Chris
@chrism12.bsky.social
Getting real tired of having sweaty balls 🙄
June 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Getting real tired of having sweaty balls 🙄
In so much pain with my knee 😫
May 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In so much pain with my knee 😫
Since when are we firing Katy Perry into space? Who made that decision?
April 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Since when are we firing Katy Perry into space? Who made that decision?
I think I'm allergic to doughnuts.
March 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I think I'm allergic to doughnuts.
No pudding. Now I have pudding depression 😔
March 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No pudding. Now I have pudding depression 😔
It's been January for the past 30 years 🙄
January 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's been January for the past 30 years 🙄
Who ate my cheesecake?! 😭
January 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Who ate my cheesecake?! 😭
Damn. Not David Lynch 😭
January 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Damn. Not David Lynch 😭
Longlegs
January 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Longlegs
It's -5 here! My cock is an icicle.
January 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
It's -5 here! My cock is an icicle.
6'0 boringly average
How tall are y'all in real life?
January 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
6'0 boringly average
Ban everything except pizza.
January 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ban everything except pizza.
My hot take on AI:
a cartoon of a family guy in a bathtub with the caption it insists upon itself yarn
ALT: a cartoon of a family guy in a bathtub with the caption it insists upon itself yarn
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January 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
My hot take on AI:
Well, slap my willy! That is freeeezing out there 🥶
January 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Well, slap my willy! That is freeeezing out there 🥶
I've already fucked the whole eating healthy thing. Better luck next year.
January 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've already fucked the whole eating healthy thing. Better luck next year.
Happy New Year, everyone!!! I hope 2025 brings you nothing but good things.
January 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Happy New Year, everyone!!! I hope 2025 brings you nothing but good things.
Staying up until midnight to watch a big clock go bong...
December 31, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Staying up until midnight to watch a big clock go bong...
People who have niche interests that they are passionate about.
whats a non-sexual thing that turns you on?
December 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
People who have niche interests that they are passionate about.
It's nearly Halloween 🎃
December 28, 2024 at 5:14 PM
It's nearly Halloween 🎃
33 😬
How old will you be in 2025?
December 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
33 😬
Christmas coma. Need to rip all my clothes off.
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a fridge
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a fridge
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December 25, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Christmas coma. Need to rip all my clothes off.