Chase Douglas
@chasedouglas.bsky.social
Product engineer. Founder of Stackery.io (acquired by AWS, relaunched as Infra Composer). Building Archodex.com to help platform engineers move faster, safely. https://chasedouglas.net
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Just me and my friend @binford2k.bsky.social rotating secrets on a Friday afternoon over beers @thebeermongers.bsky.social in Portland. Which we can do, cause archodex.com makes sure we know everywhere our secrets are used so we don't cause outages.
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Just me and my friend @binford2k.bsky.social rotating secrets on a Friday afternoon over beers @thebeermongers.bsky.social in Portland. Which we can do, cause archodex.com makes sure we know everywhere our secrets are used so we don't cause outages.
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a thread of harsh truths to vaccinate you against chatgpt psychosis
1. AI will not make you more interesting.
AI-generated words may be helpful for your own research. Nobody else is interested in reading them. Assume nothing written by AI is worth publishing.
AI will not earn anyone’s respect.
1. AI will not make you more interesting.
AI-generated words may be helpful for your own research. Nobody else is interested in reading them. Assume nothing written by AI is worth publishing.
AI will not earn anyone’s respect.
July 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
a thread of harsh truths to vaccinate you against chatgpt psychosis
1. AI will not make you more interesting.
AI-generated words may be helpful for your own research. Nobody else is interested in reading them. Assume nothing written by AI is worth publishing.
AI will not earn anyone’s respect.
1. AI will not make you more interesting.
AI-generated words may be helpful for your own research. Nobody else is interested in reading them. Assume nothing written by AI is worth publishing.
AI will not earn anyone’s respect.
Me @ PDX DevOps meetup tomorrow: www.meetup.com/portland-dev...
* 😱 Fun ways orgs screw up secrets management (case studies)
* 🥷 Self-defense against engineers wielding spreadsheets (what to do when someone turns on GitHub Secret Scanner)
* 💡 Using eBPF to creep on secrets in action
See you there!
* 😱 Fun ways orgs screw up secrets management (case studies)
* 🥷 Self-defense against engineers wielding spreadsheets (what to do when someone turns on GitHub Secret Scanner)
* 💡 Using eBPF to creep on secrets in action
See you there!
PDX DevOps, Thu, May 29, 2025, 6:30 PM | Meetup
Another in-person PDX DevOps event?? This is almost becoming a trend now!
This event is currently limited to 30 attendees only. Snacks provided.
THIS MONTH'S TALK:
**Fan
www.meetup.com
May 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me @ PDX DevOps meetup tomorrow: www.meetup.com/portland-dev...
* 😱 Fun ways orgs screw up secrets management (case studies)
* 🥷 Self-defense against engineers wielding spreadsheets (what to do when someone turns on GitHub Secret Scanner)
* 💡 Using eBPF to creep on secrets in action
See you there!
* 😱 Fun ways orgs screw up secrets management (case studies)
* 🥷 Self-defense against engineers wielding spreadsheets (what to do when someone turns on GitHub Secret Scanner)
* 💡 Using eBPF to creep on secrets in action
See you there!
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me: the reason both options suck is that you can’t express an adjacency matrix in json
coworker: yeah, it has to be an ad-json-cy list
coworker: yeah, it has to be an ad-json-cy list
February 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
me: the reason both options suck is that you can’t express an adjacency matrix in json
coworker: yeah, it has to be an ad-json-cy list
coworker: yeah, it has to be an ad-json-cy list
I’m still using an intel era macbook pro, but rust dev is so slow. I make a one char change, then have to wait 30s to see what new error squiggles appear in vscode. Probably time for an upgrade…
February 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m still using an intel era macbook pro, but rust dev is so slow. I make a one char change, then have to wait 30s to see what new error squiggles appear in vscode. Probably time for an upgrade…
I became annoyed with my password manager and decided to do something about it. Along the way I scratched another itch: Is AWS Aurora DSQL for real? #aws #serverless (1/8)
February 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I became annoyed with my password manager and decided to do something about it. Along the way I scratched another itch: Is AWS Aurora DSQL for real? #aws #serverless (1/8)