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Toucan.
January 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Nearly Easter.
January 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Too soon?
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Ceremony to welcome new users to Bluesky.
November 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Wait. At about 25 seconds in….. is that @showerabsolute.bsky.social ?
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
When your band are playing a gig later but you’ve been asked to investigate reports of a witch spotted on a local housing estate.
November 12, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Found a watermelon in the car boot earlier.

Anyone else found a large piece of fruit in an unexpected location today?
September 18, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Reposted by Citizen Sane
Ha! You’ve got to love the @financialtimes.com 404 page

Why hasn’t this page been found?

We asked some leading economists:-
August 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I am in America. Florida, in fact. Tis a strange but fascinating place.
August 17, 2024 at 3:10 PM
👀
August 15, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I suppose I should say something.
June 8, 2024 at 6:47 PM
It’s January.
January 1, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Tuesday.
December 19, 2023 at 9:04 AM
Monday.
December 18, 2023 at 9:38 AM
Hands down the worst band of the 90s if you ask me. Bloody awful they were.
October 22, 2023 at 6:13 PM
So I’m doing this thing where a website gives you an album every day from that “1001
Albums You Must Hear Before You Die” book. Today’s was this.
October 18, 2023 at 4:53 PM
@stevenduckworth.bsky.social Welcome! And in a strangely coincidental moment I saw the notification of your follow just as I started listening to this:
October 17, 2023 at 1:44 PM
October 16, 2023 at 4:14 PM
October 7, 2023 at 8:42 AM
Octember already.
October 1, 2023 at 9:21 AM
Everything's bottoms, isn't it?
September 23, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Place: Kidderminster
Celebrity: Robert Kilroy Silk
3 Random Ingredients: mattress, kestrel, packet of instant custard mix
Introducing Random News Story predictor!

You have to guess what five random things might figure in the news today.

Place: Hook, Hants.
Celebrity: Ben Elton
3 Random ingredient:s: Salt, Fireworks, Brass bands.
September 22, 2023 at 7:36 AM
“Helps every little”
Tesco now sells penis vacuum pumps. They're not my bag baby.
September 22, 2023 at 6:52 AM
Is it me or can you not see who the other people are on a conversation on this place? Bit annoying.
September 20, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Reposted by Citizen Sane
Apparently it’s ’curling up’ in front of a log fire, not ‘curling one out’. Apologies to everyone at the fireplace showroom.
September 20, 2023 at 7:37 AM