jess
@chainsaw.bsky.social
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watching the best show ever made again (mad men) and obviously being nostalgic for a past you didn't experience is for fascists and morons HOWEVER i do think smoking a cig in a wood panelled commuter train would feel fucking great
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
watching the best show ever made again (mad men) and obviously being nostalgic for a past you didn't experience is for fascists and morons HOWEVER i do think smoking a cig in a wood panelled commuter train would feel fucking great
spent the morning making a list of best songs from musicals which you couldn't get me to share at gunpoint HOWEVER i will admit that i have been listening to the prince of egypt score literally all day and i have been having a great time
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
spent the morning making a list of best songs from musicals which you couldn't get me to share at gunpoint HOWEVER i will admit that i have been listening to the prince of egypt score literally all day and i have been having a great time
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bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time
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One of my beliefs is every public establishment should have a ping pong table. You should be able to drop in anywhere for a quick Pong
November 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One of my beliefs is every public establishment should have a ping pong table. You should be able to drop in anywhere for a quick Pong
rewatching interview with the vampire and it is simply the best tv show ever made
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
rewatching interview with the vampire and it is simply the best tv show ever made
mfw i am pretending to be a nice boy after spending the last hour being an utter bellend bc dad won't give me a third dinner
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
mfw i am pretending to be a nice boy after spending the last hour being an utter bellend bc dad won't give me a third dinner
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so called free thinkers when dad has a hot water bottle under the covers
October 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
so called free thinkers when dad has a hot water bottle under the covers
im the flavour of hungover where your hand in mine by explosions in the sky came on when i was driving and i was so transfixed by the beauty of music that i don't remember any of the actual drive i just pulled into my driveway having essentially teleported home
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
im the flavour of hungover where your hand in mine by explosions in the sky came on when i was driving and i was so transfixed by the beauty of music that i don't remember any of the actual drive i just pulled into my driveway having essentially teleported home
just double fist pumped the air bc my local independent cinema is showing all the presidents men next sunday
September 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
just double fist pumped the air bc my local independent cinema is showing all the presidents men next sunday
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every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer
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to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
hit a new "playing a show while sick" low tonight where im having a nap in my car during all the other bands
September 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
hit a new "playing a show while sick" low tonight where im having a nap in my car during all the other bands
i think if i could give diy bands a single piece of advice it would be learn how to load off the stage quicker
September 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i think if i could give diy bands a single piece of advice it would be learn how to load off the stage quicker
ive now twice been messaged out of the blue by men i've not spoken to in years that i have previously snogged and they have congratulated me for transitioning and neither time have i made a gay joke and i, personally, believe that i deserve a medal for this
August 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
ive now twice been messaged out of the blue by men i've not spoken to in years that i have previously snogged and they have congratulated me for transitioning and neither time have i made a gay joke and i, personally, believe that i deserve a medal for this
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one very real, concrete way to help feed Gaza right now is through donating to World Central Kitchen
WCK’s mobile bakery in Gaza is currently producing 45,000 loaves of bread every day. With more supplies, including flour and fuel, we'd be able to more than double that daily output and support more Palestinian families in need. #ChefsForGaza
August 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
one very real, concrete way to help feed Gaza right now is through donating to World Central Kitchen
complaining about the heat for all the normal reasons BUT ALSO the late summer of it all means all the local spiders think my house is a fucking hotel, bro get you and your eight horrible legs out of here
August 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
complaining about the heat for all the normal reasons BUT ALSO the late summer of it all means all the local spiders think my house is a fucking hotel, bro get you and your eight horrible legs out of here
imagining two little ginger girl cats called don draper and tony soprano
August 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
imagining two little ginger girl cats called don draper and tony soprano
i think more than i probably should about the media/art that i loved as a kid and how so much of it is impossible to hand down to the generation after me bc almost all the video games that i sunk hours into are either entirely inaccessible or only available through pirating
July 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i think more than i probably should about the media/art that i loved as a kid and how so much of it is impossible to hand down to the generation after me bc almost all the video games that i sunk hours into are either entirely inaccessible or only available through pirating
really should remember to check the showroom website more regularly bc sometimes they're showing a 2023 french animated cyberpunk noir thriller about robot sentience on a saturday afternoon for seemingly no good reason, mars express very good!!!!
July 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
really should remember to check the showroom website more regularly bc sometimes they're showing a 2023 french animated cyberpunk noir thriller about robot sentience on a saturday afternoon for seemingly no good reason, mars express very good!!!!