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So full rn
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we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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‘Tenacity’? You mean Nashville?
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
painting hyper local political commentary murals in my small town, call me creditunionsy
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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aws reseller (derogatory)
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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This meeting could have been my only son. This meeting could have been my baby boy
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun

911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great

me: so who do we call

911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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magical realism and it's just getting taxed on your spell ingredients and not being able to support yourself on a court wizard salary
August 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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if you turn off a terrible movie instead of suffering through it pointlessly you can still make it to heaven but the angels rib you about it
August 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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i want to eject my skeleton out of my body in front of a cheering crowd
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king
August 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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the sun was invented by Big Squint to sell more steely gazes
July 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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basically impossible to live in a cave these days without it becoming the Main Thing About You
March 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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We did ranked choice and charter reform in Portland, and now instead of City Council being Teargas Ted and 4 ghouls funded by property management firms, we have a council with as many socialists as bootlickers, and they just decided to give 2 million to city parks instead of to the police.
Lots of good lessons from yesterday's election but I think one of the top best lessons is ranked choice voting enables systematic change. We need it everywhere. Ranked choice at the local, state, and federal levels. Ranked choice in post offices and cafeterias. Ranked choice on supermarket shelves
June 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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It’s like @johnrogers.bsky.social says: if you constantly label everything you don’t like socialism, and you suck, eventually the youth will just embrace socialism.
I was also wondering about this angle. How do they escalate the rhetoric when they already say New York is a communist dystopia?
June 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Last week to visit the exhibition.
June 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is
June 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ohh so like the mattress is firm but they're also like a firm for mattresses
June 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Improved the Google trends API :)
New bits:
- News articles for each trending topic
- 4h, 24h, and now weekly trends
- All associated search terms (like actually every search term)

It's 2 bucks/mo for 10k requests, lower if more people start using it

rapidapi.com/chriswmccull...
Super Duper Trends
Google Trends Data API - Real-Time Trending Topics & Search Insights Stay ahead of the curve with comprehensive trending data from Google's most popular searches. This API provides developers with in...
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June 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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china is bad bc they use tanks to disperse protestors and the tanks only stop moving when one brave man stands in front of the tank, unlike america where uh uhhh uhhhhhhh
June 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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oh whoa javascript tells you where the text-insertion cursor is huh
June 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I made a live Google Trends API if anyone needs one bc PyTrends stopped working:

rapidapi.com/super-duper-...

It has actual search terms unlike the Google RSS feed and doesn't cost literally $75/mo like SerpAPI's :)
Google Trends Scraper
## Real-Time Trending Topics & Search Insights Stay ahead of the curve with comprehensive trending data from Google's most popular searches. This API provides developers with instant access to what's...
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May 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs
May 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM