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hell woods 👹
@chroniclibra.bsky.social
· Nov 20
stop climbing mt everest!!!! stop going up there !!! get down from there!!!!
i’m alive
failed the bar exam
got mac demarco tickets for september 🧿
got sad and took out my septum ring for 3 days then realized it was pms and put it back in
having existential dread
at extreme metal night to cope
failed the bar exam
got mac demarco tickets for september 🧿
got sad and took out my septum ring for 3 days then realized it was pms and put it back in
having existential dread
at extreme metal night to cope
April 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i’m alive
failed the bar exam
got mac demarco tickets for september 🧿
got sad and took out my septum ring for 3 days then realized it was pms and put it back in
having existential dread
at extreme metal night to cope
failed the bar exam
got mac demarco tickets for september 🧿
got sad and took out my septum ring for 3 days then realized it was pms and put it back in
having existential dread
at extreme metal night to cope
going outside at the bar to cry instead of smoking
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
going outside at the bar to cry instead of smoking
of course i fall asleep during my lunch hour and forget i have a therapy appointment and then my therapist isn’t checking her email because she’s taking off this week for mardi gras when i’m at peak seasonal depression
March 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
of course i fall asleep during my lunch hour and forget i have a therapy appointment and then my therapist isn’t checking her email because she’s taking off this week for mardi gras when i’m at peak seasonal depression
how i feel when the finance bro starts rizzing me up at the dive while i’m playing eye tag with the hardcore listener in camo cargo shorts
March 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
how i feel when the finance bro starts rizzing me up at the dive while i’m playing eye tag with the hardcore listener in camo cargo shorts
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balatro is so much and so addicting
February 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
balatro is so much and so addicting
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oh fuck im about to party on you
February 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
oh fuck im about to party on you
turnstile is for the girlies 💓💓💓
March 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
turnstile is for the girlies 💓💓💓
is there a surgical transplant procedure for vibes
February 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
is there a surgical transplant procedure for vibes
if u saw me and i didn’t say go birds back it’s bc i was post puffco and i have social anxiety
living in philly during another super bowl win is amazing, but i’m also very afraid of crowds so i left the house at 2:30 to take a walk to callowhill and got overwhelmed and just came back to have food at the bar across from my apartment lmao
February 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
if u saw me and i didn’t say go birds back it’s bc i was post puffco and i have social anxiety
living in philly during another super bowl win is amazing, but i’m also very afraid of crowds so i left the house at 2:30 to take a walk to callowhill and got overwhelmed and just came back to have food at the bar across from my apartment lmao
February 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
living in philly during another super bowl win is amazing, but i’m also very afraid of crowds so i left the house at 2:30 to take a walk to callowhill and got overwhelmed and just came back to have food at the bar across from my apartment lmao
got ghosted again so understandably i bought a puffco
February 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
got ghosted again so understandably i bought a puffco
okay apparently parade is on friday so we gucci
i don’t know why i scheduled my fillings for 8:30 on monday that was so dumb
February 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
okay apparently parade is on friday so we gucci
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The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs.
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs.
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"BRAT SUMMER!!!!!" she screams in her sweatpants, crushing Oreo Thins on top of vanilla ice cream
February 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"BRAT SUMMER!!!!!" she screams in her sweatpants, crushing Oreo Thins on top of vanilla ice cream
my type is male hipsters with no jobs and women in recreational sports leagues i’m so sorry
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
my type is male hipsters with no jobs and women in recreational sports leagues i’m so sorry
if the birds win tomorrow i’m getting a pack of american spirits
jason is the superior kelce
February 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
if the birds win tomorrow i’m getting a pack of american spirits
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imagine how incredible the puns will be at the dad orgy
February 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
imagine how incredible the puns will be at the dad orgy
refreshing my corporations knowledge by reading the teddy fresh lawsuit complaint
February 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
refreshing my corporations knowledge by reading the teddy fresh lawsuit complaint
jason is the superior kelce
February 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
jason is the superior kelce
having pizza before it’s outlawed
February 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
having pizza before it’s outlawed