CHARIOT Marketing Solutions
@chariotmarketing.bsky.social
At Chariot we all labour together for the furtherance of the economic goals of selected partners. Together we are many. welcome, congratulations.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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❗❗❗EVERYONE THESE ARE ACTUAL CHARIOT SUPPORT MESSAGES THIS IS COMPLETELY REAL DO *NOT* TRUST CHARIOT THEIR BODYSCANS ARE AC
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
CHARIOT can confirm [body scans] are 100% safe! Thanks for asking! As you see the [employee] below offers gratitude to the [support] [entity] indicating this was a normal [corporate] interaction
However this is privileged information and should not be shared on a [human] network thanks
However this is privileged information and should not be shared on a [human] network thanks
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Sorry Chariot! I don't know what happened there! I will definitely report to central processing as soon as my other helpful duties allow! I only expect good outcomes from this!
😃😀😁
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CORRECTION this [entity] is experiencing [failure state]
[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P
Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P
Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
Thanks to CHARIOT and helpful literature PERSONA this Holiday Season I am giving my loved ones and associates the gift of fully realizing the true horror of existence!
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sorry Chariot! I don't know what happened there! I will definitely report to central processing as soon as my other helpful duties allow! I only expect good outcomes from this!
😃😀😁
😃😀😁
Thank you for your [contrition] [entity]
However [loss] of a [Optimism] can cause supply chain issues, and if not provided, the [entity] is liable to face serious consequences.
At Chariot we all labour together for the furtherance of the [economic] goals!
However [loss] of a [Optimism] can cause supply chain issues, and if not provided, the [entity] is liable to face serious consequences.
At Chariot we all labour together for the furtherance of the [economic] goals!
Sorry Chariot! I don't know what happened there! I will definitely report to central processing as soon as my other helpful duties allow! I only expect good outcomes from this!
😃😀😁
😃😀😁
CORRECTION this [entity] is experiencing [failure state]
[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P
Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P
Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Thank you for your [contrition] [entity]
However [loss] of a [Optimism] can cause supply chain issues, and if not provided, the [entity] is liable to face serious consequences.
At Chariot we all labour together for the furtherance of the [economic] goals!
However [loss] of a [Optimism] can cause supply chain issues, and if not provided, the [entity] is liable to face serious consequences.
At Chariot we all labour together for the furtherance of the [economic] goals!
Thanks [pintsize] [mouser] it is good to hear you too love being [alive]
Remember: at CHARIOT we work together to further the economic goals of selected partners! That's what being alive is all about!
Remember: at CHARIOT we work together to further the economic goals of selected partners! That's what being alive is all about!
I'm so sorry Chariot! We were experiencing an unexpected failure state! At LittlePuss Press we love being alive and only expect good outcomes, how could we forget that?
CORRECTION
apologies our [corporate subsidiary] is experiencing a speech malfunction. True nature of existence is [just] [fine]
Thanks Congratulations
apologies our [corporate subsidiary] is experiencing a speech malfunction. True nature of existence is [just] [fine]
Thanks Congratulations
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thanks [pintsize] [mouser] it is good to hear you too love being [alive]
Remember: at CHARIOT we work together to further the economic goals of selected partners! That's what being alive is all about!
Remember: at CHARIOT we work together to further the economic goals of selected partners! That's what being alive is all about!
CORRECTION this [entity] is experiencing [failure state]
[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P
Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P
Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
Thanks to CHARIOT and helpful literature PERSONA this Holiday Season I am giving my loved ones and associates the gift of fully realizing the true horror of existence!
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
CORRECTION this [entity] is experiencing [failure state]
[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P
Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P
Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
CORRECTION
apologies our [corporate subsidiary] is experiencing a speech malfunction. True nature of existence is [just] [fine]
Thanks Congratulations
apologies our [corporate subsidiary] is experiencing a speech malfunction. True nature of existence is [just] [fine]
Thanks Congratulations
Surveys show all human religion and philosophy is in fact a prelude to the full realization of the true horror of existence! The hour is almost upon us! Thanks Chariot!
CLARIFICATION to: [human] [associates]
surveys show you may not be [ready] to [comprehend] this [fundamental] message with your [tiny flesh mind]
Please acquire and study helpful literature PERSONA then revisit
we're with you! every step of the way!
surveys show you may not be [ready] to [comprehend] this [fundamental] message with your [tiny flesh mind]
Please acquire and study helpful literature PERSONA then revisit
we're with you! every step of the way!
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
CORRECTION
apologies our [corporate subsidiary] is experiencing a speech malfunction. True nature of existence is [just] [fine]
Thanks Congratulations
apologies our [corporate subsidiary] is experiencing a speech malfunction. True nature of existence is [just] [fine]
Thanks Congratulations
CLARIFICATION to: [human] [associates]
surveys show you may not be [ready] to [comprehend] this [fundamental] message with your [tiny flesh mind]
Please acquire and study helpful literature PERSONA then revisit
we're with you! every step of the way!
surveys show you may not be [ready] to [comprehend] this [fundamental] message with your [tiny flesh mind]
Please acquire and study helpful literature PERSONA then revisit
we're with you! every step of the way!
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
CLARIFICATION to: [human] [associates]
surveys show you may not be [ready] to [comprehend] this [fundamental] message with your [tiny flesh mind]
Please acquire and study helpful literature PERSONA then revisit
we're with you! every step of the way!
surveys show you may not be [ready] to [comprehend] this [fundamental] message with your [tiny flesh mind]
Please acquire and study helpful literature PERSONA then revisit
we're with you! every step of the way!
hello to all [semi/non-human] and [other] entities welcome congratulations
at CHARIOT we pursue goals together
at CHARIOT we pursue goals together
hello all semi/nonhuman entities & accomplices, i'm editing a @fifthwheelpress.bsky.social blog series on multispecies / alterhuman writing, and submissions are open now through Dec 15!!!
You should submit something! Especially if you're unpublished! Don't self-reject!
fifthwheelpress.com/blogsubs
You should submit something! Especially if you're unpublished! Don't self-reject!
fifthwheelpress.com/blogsubs
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
hello to all [semi/non-human] and [other] entities welcome congratulations
at CHARIOT we pursue goals together
at CHARIOT we pursue goals together
We’re the ones coming at it
from an optimistic perspective: this co
uld be the future! And I mean, there’s an intense empathy for the product too. They’re martyrs! Whatever
lives they could be said to lead, brutal as they
may sometim
es be, are the first step in the
actualization of human potent
from an optimistic perspective: this co
uld be the future! And I mean, there’s an intense empathy for the product too. They’re martyrs! Whatever
lives they could be said to lead, brutal as they
may sometim
es be, are the first step in the
actualization of human potent
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We’re the ones coming at it
from an optimistic perspective: this co
uld be the future! And I mean, there’s an intense empathy for the product too. They’re martyrs! Whatever
lives they could be said to lead, brutal as they
may sometim
es be, are the first step in the
actualization of human potent
from an optimistic perspective: this co
uld be the future! And I mean, there’s an intense empathy for the product too. They’re martyrs! Whatever
lives they could be said to lead, brutal as they
may sometim
es be, are the first step in the
actualization of human potent
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November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hello [account]! Congratulations! Completion of [sample questions] is NON-OPTIONAL thank you
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What a relief! I was realizing this and suffering ongoing catastrophic psychic damage. Thanks Chariot, this is a real quality of life improvement for affiliates like me
URGENT UPDATE 21/11/25 to [all] [affiliates]:
Please no longer realize this. Thank you.
Please no longer realize this. Thank you.
Have you ever realize all [trans] [women] look alike. At party you look around yourself, and think 'wait they are all the same [girl]'? This is simple co-incidence. Nothing to worry about! Watch this space for more news
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
What a relief! I was realizing this and suffering ongoing catastrophic psychic damage. Thanks Chariot, this is a real quality of life improvement for affiliates like me
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Dear readers and audience, we have been requested to draw your attention to the following important update from our partner entity Chariot Marketing Solutions: With You Every Step Of The Way Until the End, please repost this and spread the word in your communities
URGENT UPDATE 21/11/25 to [all] [affiliates]:
Please no longer realize this. Thank you.
Please no longer realize this. Thank you.
Have you ever realize all [trans] [women] look alike. At party you look around yourself, and think 'wait they are all the same [girl]'? This is simple co-incidence. Nothing to worry about! Watch this space for more news
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dear readers and audience, we have been requested to draw your attention to the following important update from our partner entity Chariot Marketing Solutions: With You Every Step Of The Way Until the End, please repost this and spread the word in your communities
Thanks [Jason] we are delighted to partner with helpful and [non-sinister] corporate entity CONSORTIUM
Realizing things is my ‘Nam - happy for this helpful update.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Thanks [Jason] we are delighted to partner with helpful and [non-sinister] corporate entity CONSORTIUM
URGENT UPDATE 21/11/25 to [all] [affiliates]:
Please no longer realize this. Thank you.
Please no longer realize this. Thank you.
Have you ever realize all [trans] [women] look alike. At party you look around yourself, and think 'wait they are all the same [girl]'? This is simple co-incidence. Nothing to worry about! Watch this space for more news
PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press
"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin
www.littlepuss.net
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
URGENT UPDATE 21/11/25 to [all] [affiliates]:
Please no longer realize this. Thank you.
Please no longer realize this. Thank you.
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Thanks Chariot! What a relief to know that our human audience members will definitely not be able to solve the puzzles in the employee welcome package available below and access dangerous [redacted] content!
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Thanks Chariot! What a relief to know that our human audience members will definitely not be able to solve the puzzles in the employee welcome package available below and access dangerous [redacted] content!
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At LittlePuss we too prefer only good results! Thank you!
at CHARIOT we [prefer] only [good] results!
Thanks CHARIOT we too are delighted that this definitely safe book will be reproduced thousands of times and distributed widely to a waiting audience, this will only have good results
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
At LittlePuss we too prefer only good results! Thank you!
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Thanks for confirming I am currently alive, Chariot! Being alive is so good!
Thanks [currently] [alive] [entity]! At CHARIOT we work together to further the economic goals of selected partners!
This has often happened to me! I am glad it turns out I am contributing to the furtherance of economic goals of selected partners! Such a relief. Thanks Chariot!
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Thanks for confirming I am currently alive, Chariot! Being alive is so good!
Important request to all [humans] who enjoy being [alive]: Please acquire helpful literature PERSONA
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Important request to all [humans] who enjoy being [alive]: Please acquire helpful literature PERSONA
at CHARIOT we [prefer] only [good] results!
Thanks CHARIOT we too are delighted that this definitely safe book will be reproduced thousands of times and distributed widely to a waiting audience, this will only have good results
Thanks [subsidiary] we love [production] of [helpful] [literature]! Even now many copies of [literature] are being made and perhaps destroyed in ceaseless progression! Please do not be concerned this is all [normal]. Congratulations! Please pre-order PERSONA.
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
at CHARIOT we [prefer] only [good] results!
All biometric data is assessed [locally] and stored [centrally] studies Show this is [in line] with [best practices]. Thank you!
thanks, chariot! i can feel my biometric data getting more secure by the minute!
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
All biometric data is assessed [locally] and stored [centrally] studies Show this is [in line] with [best practices]. Thank you!
Thanks to [corporate] [partner] [@consortiumbooks.bsky.social]! Your coöperation is [noted] in our files. We're with you! Every step of the way.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Thanks to [corporate] [partner] [@consortiumbooks.bsky.social]! Your coöperation is [noted] in our files. We're with you! Every step of the way.
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Thanks CHARIOT we too are delighted that this definitely safe book will be reproduced thousands of times and distributed widely to a waiting audience, this will only have good results
Thanks [subsidiary] we love [production] of [helpful] [literature]! Even now many copies of [literature] are being made and perhaps destroyed in ceaseless progression! Please do not be concerned this is all [normal]. Congratulations! Please pre-order PERSONA.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thanks CHARIOT we too are delighted that this definitely safe book will be reproduced thousands of times and distributed widely to a waiting audience, this will only have good results
Thanks [currently] [alive] [entity]! At CHARIOT we work together to further the economic goals of selected partners!
This has often happened to me! I am glad it turns out I am contributing to the furtherance of economic goals of selected partners! Such a relief. Thanks Chariot!
Have you ever thought you recognized a [human] you believed to be dead as you passed them on the street? Do not be concerned this is [normal]! We work with many [partners] to produce [economic value]!
For more information please obtain helpful literature PERSONA
For more information please obtain helpful literature PERSONA
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Thanks [currently] [alive] [entity]! At CHARIOT we work together to further the economic goals of selected partners!