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Christopher Grande
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#WebDesigner, #MacAdmin 👨🏻‍💻, #haunter at @trailofterror.com 👻, writer of #Python & #Django 🐍, #MINICooper driver, and Secretary for the @ctpuppetry.org 🏳️‍🌈

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I edited footage, music and sound effects from four “Halloween” films to construct a seamless chronological timeline of the night Michael Myers came home.

video: vimeo.com/1130367912?s...
Halloween: The Night of Terror Ends
A re-edit of footage, music and sound from four “Halloween” films to construct a seamless chronological timeline of The Night HE Came Home. More information…
vimeo.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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A blog post about how I put this together:

"Halloween: The Night of Terror Ends", A Seamless Edit
fxrant.blogspot.com/2025/10/hall...
"Halloween: The Night of Terror Ends", A Seamless Edit
One of the best features of “Halloween Kills” (2021) is the collection of flashback sequences which show the rest of the night Michael Myers...
fxrant.blogspot.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The #Apple #Genmoji feature that lets you mix emojis will fight you with all its power when trying to combine 👨🏻‍🍳 💋.
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Apps not using #LiquidGlass do feel oddly heavier — mostly around the tab bar and toolbar items.
October 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Lowe's app being one of the first to be updated with Liquid Glass on #iOS26 wasn't on the Bingo card.
September 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Since it's new iPhone season, this is your reminder that if you use Microsoft Authenticator with work or school accounts make sure those accounts have secondary authentication methods.
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Nothing screams this electrical item should be returned like the random Yahoo email address printed on the packaging for support issues.
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Shuffle, cut, and strangle card XXI. “The Strangling Brothers” — A traveling show of cruelty and ash. http://link.ofterror... #hauntedattraction #trailofterror #drawyourfear #thecardsdontlie #connecticut #wallingford #halloween
September 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
QVC has an official TikTok shop — we have come full circle.
September 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you work at Apple on #iOS26, please fix the squared corners on the Spotlight keyboard. FB19420349
August 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Technology has come so far and after all these years I still get asked how to insert an image into a Word document. 🫠
August 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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A draw from the deck finds card I. "The First Fear" — The moment the Trail awoke, fear’s first breath. http://dlvr.it/TMdRjx #hauntedattraciton #trailofterror #drawyourfear
August 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What crazy person named this?
August 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The "Empty" button in the Trash Finder window in #macOS26 seems to keep getting smaller...
August 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The cards don't lie... it’s time to prepare yourself for our 31st season of terror. 🎃💀 Tickets now on sale 🎟️! http://dlvr.it/TMDg7l

Sept 27th, October 3, 4, 10, 11, 12, 17, 18, 19, 24, 25, 26, Nov 1st.

#trailofterror #wallingford #connecticut #hauntedattraction #drawyourfear #halloween
August 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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regular random reminder that Truth Social is just a skinned Mastodon instance github.com/milesmcc/tru...
GitHub - milesmcc/truthsocial: Automatically updated dump of Truth Social's source code (reskinned Mastodon)
Automatically updated dump of Truth Social's source code (reskinned Mastodon) - milesmcc/truthsocial
github.com
August 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Refined chromatic aberration on the edge of Liquid Glass in #iOS26 beta 6. 🧑‍🍳💋
August 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Group Policy is great, it's basically the LSAT for computer nerds.

Do you want to enable or disable "Cut off everyone's penis?"

Great! You selected Enable.

"Do you want to enable or disable this option, or put it into compatibility mode that dynamically selects cutting off everyone's penis?"
August 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They said Trading Spaces in the Oval Office was a bad idea. They were right. Nothing says "statesman" like gold-spray-painted fretwork from aisle 14 at Home Depot.
August 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
#iOS26 schedule notification summaries are a very interesting minefield of UI bugs. So interesting that I believe that no one in #Apple actually uses this feature.
August 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The #iOS26 Phone.app feels like a rough draft in #SwiftUI that is now worked on for around an hour every two weeks. The only possible feedback that could be opened is "just use it you'll see the problems".
August 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Trump has doubled his net worth to over $5 billion in the last 6 months and handed himself a billion-dollar retrofitted jet courtesy of US taxpayers but hey, glad his $33k monthly paycheck was donated. Heroic stuff.
August 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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You can now stay overnight at the Simi Valley house used in 1982's POLTERGEIST -- with an interior that's painstakingly renovated to look exactly like it did in the film! You can even book custom experiences like tours, movie screenings, or a night that feels... watched...

www.poltergeisthouse.com
August 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM