CLAAAFF
@claaaff.bsky.social
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A group of GenXers is called a “whatever”.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A group of GenXers is called a “whatever”.
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Raskin is very good at this.
CNN's Pamela Brown to Jamie Raskin: "Are Democrats losing the moral high ground on the Epstein issue by defending Stacey Plaskett?"
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Raskin is very good at this.
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This is really something. Important reporting work and definitely worth a few minutes.
1/ Today, ProPublica is running a piece I've been working on for a bit. It's about what happened with a devastating wave of bird flu earlier this year, as egg prices hit record highs.
And it's a story that illuminates the ways the U.S. is failing to control what could become the next pandemic. 🧵
And it's a story that illuminates the ways the U.S. is failing to control what could become the next pandemic. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is really something. Important reporting work and definitely worth a few minutes.
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“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
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November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
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one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.
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3-wide going into Valhalla
absolutely love driving home like this every day very cool
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
3-wide going into Valhalla
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November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Her: "What are you thinking?"
Me: *Deer in headlights after my brain was running the After Dark flying toasters screensaver from windows 3.0* "...what?"
Me: *Deer in headlights after my brain was running the After Dark flying toasters screensaver from windows 3.0* "...what?"
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Her: "What are you thinking?"
Me: *Deer in headlights after my brain was running the After Dark flying toasters screensaver from windows 3.0* "...what?"
Me: *Deer in headlights after my brain was running the After Dark flying toasters screensaver from windows 3.0* "...what?"
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The reason we continue to see Democrats literally capitulating with fascists at key moments where actual continued resistance would have fractured the fascists power is because fracturing the systemic powers that support fascism would also destroy neoliberalism and its theater in place of action.
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The reason we continue to see Democrats literally capitulating with fascists at key moments where actual continued resistance would have fractured the fascists power is because fracturing the systemic powers that support fascism would also destroy neoliberalism and its theater in place of action.
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MAHA
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
MAHA
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If someone’s not mourning the death of Dick Cheney in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If someone’s not mourning the death of Dick Cheney in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
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These charges are insane fascist bullshit.
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
These charges are insane fascist bullshit.
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“Experimenting with frugality” is one of the most evil things I’ve ever read
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“Experimenting with frugality” is one of the most evil things I’ve ever read
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i hate it when people give out reckless and irresponsible firearms advice online. you don't want to use anything less than .300wm when shooting appliances inside your home.
My personal recommendation on a response if your washer, refrigerator, or thermostat asks for your WiFi password or wants you to download an app. Use a 9mm or larger because you don't want them to suffer when you put them down.
Correction... when the thermostat died, the HVAC neighbor gave me an EcoBee smart thermostat. When it asked for the wifi password...
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i hate it when people give out reckless and irresponsible firearms advice online. you don't want to use anything less than .300wm when shooting appliances inside your home.
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
Simple, clean and elegant trolling. 10/10.
I bet Taylor Swift would be more popular if she wrote her own songs.
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Simple, clean and elegant trolling. 10/10.
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According to the victim's attorney, the body camera captured the officer saying, “Do something, bitch,” before leaping out of the car and shooting her multiple times. Another officer asked, “Hey, what happened?” The first pointed to his camera, “Hey, don’t speak. You’re good”
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October 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
According to the victim's attorney, the body camera captured the officer saying, “Do something, bitch,” before leaping out of the car and shooting her multiple times. Another officer asked, “Hey, what happened?” The first pointed to his camera, “Hey, don’t speak. You’re good”
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@areyoucertain.bsky.social
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Pulling out all the stops:
A piping, cycling Darth Vader
#KeepPortlandWeird
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Pulling out all the stops:
A piping, cycling Darth Vader
#KeepPortlandWeird
October 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
@areyoucertain.bsky.social
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Pulling out all the stops:
A piping, cycling Darth Vader
#KeepPortlandWeird
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Pulling out all the stops:
A piping, cycling Darth Vader
#KeepPortlandWeird
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👏👏👏 totally love this plan! 💪 👏👏👏
Is that the squirrel that got taken by ice?
Need to make sure someone has a list of everyone’s names and costumes! Safety!
Is that the squirrel that got taken by ice?
Need to make sure someone has a list of everyone’s names and costumes! Safety!
This is so awesome. There were more of them last night. I am so proud of my City. 🐸💚
October 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
👏👏👏 totally love this plan! 💪 👏👏👏
Is that the squirrel that got taken by ice?
Need to make sure someone has a list of everyone’s names and costumes! Safety!
Is that the squirrel that got taken by ice?
Need to make sure someone has a list of everyone’s names and costumes! Safety!
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Trump shut down our government.
But it’s open to dole out $20 billion for his political ally in Argentina.
We have a new bill to stop this bailout and put “America First.”
But it’s open to dole out $20 billion for his political ally in Argentina.
We have a new bill to stop this bailout and put “America First.”
Trump shut down our government but is open to dole out $20 billion for his ally in Argentina.
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
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October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Trump shut down our government.
But it’s open to dole out $20 billion for his political ally in Argentina.
We have a new bill to stop this bailout and put “America First.”
But it’s open to dole out $20 billion for his political ally in Argentina.
We have a new bill to stop this bailout and put “America First.”