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Avarice Wolf
@citizenash.bsky.social
Odd wolf person. Stubbornly optimistic. I don't tolerate bullies or idiots. I'm a high level huskymancer living in the Pacific Northwest I love to read and cook. I find humor in everything.
Vincere Vel Mori
Gen X & gay dead
The really sad thing is that's the only thing I want to eat when I'm sick.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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We met on FurryMUCK, way back in '92
The dialup noises said I soon could chat with you
The text was slow but didn't stop you coming through

OwO

And now I open an abandoned term window
We read the scrollback and it seems so long ago
Do you remember how the TS used to go

OwO
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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You know.

It may just be me,

But I'm in fact glad that someone who believed that people like Miss Cleo have actual prophecy powers didn't get to become a lawyer...
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Of course, in this case, "people" only applies to him and his billionaire buddies.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I have the terrible urge to write JD Vance furniture slash fic. The softcore "what the throw pillow saw" to the hardcore "plastic cover on"
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is fairly epic and humorous if you're a Tolkien fan.
youtu.be/72VN5pRTZmY?...
Elon Musk Exposed on Tolkien Ignorance (Yes, Really)
YouTube video by A Different Bias
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I do love it when my ewaste service talks dirty to me "your load has been confirmed"
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Can we get this boosted
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Of course Santa Claus is everywhere until observed!
SEE YOU IN 2 MONTHS
Here’s how:
Scientists have discovered that all matter can behave like a particle or wave. Waves can be in a bunch of places at once. Particles can tunnel, or teleport. That’s how I can be in many places at once on Christmas Eve.
A gentle reminder:
Love is the greatest gift :-)}
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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SEE YOU IN 2 MONTHS
Here’s how:
Scientists have discovered that all matter can behave like a particle or wave. Waves can be in a bunch of places at once. Particles can tunnel, or teleport. That’s how I can be in many places at once on Christmas Eve.
A gentle reminder:
Love is the greatest gift :-)}
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The cats can have NOTHING!🤣
October 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is there anyone else who thinks taking a Hellpod to work would be awesome? Blow the lid and slowly emerge as you sip coffee, your boss's car flaming scrap around your pod.
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Which really is strange for a man with no balls
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I could study cooking for a thousand years and I think my food wheelhouse would still be American comfort foods. The terrible things that taste good, settle and make you feel warm and fuzzy, and just kind of make things better somehow.
I have no complaints.
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It's so hard not to put a trump wig on a jack-o'-lantern
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I don't know why, but this gets funnier and funnier the longer you listen to it.
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Trump and his cronies trying to paint NYC as a warzone hellhole about to fall into Communist Muslim Madness getting dunked on by the NYPD is hilarious and unexpected
October 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Why can’t they say it?
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Miami!!! Woo hoo!
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's the kind of week that makes grateful for chap hop.
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Corporate looking at our facility on Google Earth "uWu notices your building"

Me "that's the logistics warehouse and no you can't use it for office space."
October 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM