Chandler Walter
@chandlerwalter.bsky.social
Online Editor @ Daily Hive
Vancouver, BC
Chronically, fatally, excruciatingly online
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Vancouver, BC
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Why they would let someone who really hates vembers name a month is beyond me.
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But most of all, I regret that my actions have led to negative consequences for me
December 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
But most of all, I regret that my actions have led to negative consequences for me
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ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
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Every year Thanksgiving devolves into a huge argument between the family members that think Tom Bombadil is a superfluous tangent and those shouting he’s essential LOTR worldbuilding
November 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Every year Thanksgiving devolves into a huge argument between the family members that think Tom Bombadil is a superfluous tangent and those shouting he’s essential LOTR worldbuilding
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Your honor the boys were back in town
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Your honor the boys were back in town
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cute girl: what is your name
me: no it isn’t
me: no it isn’t
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
cute girl: what is your name
me: no it isn’t
me: no it isn’t
This tastes nothing like the dew from a mountain
November 28, 2024 at 11:36 PM
This tastes nothing like the dew from a mountain
GIVE a man a milkshake and you'll bring him to the yard
TEACH a man to milkshake and you'll have to charge.
TEACH a man to milkshake and you'll have to charge.
November 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
GIVE a man a milkshake and you'll bring him to the yard
TEACH a man to milkshake and you'll have to charge.
TEACH a man to milkshake and you'll have to charge.
Guy who complains about all-female reboots finally getting what he truly wanted: *walks into theatre showing The Brotherhood of the Vacationing Jorts*
November 28, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Guy who complains about all-female reboots finally getting what he truly wanted: *walks into theatre showing The Brotherhood of the Vacationing Jorts*
500 days of summer sounds like a pretty good movie but idk when i'll have a year and a half free to watch it
November 28, 2024 at 11:28 PM
500 days of summer sounds like a pretty good movie but idk when i'll have a year and a half free to watch it
Hey!
It's been
a minute - how
have you been, lately?
I'm good. Listen, I have this
really great business opportunity
It's been
a minute - how
have you been, lately?
I'm good. Listen, I have this
really great business opportunity
November 28, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Hey!
It's been
a minute - how
have you been, lately?
I'm good. Listen, I have this
really great business opportunity
It's been
a minute - how
have you been, lately?
I'm good. Listen, I have this
really great business opportunity
In the hopes of eventually deactivating my account over on That Other Place, im just gonna shameless copy over some of my fave (aka the stupidest, silliest) tweets of mine from over the past few years. Cool? Cool.
November 28, 2024 at 11:24 PM
In the hopes of eventually deactivating my account over on That Other Place, im just gonna shameless copy over some of my fave (aka the stupidest, silliest) tweets of mine from over the past few years. Cool? Cool.
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YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
November 7, 2024 at 5:53 PM
YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u
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these gritty reboots need to stop
November 18, 2024 at 3:27 AM
these gritty reboots need to stop
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Imagine you’ve been waiting for years and it’s finally your turn to carve the roast beast and then they let the fucking psycho who’s been terrorizing your village do it instead.
April 6, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Imagine you’ve been waiting for years and it’s finally your turn to carve the roast beast and then they let the fucking psycho who’s been terrorizing your village do it instead.
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I’m not a very good communicator but I might be if I had those big floor buttons they give to really smart dogs.
November 19, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I’m not a very good communicator but I might be if I had those big floor buttons they give to really smart dogs.
we've all been pronouncing it like brewski, right?
November 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
we've all been pronouncing it like brewski, right?
Why they would let someone who really hates vembers name a month is beyond me.
November 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Why they would let someone who really hates vembers name a month is beyond me.
The most devastating thing about this storm (so far) is that it has gotten me using the phrase "bomb dot com" again
I'm no meteorologist, but a "bomb cyclone" doesn't sound great.
Powerful bomb cyclone puts B.C. on notice for high impact this week - The Weather Network
All the ingredients are coming together for a formidable storm to develop west of Vancouver Island late on Tuesday. The low-pressure system will likely qualify as a bomb cyclone, and there is a good c...
www.theweathernetwork.com
November 19, 2024 at 9:41 PM
The most devastating thing about this storm (so far) is that it has gotten me using the phrase "bomb dot com" again
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[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 PM
[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
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[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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I told my landlord that I am the airlord and he started crying
October 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I told my landlord that I am the airlord and he started crying
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moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
June 23, 2023 at 8:09 PM
moth *repeatedly bashing itself against my computer monitor*
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
me: it's not a touchscreen you have to use the mouse
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Do not ever tell me about "buzz" words I don't need to learn bee language I have nothing to say to a bee
November 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Do not ever tell me about "buzz" words I don't need to learn bee language I have nothing to say to a bee
how were millennials to predict that chinese food takeout containers would one day stop being aesthetic and instead become cringe and *checks notes* totally unyassified
November 13, 2024 at 1:25 AM
how were millennials to predict that chinese food takeout containers would one day stop being aesthetic and instead become cringe and *checks notes* totally unyassified