@iihay.bsky.social @abbi73.bsky.social

Hello Dragons, I'm here to talk to you about my business that upcycles used fag packets and the little pencils from Argos as an offline idea collection system. I am asking for £250,000 for 0.001% of the business.

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

Final panel is always Mandelson ending up at the Jobcentre.

At this point, Mandelson has become a character from Viz.

The painted over Banksy Mural now looks like a silhouette of an episode of ‘Bottom’ where Richie is attacking Eddie and Eddie is defending himself with a TV aerial

fair play, that’s a decent signing

sometimes it’s good to take a break from social media*

*forget to bring your phone into the bathroom

You can read what he chose here www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p... but there isn't a recording available (yet? 🤞). Which is a shame for those of us who grew up listening to that/those voice(s) on the Dougal and The Blue Cat LP.

All the tech bros obsessed with longevity, I bet not one of them has tried knitting for penguins

Is there anything more Australian than a tin of START YA BASTARD?

Part of a series called "Cleaning out the fridge"