable water, my new job, YOU, and a slowly healing city.
I recorded this a day or two after Helene when I was still in shock.
I recorded this a day or two after Helene when I was still in shock.
Gracefully leaving a party by rolling credits of the hosts
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Gracefully leaving a party by rolling credits of the hosts
Dine in? Nope, I’ll eat my 11-inch personal pizza in the car like a savage, thank you.
December 26, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Dine in? Nope, I’ll eat my 11-inch personal pizza in the car like a savage, thank you.
I am built for regular, unfestive days
December 25, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I am built for regular, unfestive days
My space heater deserves a Christmas bonus because nobody works harder
December 20, 2024 at 1:38 PM
My space heater deserves a Christmas bonus because nobody works harder
Rootie-toot-toots? Rummy-tum-tums? Does Santa need some Pepto or what
December 20, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Rootie-toot-toots? Rummy-tum-tums? Does Santa need some Pepto or what
A competitive cooking show called Wok of Shame
December 19, 2024 at 2:53 AM
A competitive cooking show called Wok of Shame
When you take a nap, part of you stays asleep for the rest of the day. When you fall asleep that night, this part wakes up to become the monster under your bed.
December 15, 2024 at 12:53 AM
When you take a nap, part of you stays asleep for the rest of the day. When you fall asleep that night, this part wakes up to become the monster under your bed.