Blunch:
The meal you eat upon waking when you sleep in till the afternoon because you're obviously depressed again.

I don’t think everyone who overheard me liked it but I saw this and went ‘incredibly unfair for me to encounter this at a time in my life when I’m not dating a trans man’

okay seems like a lot of people have tricked themselves into thinking they were speaking portuguese as a bit at some point this season thanks to brazilian pirates lmfao

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

Odds and ends

smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty

Me (eleven hours ago): Ah shit, I missed my window to take my PM ADHD medicine. Well, it’s not *too* far off,

Me (right now, at 4am): Hm.

am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing

"Arthur Spiderwick's Field Guide to the Fantastical World Around You" was released on October 25th, 2005. Although we did a 20th anniversary edition last year, with several pages of new art, I thought I'd share some behind-the-scenes photos and memories of this momentous book in my career.🧵

seeing the lays flavors in china is like a gorbachev supermarket moment

so if youre dating, wheres the third one?? ohhhh i see so youre like a throuple, but with two people..... a douple

So glad that capitalist innovation exists to offer “thing you had” as an alternative to “thing you had but worse”