Brandon
@chubskgun.bsky.social
Winner of the 7th grade science fair in Geology. But I make food.
Someone hit Joe Brady’s shock collar when he calls mesh from here on out
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Someone hit Joe Brady’s shock collar when he calls mesh from here on out
Bills playing like they want McDermott tarmac’d
October 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bills playing like they want McDermott tarmac’d
Penn State’s problems encapsulated in one play bsky.app/profile/dani...
Drew Allar completes a pass to Nick Singleton for no gain that takes four seconds off the clock.
October 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Penn State’s problems encapsulated in one play bsky.app/profile/dani...
If Penn State’s offense could be just baseline competent, they could win this thing
Can’t wait to lose 14-10
Can’t wait to lose 14-10
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If Penn State’s offense could be just baseline competent, they could win this thing
Can’t wait to lose 14-10
Can’t wait to lose 14-10
I’ve started reading McDaniel quotes in a Werner Herzog voice bsky.app/profile/prof...
Mike McDaniel: The good news is, I don't see how it could be worse.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Mike McDaniel: The good news is, I don't see how it could be worse
Was the Dolphins' 33-8 Week 1 loss to the Colts rock bottom?
www.nbcsports.com
September 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’ve started reading McDaniel quotes in a Werner Herzog voice bsky.app/profile/prof...
Lamar/Henry averaged a combined 10 YPC, Flowers had 140 yards, the Ravens had one turnover and led nearly the entire game.
And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Lamar/Henry averaged a combined 10 YPC, Flowers had 140 yards, the Ravens had one turnover and led nearly the entire game.
And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
And the Bills won. I am so happy and so confused.
Glad we finally got an exorcism for That Dallas Game
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Glad we finally got an exorcism for That Dallas Game
Dabo and Mike Gundy faceplanting at the same time?! [sun shines a little brighter]
September 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dabo and Mike Gundy faceplanting at the same time?! [sun shines a little brighter]
Oh wow AI now has basic Excel table functionality
August 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh wow AI now has basic Excel table functionality
Kid wants French fries at 10 am is the fatherhood Kobayashi Maru
July 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Kid wants French fries at 10 am is the fatherhood Kobayashi Maru
Every time ESPN has Kiper talk about Sanders now, this is all I see
April 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Every time ESPN has Kiper talk about Sanders now, this is all I see
This place really is going all out to capture the vibe of 2010 Twitter
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This place really is going all out to capture the vibe of 2010 Twitter
[College Gameday, Aug 30th]
CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime.
PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad
CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime.
PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad
April 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
[College Gameday, Aug 30th]
CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime.
PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad
CORSO, FINISHING A LONG MONOLOGUE: …and that’s what this job, this place and these people [turns, crowd cheers] have meant to me. This has been the opportunity of a lifetime.
PAT MCAFEE, STILL COVERED IN FILTH AFTER DIVING THROUGH A CHAIN OF PORTAPOTTIES: vibes dahn bad
🎶start the car
I know a wacky spot
Where the piano’s cold
But the gin is hot
I know a wacky spot
Where the piano’s cold
But the gin is hot
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
🎶start the car
I know a wacky spot
Where the piano’s cold
But the gin is hot
I know a wacky spot
Where the piano’s cold
But the gin is hot
The Worst Trend In Attention Grabbing Headlines For Unneeded Stories (It’s Really Annoying!)
March 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The Worst Trend In Attention Grabbing Headlines For Unneeded Stories (It’s Really Annoying!)
META: and we’ll make the two most engaging comments appear under every post with no way to hide them, this will drive metrics and user eng-
EVERY SINGLE TOP COMMENT: nice try diddy
EVERY SINGLE TOP COMMENT: nice try diddy
February 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
META: and we’ll make the two most engaging comments appear under every post with no way to hide them, this will drive metrics and user eng-
EVERY SINGLE TOP COMMENT: nice try diddy
EVERY SINGLE TOP COMMENT: nice try diddy
NFL ALL WEEK: the refs do not favor the chiefs
THE FIRST DRIVE: wow who could have seen that call going the Chiefs way on fourth down
THE FIRST DRIVE: wow who could have seen that call going the Chiefs way on fourth down
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
NFL ALL WEEK: the refs do not favor the chiefs
THE FIRST DRIVE: wow who could have seen that call going the Chiefs way on fourth down
THE FIRST DRIVE: wow who could have seen that call going the Chiefs way on fourth down
This scorebug suuuuuuuuuuucks
February 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This scorebug suuuuuuuuuuucks
Penn State is just always the Washington Generals in games that are instant classics
January 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Penn State is just always the Washington Generals in games that are instant classics
Every ball Allar threw was a foot or three off target all night
January 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Every ball Allar threw was a foot or three off target all night
Holding is just straight up legal for both teams dang
January 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Holding is just straight up legal for both teams dang
Having all the momentum and not doing enough with it ✅
Blowing a two score lead in less than a quarter ✅
Coming out of the half flat as all hell ✅
We’re really doing it
Blowing a two score lead in less than a quarter ✅
Coming out of the half flat as all hell ✅
We’re really doing it
January 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Having all the momentum and not doing enough with it ✅
Blowing a two score lead in less than a quarter ✅
Coming out of the half flat as all hell ✅
We’re really doing it
Blowing a two score lead in less than a quarter ✅
Coming out of the half flat as all hell ✅
We’re really doing it
There’s a beauty to Apple News’ Conversation Starters featuring an article about men struggling to start text conversations
January 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There’s a beauty to Apple News’ Conversation Starters featuring an article about men struggling to start text conversations
Boise is aware they’re down by three scores right
January 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Boise is aware they’re down by three scores right