William 🧿 Kuechenberg
@cinemasicko.bsky.social
High-Concept, Lowbrow! Nicholl Top 50. Repped at Bohemia Group. Former Ha-Ha Man at Cracked. TV and feature writer looking for work.
Finally rockin my favorite new thrift find.
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Finally rockin my favorite new thrift find.
Netflix getting the sweetheart residual deals for decades longer than they should have then almost immediately pivoting to studio ownership after the strikes is so nakedly evil and corrupt it’s basically comical. Mr. Burns-ass industry.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Netflix getting the sweetheart residual deals for decades longer than they should have then almost immediately pivoting to studio ownership after the strikes is so nakedly evil and corrupt it’s basically comical. Mr. Burns-ass industry.
Wearing the Docs I thrifted for the first time today. Never actually worn these before, didn’t realize I was gonna gain like three inches of height. Which means I am now at just under AVERAGE HEIGHT, making me just under UNSTOPPABLE
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Wearing the Docs I thrifted for the first time today. Never actually worn these before, didn’t realize I was gonna gain like three inches of height. Which means I am now at just under AVERAGE HEIGHT, making me just under UNSTOPPABLE
Officially sent in my application to the Rocky cast!
If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Officially sent in my application to the Rocky cast!
If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
If you wanna see more of me than you’re comfortable with you’ll have your chance very soon.
It’s fucking crazy people are shitting their pants over Baby’s First Horror Game when some iteration of War Crime Simulator 3000 has been the top-selling game year after year since 9/11.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It’s fucking crazy people are shitting their pants over Baby’s First Horror Game when some iteration of War Crime Simulator 3000 has been the top-selling game year after year since 9/11.
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More than 2,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. They’re demanding dignity: fair pay, safe conditions, a contract that respects their labor.
It’s time their voices are heard at the same volume as CEOs earning millions.
It’s time their voices are heard at the same volume as CEOs earning millions.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
More than 2,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. They’re demanding dignity: fair pay, safe conditions, a contract that respects their labor.
It’s time their voices are heard at the same volume as CEOs earning millions.
It’s time their voices are heard at the same volume as CEOs earning millions.
*Dignified professor whose valise has just popped open, scattering his papers to the winds:* MY CURRICULA!!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
*Dignified professor whose valise has just popped open, scattering his papers to the winds:* MY CURRICULA!!!
Donald Trump looked disgusting — scalp protruding— in his bone-colored hair before the Oval Office. Very very disrespectful.
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Donald Trump looked disgusting — scalp protruding— in his bone-colored hair before the Oval Office. Very very disrespectful.
I read this book in HS after hearing that Modest Mouse’s song King Rat, which rules, was inspired by this book and therefore, I reasoned, the book must also rule.
Transitive property stays winning, this book does indeed rule.
Transitive property stays winning, this book does indeed rule.
a nice companion to this is You Can't Win by Jack Black which covers his life as a hobo in the late 1800s, riding trains, going to a jail a bunch, stealing shit but living by a code about it. its great. 12 bucks on AK press with their holiday discount
www.akpress.org/youcantwin.h...
www.akpress.org/youcantwin.h...
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I read this book in HS after hearing that Modest Mouse’s song King Rat, which rules, was inspired by this book and therefore, I reasoned, the book must also rule.
Transitive property stays winning, this book does indeed rule.
Transitive property stays winning, this book does indeed rule.
Got CULT OF THE LAMB + all dlc for a steep discount knowing absolutely nothing about it.
So far it’s kinda incredible! Don’t know what I was expecting but HADES + ANIMAL CROSSING works surprisingly well, like peanutbutter and chocolate.
So far it’s kinda incredible! Don’t know what I was expecting but HADES + ANIMAL CROSSING works surprisingly well, like peanutbutter and chocolate.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Got CULT OF THE LAMB + all dlc for a steep discount knowing absolutely nothing about it.
So far it’s kinda incredible! Don’t know what I was expecting but HADES + ANIMAL CROSSING works surprisingly well, like peanutbutter and chocolate.
So far it’s kinda incredible! Don’t know what I was expecting but HADES + ANIMAL CROSSING works surprisingly well, like peanutbutter and chocolate.
Ride n grind*
*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ride n grind*
*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
*smoke weed, drink tea, and meditate
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Bible???? I don't think so! I only read STRAIGHTble! HELLOOOO it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve or Steve!
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Bible???? I don't think so! I only read STRAIGHTble! HELLOOOO it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve or Steve!
Nobody in Hollywood cares what’s on your CV except for the “references” part.
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Nobody in Hollywood cares what’s on your CV except for the “references” part.
Next time I visit my aunt in Arizona I’m bringing raw hamburger, a big box propped up with a stick, and a string.
Motion-activated trail cameras in southeastern Arizona captured pictures last month of a new, never-before-seen jaguar, according to the University of Arizona Wild Cat Research and Conservation Center.
Remote cameras catch another new jaguar in Arizona
Motion-activated trail cameras in southeastern Arizona captured pictures last month of a new, never-before-seen jaguar, according to the University of Arizona Wild Cat Research and Conservation Center.
tucson.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Next time I visit my aunt in Arizona I’m bringing raw hamburger, a big box propped up with a stick, and a string.
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Selling all my worldly possessions to focus solely on my tunnelling expeditions
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Selling all my worldly possessions to focus solely on my tunnelling expeditions
Spotify not pulling any punches this year.
December 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Spotify not pulling any punches this year.
Scored these bad boys for two bucks each at the Valley Value thrift store, so yeah, things are turnin around for Ol Sweet William.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Scored these bad boys for two bucks each at the Valley Value thrift store, so yeah, things are turnin around for Ol Sweet William.
I consider myself something of a fajita expert and so far Tequilas is the best value:quality ratio in LA imo.
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I consider myself something of a fajita expert and so far Tequilas is the best value:quality ratio in LA imo.
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We're hosting an emergency fundraiser to help fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need help. Currently we're $13.2k away from meeting our goal
Thank you all for the support so far, we're getting close to avoid debt!
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Thank you all for the support so far, we're getting close to avoid debt!
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
We're hosting an emergency fundraiser to help fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need help. Currently we're $13.2k away from meeting our goal
Thank you all for the support so far, we're getting close to avoid debt!
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
Thank you all for the support so far, we're getting close to avoid debt!
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
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He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
Weird thing I wasn’t expecting about getting into shape is that now at the slightest physical exertion my body is like “okay chief, message received, now activating Mad Catz Turbomode” and I’ll start sweating buckets while, like, putting away the dishes.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Weird thing I wasn’t expecting about getting into shape is that now at the slightest physical exertion my body is like “okay chief, message received, now activating Mad Catz Turbomode” and I’ll start sweating buckets while, like, putting away the dishes.
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It will be even more surreal when he stops attending because he's mad about the optics of dozing off, and they have to have the meetings anyway, performing their weird drooling obsequence competition to his gilded bust installed in the middle of the table
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It will be even more surreal when he stops attending because he's mad about the optics of dozing off, and they have to have the meetings anyway, performing their weird drooling obsequence competition to his gilded bust installed in the middle of the table
Got to the “big twist” in HADES 2 and I know everyone is media illiterate now but I am begging writers of all kinds to stop giving away the twist as the literal first thing we learn.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Got to the “big twist” in HADES 2 and I know everyone is media illiterate now but I am begging writers of all kinds to stop giving away the twist as the literal first thing we learn.