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Chris Johnson
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Survey statistician, public health nerd, auto enthusiast, square dancer, hiker, childless cat dad, opera buff, fan of German language & culture, and proponent of the Oxford comma. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him/his/his’n. EN/DE.
Michael Cimino’s multi Academy Award winning war drama “THE DEER HUNTER” starring Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken, Meryl Streep, John Cazale and Chuck Aspegren premiered #OnThisDay in 1978 at the National Theatre in Los Angeles

🎬 Universal Pictures
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Good morning to everyone who didn’t extort a corrupt sporting body into creating a fake medal for them because they’re still in their fee-fees about getting repeatedly spurned by the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
All I want for Christmas is a war crimes tribunal.
This is only the starting lineup.
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Former #CDC leaders worry this week's #ACIP meeting will lean heavily into theoretical risks of vaccines without acknowledging the significant and scientifically established benefits of them, in the process sowing more doubt about the importance of immunizations. www.statnews.com/2025/12/03/a...
CDC’s vaccine advisory panel faces a crisis of its own making
“ACIP has drifted toward inflating speculative risks while downplaying well-established vaccine benefits,” write former CDC officials Demetre Daskalakis, Daniel Jernigan, and Debra Houry.
www.statnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
George Will is an old-school conservative.
GEORGE WILL: “.. The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself.”

@postopinions.bsky.social
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Randy Rainbow absolutely clowning RFK Jr. is both peak comedy and tragedy. A neoclassical American Tragedy? 🇺🇸🎭

Here’s to living in a timeline so unhinged we need a musical parody (though it’s not much of a stretch) to make sense of it! For now we laugh, we’ll save the panic for a little later 😅
RFK! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
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December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“Größenwahn" is the German word for megalomania or delusions of grandeur. It is used to describe an obsessive desire for power, or a grandiose and often unrealistic belief in one's own importance and abilities.
“.. What started as a 500-seat ballroom connected to the East Wing grew to 650 seats. Next, he wanted a 999-seat ballroom, then room for 1,350.” 🤡

@nytimes.com @lukebroadwater.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/u...
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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My periodic reminder that Sarah Palin (quite correctly) called for Rahm Emmanuel to be fired when he used the "R" word.

And my periodic reminder that maybe a political reporter wants to ask her what should happen when Trump uses it.

Like any reporter.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The nation’s immune system has been compromised.
US CDC: a public health agency in critical condition
For almost 80 years, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has been the nation's immune system, detecting threats early, coordinating rapid responses, and safeguarding population hea...
www.thelancet.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My favorite scene in any movie ever!
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
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November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I want a dog
2 actually
but they are
empaths that absorb
I feel so much
would it be cruel
could they handle it
could they handle me
cats give zero fucks
they carry on
dogs plead for mercy in their eyes
god that would break me
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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For this week's #ThursdayFilmRec 🗃️🎥🍿🎬 #HATM

Watch (or Rewatch) one of my favorite films: "Broadcast News" (1987) - Dir. James L. Brooks

Fantastic performances by Holly Hunter, William Hurt, & Albert Brooks.

And, this unforgettable scene featuring Joan Cusack. ⬇️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYCE...
Broadcast News - Tape Scene
YouTube video by Peter Ghosh
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November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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📌NOTE: There's no newsroom guidance I'm aware of that says journalists have to just sit there and take it when an ill-bred slob, and convicted felon calls them "piggy" and shrugs off the brutal killing of one of their colleagues by simply saying, "things happen."
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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#90sTop30
#MusicChallenge
Depeche Mode- It’s No Good (Hardfloor Remix )

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It's No Good (Hardfloor Mix)
YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic
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November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Elise, my goddaughter, came from the county animal shelter.
#RescuesofBluesky
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Chester may sue the lady that fills the bird feeder.
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM