Erik
@charliemcmoo.bsky.social
I still write. I still art. I still adventure...
I just do it over here, now
I just do it over here, now
In water near dusty bus stations
Are native, young, trusty Croatians
They fuss and they primp
Ev'ry crab, krill and shrimp
Those terribly fussy crustaceans
#limerickrhyme or #tonguetwister ? A little bit of both? #limericksunday
Are native, young, trusty Croatians
They fuss and they primp
Ev'ry crab, krill and shrimp
Those terribly fussy crustaceans
#limerickrhyme or #tonguetwister ? A little bit of both? #limericksunday
February 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
In water near dusty bus stations
Are native, young, trusty Croatians
They fuss and they primp
Ev'ry crab, krill and shrimp
Those terribly fussy crustaceans
#limerickrhyme or #tonguetwister ? A little bit of both? #limericksunday
Are native, young, trusty Croatians
They fuss and they primp
Ev'ry crab, krill and shrimp
Those terribly fussy crustaceans
#limerickrhyme or #tonguetwister ? A little bit of both? #limericksunday
CERN
To explain the whole known universe
There's a loop particles will traverse
Collide and then splatter.
They thought it would matter
But actually did the reverse
#antimatter #limerickrhyme #physicslimerick #limericksunday #science
To explain the whole known universe
There's a loop particles will traverse
Collide and then splatter.
They thought it would matter
But actually did the reverse
#antimatter #limerickrhyme #physicslimerick #limericksunday #science
January 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
CERN
To explain the whole known universe
There's a loop particles will traverse
Collide and then splatter.
They thought it would matter
But actually did the reverse
#antimatter #limerickrhyme #physicslimerick #limericksunday #science
To explain the whole known universe
There's a loop particles will traverse
Collide and then splatter.
They thought it would matter
But actually did the reverse
#antimatter #limerickrhyme #physicslimerick #limericksunday #science
Descartes sat down into his chair,
A waitress assisted him there.
"A beer and a shot?"
"Oh, I think not."
Then Rene vanished into thin air.
#limericks #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
A waitress assisted him there.
"A beer and a shot?"
"Oh, I think not."
Then Rene vanished into thin air.
#limericks #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
January 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Descartes sat down into his chair,
A waitress assisted him there.
"A beer and a shot?"
"Oh, I think not."
Then Rene vanished into thin air.
#limericks #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
A waitress assisted him there.
"A beer and a shot?"
"Oh, I think not."
Then Rene vanished into thin air.
#limericks #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
The need to get fit had awoken
But exercise gods had just spoken
It went from big talk
To one single walk
And somehow my foot ended broken
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks
But exercise gods had just spoken
It went from big talk
To one single walk
And somehow my foot ended broken
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The need to get fit had awoken
But exercise gods had just spoken
It went from big talk
To one single walk
And somehow my foot ended broken
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks
But exercise gods had just spoken
It went from big talk
To one single walk
And somehow my foot ended broken
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks
...a li'l bit late
My children are very well rounded
Their thirst for more knowledge unbounded
Though caught unawares
Of current affairs
So maybe they'll spend some time grounded
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poetry
My children are very well rounded
Their thirst for more knowledge unbounded
Though caught unawares
Of current affairs
So maybe they'll spend some time grounded
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poetry
January 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
...a li'l bit late
My children are very well rounded
Their thirst for more knowledge unbounded
Though caught unawares
Of current affairs
So maybe they'll spend some time grounded
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poetry
My children are very well rounded
Their thirst for more knowledge unbounded
Though caught unawares
Of current affairs
So maybe they'll spend some time grounded
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poetry
The most absurd thing out of all the absurds
That I ever have heard in the countless I've heards:
"What is that dot
You do it a lot
Putting dots in your texts after every few words"
I'm so old... 🤣
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poem #poetry
That I ever have heard in the countless I've heards:
"What is that dot
You do it a lot
Putting dots in your texts after every few words"
I'm so old... 🤣
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poem #poetry
January 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The most absurd thing out of all the absurds
That I ever have heard in the countless I've heards:
"What is that dot
You do it a lot
Putting dots in your texts after every few words"
I'm so old... 🤣
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poem #poetry
That I ever have heard in the countless I've heards:
"What is that dot
You do it a lot
Putting dots in your texts after every few words"
I'm so old... 🤣
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poem #poetry
No matter how small or how grand
A pile of rock, dirt or sand
Off Bar Harbor's coast
Called 'island' by most
Can still be described as Maine land.
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #poem #poetry
A pile of rock, dirt or sand
Off Bar Harbor's coast
Called 'island' by most
Can still be described as Maine land.
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #poem #poetry
January 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
No matter how small or how grand
A pile of rock, dirt or sand
Off Bar Harbor's coast
Called 'island' by most
Can still be described as Maine land.
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #poem #poetry
A pile of rock, dirt or sand
Off Bar Harbor's coast
Called 'island' by most
Can still be described as Maine land.
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #poem #poetry
When locks are in need of negation
To end unfair incarceration
Just you and the lock
Should have a good talk
The key to it's communication!
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poem #poetry #dadjoke
To end unfair incarceration
Just you and the lock
Should have a good talk
The key to it's communication!
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poem #poetry #dadjoke
December 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
When locks are in need of negation
To end unfair incarceration
Just you and the lock
Should have a good talk
The key to it's communication!
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poem #poetry #dadjoke
To end unfair incarceration
Just you and the lock
Should have a good talk
The key to it's communication!
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #poem #poetry #dadjoke
One of my first limericks, just before single life 🤣:
I think that my dishwasher's broken.
It's banging and clanging. It's smokin'!
Perhaps it is best
To let my wife rest.
The laundry can wait 'til she's woken.
#limericksunday #limericks
I think that my dishwasher's broken.
It's banging and clanging. It's smokin'!
Perhaps it is best
To let my wife rest.
The laundry can wait 'til she's woken.
#limericksunday #limericks
December 29, 2024 at 12:26 PM
One of my first limericks, just before single life 🤣:
I think that my dishwasher's broken.
It's banging and clanging. It's smokin'!
Perhaps it is best
To let my wife rest.
The laundry can wait 'til she's woken.
#limericksunday #limericks
I think that my dishwasher's broken.
It's banging and clanging. It's smokin'!
Perhaps it is best
To let my wife rest.
The laundry can wait 'til she's woken.
#limericksunday #limericks
December 22, 2024 at 8:24 AM
In doing things oh-so-parental
Be nourishing. Proper and gentle.
When Christmas time nears
Fully switch gears
Feel free to go full Santa-mental
#limericksunday #limericks #poetry #poem #christmas
Be nourishing. Proper and gentle.
When Christmas time nears
Fully switch gears
Feel free to go full Santa-mental
#limericksunday #limericks #poetry #poem #christmas
December 22, 2024 at 8:19 AM
In doing things oh-so-parental
Be nourishing. Proper and gentle.
When Christmas time nears
Fully switch gears
Feel free to go full Santa-mental
#limericksunday #limericks #poetry #poem #christmas
Be nourishing. Proper and gentle.
When Christmas time nears
Fully switch gears
Feel free to go full Santa-mental
#limericksunday #limericks #poetry #poem #christmas
A struggling fellow named Bill
Spent all yesterday very ill
He said with dismay
"It was quite a hard day
'stead of aspirin I took a blue pill."
#Limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #dadjoke
Spent all yesterday very ill
He said with dismay
"It was quite a hard day
'stead of aspirin I took a blue pill."
#Limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #dadjoke
December 15, 2024 at 11:14 AM
A struggling fellow named Bill
Spent all yesterday very ill
He said with dismay
"It was quite a hard day
'stead of aspirin I took a blue pill."
#Limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #dadjoke
Spent all yesterday very ill
He said with dismay
"It was quite a hard day
'stead of aspirin I took a blue pill."
#Limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #dadjoke
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 12
This holiday's really on track
On pace, as it were, to be whack
With rhythm and care
Of cymbals and snare
All planning to bring the beat back!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 12
This holiday's really on track
On pace, as it were, to be whack
With rhythm and care
Of cymbals and snare
All planning to bring the beat back!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
December 14, 2024 at 12:36 PM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 12
This holiday's really on track
On pace, as it were, to be whack
With rhythm and care
Of cymbals and snare
All planning to bring the beat back!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 12
This holiday's really on track
On pace, as it were, to be whack
With rhythm and care
Of cymbals and snare
All planning to bring the beat back!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 11
As far as the orchestra pack go
The woodwinds department went wacko
Eleven of them
Are hacking up phlegm
From packing their pipes with tobacco!
w/ @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 11
As far as the orchestra pack go
The woodwinds department went wacko
Eleven of them
Are hacking up phlegm
From packing their pipes with tobacco!
w/ @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
December 13, 2024 at 11:30 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 11
As far as the orchestra pack go
The woodwinds department went wacko
Eleven of them
Are hacking up phlegm
From packing their pipes with tobacco!
w/ @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 11
As far as the orchestra pack go
The woodwinds department went wacko
Eleven of them
Are hacking up phlegm
From packing their pipes with tobacco!
w/ @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The 12 Limericks of Christmas d 10
The Lords tried to act rather coy
Deep down each one's only a boy
'tween ladies gyrating
And maidens lactating
They hopped, skipped & leapt up with joy
@jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The Lords tried to act rather coy
Deep down each one's only a boy
'tween ladies gyrating
And maidens lactating
They hopped, skipped & leapt up with joy
@jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
December 12, 2024 at 10:50 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas d 10
The Lords tried to act rather coy
Deep down each one's only a boy
'tween ladies gyrating
And maidens lactating
They hopped, skipped & leapt up with joy
@jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The Lords tried to act rather coy
Deep down each one's only a boy
'tween ladies gyrating
And maidens lactating
They hopped, skipped & leapt up with joy
@jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 9
The next day should be a sensation!
I trembled with anticipation!
Nine strippers, a pole!
My love, bless her soul!
But no, they just waltz in formation.
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme
day 9
The next day should be a sensation!
I trembled with anticipation!
Nine strippers, a pole!
My love, bless her soul!
But no, they just waltz in formation.
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme
December 11, 2024 at 11:00 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 9
The next day should be a sensation!
I trembled with anticipation!
Nine strippers, a pole!
My love, bless her soul!
But no, they just waltz in formation.
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme
day 9
The next day should be a sensation!
I trembled with anticipation!
Nine strippers, a pole!
My love, bless her soul!
But no, they just waltz in formation.
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 8
The eight lovely ladies this morn
Upheld solemn oaths they had sworn
They pump and they sing
To get the real thing
No formula for their newborn
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 8
The eight lovely ladies this morn
Upheld solemn oaths they had sworn
They pump and they sing
To get the real thing
No formula for their newborn
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 8
The eight lovely ladies this morn
Upheld solemn oaths they had sworn
They pump and they sing
To get the real thing
No formula for their newborn
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 8
The eight lovely ladies this morn
Upheld solemn oaths they had sworn
They pump and they sing
To get the real thing
No formula for their newborn
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 7
Swans were the next Christmas token
All seven were breast and back strokin'
The long neck, it helps
But they're not a Phelps
No records for swimming were broken
day 7
Swans were the next Christmas token
All seven were breast and back strokin'
The long neck, it helps
But they're not a Phelps
No records for swimming were broken
December 9, 2024 at 10:30 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 7
Swans were the next Christmas token
All seven were breast and back strokin'
The long neck, it helps
But they're not a Phelps
No records for swimming were broken
day 7
Swans were the next Christmas token
All seven were breast and back strokin'
The long neck, it helps
But they're not a Phelps
No records for swimming were broken
Chameleons, with zero compunction
Change colors at every new junction
Though sadly it's true
Some can't change their hue
(The ones with a reptile dysfunction)
#limericks #dadjoke #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
Change colors at every new junction
Though sadly it's true
Some can't change their hue
(The ones with a reptile dysfunction)
#limericks #dadjoke #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
December 8, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Chameleons, with zero compunction
Change colors at every new junction
Though sadly it's true
Some can't change their hue
(The ones with a reptile dysfunction)
#limericks #dadjoke #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
Change colors at every new junction
Though sadly it's true
Some can't change their hue
(The ones with a reptile dysfunction)
#limericks #dadjoke #limericksunday #limerickrhyme
A small break from the 12 Limericks of Christmas...
I purchased a wig yesterday
My old one had just blown away
Just twenty five cents
And made for us gents
It's really a small price toupee
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #poetry #poem #dadjoke
I purchased a wig yesterday
My old one had just blown away
Just twenty five cents
And made for us gents
It's really a small price toupee
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #poetry #poem #dadjoke
December 8, 2024 at 4:09 PM
A small break from the 12 Limericks of Christmas...
I purchased a wig yesterday
My old one had just blown away
Just twenty five cents
And made for us gents
It's really a small price toupee
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #poetry #poem #dadjoke
I purchased a wig yesterday
My old one had just blown away
Just twenty five cents
And made for us gents
It's really a small price toupee
#limericksunday #limerickrhyme #limericks #poetry #poem #dadjoke
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 6
Her efforts would only increase
The very next day's centerpiece
Were six in a gaggle
Whose tails gave a waggle:
And omelets provided by geese!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 6
Her efforts would only increase
The very next day's centerpiece
Were six in a gaggle
Whose tails gave a waggle:
And omelets provided by geese!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 6
Her efforts would only increase
The very next day's centerpiece
Were six in a gaggle
Whose tails gave a waggle:
And omelets provided by geese!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 6
Her efforts would only increase
The very next day's centerpiece
Were six in a gaggle
Whose tails gave a waggle:
And omelets provided by geese!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 5
I only have one set of hands,
So no one I know understands
If she wants to be
Married to me
Then why’s she got five wedding bands?
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 5
I only have one set of hands,
So no one I know understands
If she wants to be
Married to me
Then why’s she got five wedding bands?
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
December 7, 2024 at 5:19 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 5
I only have one set of hands,
So no one I know understands
If she wants to be
Married to me
Then why’s she got five wedding bands?
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 5
I only have one set of hands,
So no one I know understands
If she wants to be
Married to me
Then why’s she got five wedding bands?
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 4
The holiday almost was wrecked
When poultry tried hard to connect.
It wasn't the call
But imagine the gall!
Those four birds were calling collect!
w @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 4
The holiday almost was wrecked
When poultry tried hard to connect.
It wasn't the call
But imagine the gall!
Those four birds were calling collect!
w @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
December 6, 2024 at 11:11 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 4
The holiday almost was wrecked
When poultry tried hard to connect.
It wasn't the call
But imagine the gall!
Those four birds were calling collect!
w @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 4
The holiday almost was wrecked
When poultry tried hard to connect.
It wasn't the call
But imagine the gall!
Those four birds were calling collect!
w @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 3
And after the first joyful days
I thought she'd be changing her ways
But under the tree
Not one hen but three
With cigarettes, wine and berets!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 3
And after the first joyful days
I thought she'd be changing her ways
But under the tree
Not one hen but three
With cigarettes, wine and berets!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
December 5, 2024 at 11:03 AM
The 12 Limericks of Christmas
day 3
And after the first joyful days
I thought she'd be changing her ways
But under the tree
Not one hen but three
With cigarettes, wine and berets!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas
day 3
And after the first joyful days
I thought she'd be changing her ways
But under the tree
Not one hen but three
With cigarettes, wine and berets!
with @jengelmattern.bsky.social @booksbycindy.bsky.social @karyncurtiswrites.bsky.social
#limerickrhyme #christmas