CJ Hemp
@cjhemp.bsky.social
PGH transplant in DMV. Technology Executive. Politics, Technology, Business & Sports. #H2P Dad & Alum, VUU Dad. Full-time nerd. He/Him. 🤓 🎥 🧳✈️
He is not the right person for this moment in time. He was likely a better fit for 20 years ago.
Here are the at least 6 House Democrats, 3 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 4 Democratic Senate candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
He is not the right person for this moment in time. He was likely a better fit for 20 years ago.
Just making shit up. He is not talking about the small business he ran into the ground, where he could give bonuses when he wanted.
Trump on Air Traffic Controllers: The one’s that stayed, I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus.
Ingraham: Where is that money coming from?
Trump: I don't know.
Ingraham: Where is that money coming from?
Trump: I don't know.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just making shit up. He is not talking about the small business he ran into the ground, where he could give bonuses when he wanted.
Trump in 2024: “The groceries are too high and I will lower immediately”
<Prices go up as a part of his import taxes>
Trump in 2025: High prices are a figment of your imagination. Go away!
<Prices go up as a part of his import taxes>
Trump in 2025: High prices are a figment of your imagination. Go away!
Trump on affordability: It’s a con job. Costs are way down.
Ingraham: So you are saying voters are misperceiving how they feel?
Ingraham: So you are saying voters are misperceiving how they feel?
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Trump in 2024: “The groceries are too high and I will lower immediately”
<Prices go up as a part of his import taxes>
Trump in 2025: High prices are a figment of your imagination. Go away!
<Prices go up as a part of his import taxes>
Trump in 2025: High prices are a figment of your imagination. Go away!
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This right here.
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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This scene troubled me. Why are you sitting in coach?!?!?! Entire plane to yourself and you sit in those uncomfortable ass seats out of spite. 🤦🏾♂️
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This scene troubled me. Why are you sitting in coach?!?!?! Entire plane to yourself and you sit in those uncomfortable ass seats out of spite. 🤦🏾♂️
Living his best life.
“Number 6 is a gentleman from Mauritania” - never thought I’d hear that on an American TV show❤️🙏🏾 Or poulet yassa🍗
#Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV
#Pluribus #VinceGilligan #AppleTV
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Living his best life.
Aunt Gladys had people running for miles without breathing heavy. Hahaha
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Aunt Gladys had people running for miles without breathing heavy. Hahaha
I needed a Sparta kick in Weapons. lol
a man with a beard and a woman in a white dress are standing next to each other .
ALT: a man with a beard and a woman in a white dress are standing next to each other .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I needed a Sparta kick in Weapons. lol
Never
This is funny cause I’ll never step foot in there again to experience this anyway. 🤣🤣
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Never
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If only the Speaker put half as much energy into governing as he does into avoiding work.
He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.
They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.
He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.
They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If only the Speaker put half as much energy into governing as he does into avoiding work.
He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.
They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.
He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation.
They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.
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photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
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This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
KBJ threaded the needle thanks to CA1’s unfinished business.
-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
-if she denied the admin stay, the full SCOTUS woulda stepped in to override her.
-if she immediately referred the case to the full Court, they coulda dragged feet.
-instead she boxed them in to act quickly once she does refer the case.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is the correct explanation of what happened tonight👇
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Meta's fraud problem: The social media giant projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, documents seen by @Reuters show reut.rs/4qJTpdH
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Meta's fraud problem: The social media giant projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, documents seen by @Reuters show reut.rs/4qJTpdH
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And black women are the MVPs.
Like motherfuckers can you help us help you? !
Like motherfuckers can you help us help you? !
Looking at the exit polls, per fucking usual Black Americans showing up to try and save democracy.
Too many white was still on that bullshit.
Too many white was still on that bullshit.
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
And black women are the MVPs.
Like motherfuckers can you help us help you? !
Like motherfuckers can you help us help you? !
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There is a full-on genocide occurring in Sudan. Now.
Not a peep from the pro-Pali people. Nothing.
It’s at crisis level and our administration isn’t even acknowledging it.
foreignpolicy.com/2025/11/05/h...
Not a peep from the pro-Pali people. Nothing.
It’s at crisis level and our administration isn’t even acknowledging it.
foreignpolicy.com/2025/11/05/h...
How to Stop the Genocide in Sudan
A murdering militia still depends on international legitimacy to survive.
foreignpolicy.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
There is a full-on genocide occurring in Sudan. Now.
Not a peep from the pro-Pali people. Nothing.
It’s at crisis level and our administration isn’t even acknowledging it.
foreignpolicy.com/2025/11/05/h...
Not a peep from the pro-Pali people. Nothing.
It’s at crisis level and our administration isn’t even acknowledging it.
foreignpolicy.com/2025/11/05/h...
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Better things are possible. Still.
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Better things are possible. Still.
Jay Jones definitely the funniest win of the night
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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New York Times also tried to knife Mamdani too, don’t forget.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
New York Times also tried to knife Mamdani too, don’t forget.
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Oh we will not forget who bent the knee.
Democrats won big. If it holds through 2028, it's going to be interesting to watch all the tech giants pretend they're not a bunch of MAGA fascists.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh we will not forget who bent the knee.
Looks like a bit of an ass kicking across the board! Let’s go!
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Looks like a bit of an ass kicking across the board! Let’s go!
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"What about those babies??"
I love her unfiltered!! Inject this into my veins!!!😍
I love her unfiltered!! Inject this into my veins!!!😍
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"What about those babies??"
I love her unfiltered!! Inject this into my veins!!!😍
I love her unfiltered!! Inject this into my veins!!!😍