Chirologe
chirologe.bsky.social
Chirologe
@chirologe.bsky.social
The world’s pre-eminent author of hyperbolical true fiction. Now available in para-social media!
March 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In the same park Great Danes are banned on some trails, and Golden Retrievers banned on others. 🧐
February 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
February 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Reposted by Chirologe
The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
February 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
New Kinsey Scale just dropped.
February 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
February 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
February 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
An integer is a whole number.

You, as a person, are a whole number. It wasn't always that way. Some people had 0% of a vote. The 3/5ths compromise agreed that some people were represented 60%. "We, the people" are slow in the social progress department. What is a step back from subcategory?
February 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
To navigate the current political climate try boiling down every executive order, Supreme Court decision or movement into the broadest possible terms. The footprint of your digital activism (if it rises to a level of any substantive threat) will be evidence used against you.

Continued:
February 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
February 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Okay, campers. Rise and shine! And don’t forget your booties cause it’s gonna be cooold out there!
February 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
February 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My brand!
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM