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emericle
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T1D (Dexcom / t:slim X2)
Software engineer
I like curry, hockey, and college football and skeet a lot about those things.... sorry in advance.
Not a ficus.
Pinned
Glorious Internet.
Never change, Penn State and Indiana.
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Gus lost a bet, right?
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Someone said the Kool Aid man is a “small Kaiju” which I agree with.

Is Ronald McDonald a cryptid?
Is the Kool Aid man a cryptid?
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
*pop*
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, leaders worried that meeting OpenAI’s rapidly escalating compute demands could lead to overbuilding servers that might not generate a financial return, per the Information
October 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Every team in college football lost Strength of Schedule today, which isn't even mathematically possible, but here we are.
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Checking in on #LSU football and.... oh... oh my.
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Opening the show with @celebrityhottub.bsky.social laughing like an unhinged Tickle Me Elmo is the greatest opening ever.
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Not me ugly crying over Jane Goodall’s last words
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Fames Janklin.
September 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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This should really exist here
September 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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This is parenting
September 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We have another "OH NO, DISASTER" at the end of the UNLV v Miami Ohio game @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @channel6.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me playing Super Smash Bros.
New look at Unitree's combat robot 🤖

Bounced up pretty quick 😳
September 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 34% full.
September 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 24% full.
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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hey man I don't give a shit what Nate Silver says
September 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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“not a big fan of the government”
August 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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BREAKING: Golden Corral getting rid of glory holes
August 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Tremendous crossover move right here:
August 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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me working to solve the rising sea levels
August 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM