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Chris Walsh
@christophermwalsh.bsky.social
(he/him/his) Chicago writer & performer. Fan of fantasy, horror, sci-fi, TTRPGs, punk, post-punk, hardcore, and metal. ADHD. #BlackLivesMatter. #TransLivesMatter. #LGBTQIA+LivesMatter. Pretty okay bass player. https://linktr.ee/christophermwalsh
Honestly, seriously, what the fuck do we do?
September 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I recently got to spend some time learning about the history of Hawaii, and how the monarchy was overthrown by a "Committee on Safety" made up of rich white men, and I couldn't help but think of the "perfection" of the Palleseen Sway in the Tyrant Philosophers series by @aptshadow.bsky.social .
July 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The Constitution is clear that only Congress, not the president, has the power to suspend habeas corpus. The Supreme Court doubled down on this in 1865, clarifying that the power was not delegated to the Executive Branch even in wartime.
May 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Andor S2:E6 - "What a Festive Evening"... Holy shit. That was one of the single best hours of television I have ever watched. I don't remember the last time an episode of a tv show made me that tense.
May 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Dedra Meero is my favorite character from Andor, and might be my favorite Star Wars character overall. She is awesome and terrifying.
April 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I will pay $10 on Bandcamp to the first punk band to release a track titled “Couchfucking Popekiller.”
April 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
April 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"I ever tell you guys about the first Easter? It was a long time ago and Jesus invited his friends to his house for dinner, and he said, 'Hey, can one of you guys hide these chocolate eggs before the Romans come? And Judas, would you mind feeding my pet rabbit?' Amen."

#LetterkennyQuotes
April 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
So, I guess all the thousands of autistic people who actually have paid taxes should probably get their money back, right?
April 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reposted by Chris Walsh
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I need to memorize this whole article for the next time I have to interact with my extended family.
My husband has taught human reproduction and development to the Cambridge medics for over three decades. When people start banging on about "only two biological sexes" he starts with "which sex: genetic, hormonal, or gonadal"?

Biological sex is not binary. www.scientificamerican.com/article/sex-...
Sex Redefined: The Idea of 2 Sexes Is Overly Simplistic
Biologists now think there is a larger spectrum than just binary female and male
www.scientificamerican.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good morning, friends. The European Commission is issuing burner phones and basic laptops to some US-bound staff to avoid the risk of espionage. This measure is usually reserved for EC workers traveling to China. 87 days into the brave new world.
April 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Did you ever see the German film “Downfall,” starring Bruno Ganz As Hitler? It’s a great movie. My favorite bit is at the end when they’re all committing su!c!de in the bunker.

Sometimes, I think it would be great to just skip right to that part.

Of the movie, of course.
April 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Good morning, friends.

"Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough." - the president of the U.S. to the president of El Salvador, 4/14/25

86 days into the brave new world.
April 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Good morning, friends. The DOJ continue to defy the Supreme Court’s order to bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home, arguing that because he is now outside the country, any attempt to get him back would intrude on the president’s power to conduct foreign affairs. 85 days into the brave new world.
April 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Good morning, friends. The Social Security Administration announced it would use X (fka Twitter) to make announcements going forward, instead of traditional press releases or memos typically posted to the agency’s website. 84 days into the brave new world.
April 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Good morning, friends. The Department of Homeland Security's Office of Intelligence and Analysis policy manual has omitted "sexual orientation" and "gender identity" from a rule prohibiting "intelligence activities" targeting someone on the basis of their identity. 83 days into the brave new world.
April 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The administration doesn’t want anyone returning to the U.S. from the prison in El Salvador because they don’t want the public here getting first-hand accounts of the conditions there.
April 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good morning, friends. The Supreme Court upheld a U.S. District Court judge's order to "facilitate and effectuate" the return of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man mistakenly deported to a prison in El Salvador. 82 days into the brave new world.
April 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
How the fuck did 4 Democrats vote FOR the SAVE Act?!? Did they all hit their heads on something?!?
April 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Good morning, friends. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed that the White House has been discussing the possibility of deporting incarcerated U.S. citizens to El Salvador. 81 days into the brave new world.
April 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The amount of emails I’m getting from various stores where I’ve spent money, telling me to buy now before the tariffs take effect because all their prices have to go up.
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Good morning, friends. U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi told reporters that the Justice Department believes Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man mistakenly deported to a prison in El Salvador, “should stay where he is.” 80 days into the brave new world.
April 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good morning, friends. The Supreme Court is allowing the administration to continue expediting deportations under the 1798 Alien Enemies Act. 79 days into the brave new world.
April 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Can you imagine what kind of unstoppable juggernaut the Democratic Party would be if they actually had the funds to pay all the people who showed up at all those events this past weekend?
April 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM