Lorena Bobbitt enthusiast
@ciaramf.bsky.social
morally bankrupt but politically left. all opinions are my own
being 18 in 2011 was all about logging “cum, 15 calories” on my fitness pal
February 7, 2024 at 3:22 AM
being 18 in 2011 was all about logging “cum, 15 calories” on my fitness pal
what do we think my mother was trying to communicate by opting not to buy me the Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath for Christmas?
January 9, 2024 at 6:49 AM
what do we think my mother was trying to communicate by opting not to buy me the Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath for Christmas?
people over property except for when it comes to me and my Ganni jacket
January 4, 2024 at 4:53 AM
people over property except for when it comes to me and my Ganni jacket
you call it “stealing office supplies”. i call it “liberating pens from the oppression of the capitalist 9-5”.
December 19, 2023 at 3:41 AM
you call it “stealing office supplies”. i call it “liberating pens from the oppression of the capitalist 9-5”.
my mental health is inversely correlated with the number of films i log on Letterboxd in a given month
October 24, 2023 at 9:41 PM
my mental health is inversely correlated with the number of films i log on Letterboxd in a given month
some days you’re a Scream gurlie and other days you’re barely a Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed gurlie
October 9, 2023 at 8:52 PM
some days you’re a Scream gurlie and other days you’re barely a Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed gurlie
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I hope this email keeps you up at night
September 13, 2023 at 8:05 PM
I hope this email keeps you up at night
thinking fondly of the time my mom became pre diabetic solely because her hyper fixation food was Cherry Garcia and when she stopped eating it her blood sugar went back to normal
September 13, 2023 at 8:11 PM
thinking fondly of the time my mom became pre diabetic solely because her hyper fixation food was Cherry Garcia and when she stopped eating it her blood sugar went back to normal
Charlie Brown ass looking perfume
September 13, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Charlie Brown ass looking perfume
hitting the group chat at 1:30am with texts that just say like, “annie ernaux”
September 10, 2023 at 7:42 AM
hitting the group chat at 1:30am with texts that just say like, “annie ernaux”
wild to think that my cat is gen z
August 30, 2023 at 8:29 PM
wild to think that my cat is gen z
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Microdosing being a pigeon by delivering a letter.
August 26, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Microdosing being a pigeon by delivering a letter.
spilling cerave face wash down my tits is the closest i’m coming to seeing any action this weekend
August 26, 2023 at 4:39 AM
spilling cerave face wash down my tits is the closest i’m coming to seeing any action this weekend
my friend told me he broke up with a 22 year old he was dating because she wouldn’t stop saying “slay”. like okay bro, i feel like her undeveloped prefrontal cortex is the bigger problem, but whatever
August 26, 2023 at 4:15 AM
my friend told me he broke up with a 22 year old he was dating because she wouldn’t stop saying “slay”. like okay bro, i feel like her undeveloped prefrontal cortex is the bigger problem, but whatever
if i could eternal sunshine of the spotless mind myself, it wouldn’t be for some whiny bitch boy shit like being sad about a breakup, it would be so I could see search party for the first time over and over
August 26, 2023 at 3:29 AM
if i could eternal sunshine of the spotless mind myself, it wouldn’t be for some whiny bitch boy shit like being sad about a breakup, it would be so I could see search party for the first time over and over
the veggie burger at my local is called the drama queen and i need a gluten free bun. the server loudly presented me with the Gluten Free Drama Queen, which is the only title i will answer to from here on out. i need a sash and a crown.
August 21, 2023 at 4:42 AM
the veggie burger at my local is called the drama queen and i need a gluten free bun. the server loudly presented me with the Gluten Free Drama Queen, which is the only title i will answer to from here on out. i need a sash and a crown.
carmy would have me saying yes chef
August 21, 2023 at 4:36 AM
carmy would have me saying yes chef
my friend’s mom is trying to start a “joy centre” [cult] that she describes as “a centre for joy” [still just a cult]
August 16, 2023 at 3:01 PM
my friend’s mom is trying to start a “joy centre” [cult] that she describes as “a centre for joy” [still just a cult]
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Your honor, if this was a jury of MY peers they'd know without a doubt I was just kidding
August 16, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Your honor, if this was a jury of MY peers they'd know without a doubt I was just kidding
coming home drunk to a new apartment is like being kidnapped by the homocidal twink in search party
August 15, 2023 at 6:10 AM
coming home drunk to a new apartment is like being kidnapped by the homocidal twink in search party
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life is short, but for some people it should be much shorter
August 14, 2023 at 5:57 PM
life is short, but for some people it should be much shorter
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I gave up on people I lead a pack of dogs now
August 12, 2023 at 1:19 AM
I gave up on people I lead a pack of dogs now