i know those “jump to recipe” buttons are bullshit. some shit like <button id="dumbfuckingbutton” onclick="NOTHING LOL IDIOT">Jump to Recipe</button> like i don’t want to read a loving anecdote about your kids or how you broke an arm. show me the mac and cheese cups?? the culinary agenda sickens me.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i know those “jump to recipe” buttons are bullshit. some shit like <button id="dumbfuckingbutton” onclick="NOTHING LOL IDIOT">Jump to Recipe</button> like i don’t want to read a loving anecdote about your kids or how you broke an arm. show me the mac and cheese cups?? the culinary agenda sickens me.
a car just stopped for me as I was crossing the street and for some reason my dumb ass waved and smiled like this to them, i wish they just hit me
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
a car just stopped for me as I was crossing the street and for some reason my dumb ass waved and smiled like this to them, i wish they just hit me
when Q4 hits and some of yall aren’t thinking bee, the hive just don’t hit the same😔
November 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
when Q4 hits and some of yall aren’t thinking bee, the hive just don’t hit the same😔
i have nothing but lemon water and cholera pumping through my digestive track rn
September 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i have nothing but lemon water and cholera pumping through my digestive track rn
if a waymo car has one passenger, can it hypothetically use the HOV lane? let me know in the comments
September 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
if a waymo car has one passenger, can it hypothetically use the HOV lane? let me know in the comments
i’m gonna run with scissors
September 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i’m gonna run with scissors
not to sound like a broken record, but if you’re coming to a stop before entering an empty rotary, you might as well put it in park, turn off the ignition, and blow up your car
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
not to sound like a broken record, but if you’re coming to a stop before entering an empty rotary, you might as well put it in park, turn off the ignition, and blow up your car
come with me to try the new viral poopy sandwich from Mr. Poops Sandwich Shop!😀
September 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
come with me to try the new viral poopy sandwich from Mr. Poops Sandwich Shop!😀
according to some list, Mr. Beast is more influential than me. what did I do to piss off The Rolling Stones😭
August 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
according to some list, Mr. Beast is more influential than me. what did I do to piss off The Rolling Stones😭
PSA these sour patch kids glow ups DO NOT glow under black light
August 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
PSA these sour patch kids glow ups DO NOT glow under black light
just watched someone get beat up at the gym for not knowing all the steps of protein synthesis
August 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
just watched someone get beat up at the gym for not knowing all the steps of protein synthesis
ant’s first day in the ant farm: hey where are all the cows?
August 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
ant’s first day in the ant farm: hey where are all the cows?
an ellipsis walks into a bar. the bartender says, why the long pause?
August 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
an ellipsis walks into a bar. the bartender says, why the long pause?
some people aren’t born with the innate ability to drive through rotaries and i can sniff that out a mile from the circle
August 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
some people aren’t born with the innate ability to drive through rotaries and i can sniff that out a mile from the circle
it takes every ounce of will power plus the grace of GOD to keep me from eating the whole bag of babybel cheese
August 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
it takes every ounce of will power plus the grace of GOD to keep me from eating the whole bag of babybel cheese
what’s new scooby doo intro most goated show opening?
August 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
what’s new scooby doo intro most goated show opening?
who the fuuuuuck voted Huda as their favorite islander😭 #loveisland
June 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
who the fuuuuuck voted Huda as their favorite islander😭 #loveisland
bro fuck these house renovation shows. if i see them paint over the brick one more time i’m gonna explode
May 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
bro fuck these house renovation shows. if i see them paint over the brick one more time i’m gonna explode
party city shouldn’t have closed. we as a society failed to throw enough parties. and that’s a burden we’ll carry for the rest of eternity.
May 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
party city shouldn’t have closed. we as a society failed to throw enough parties. and that’s a burden we’ll carry for the rest of eternity.