Camilo
cfward.bsky.social
Camilo
@cfward.bsky.social
Beach life, programmer, gamer, cat lover
There are cats in heat outside our house. They are very loud…
July 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Finally showed wife The Fifth Element. She was not impressed. Divorce? Yes/Yes
July 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Real mad that Wheel of Time got cancelled
May 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Can I just not come back from Barbados?
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Yep, still remember the Lodoss theme. Though I forgot it has some random Italian in the lyrics?
January 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Oh hi cat, what’s that you’re playing with in the corner. A millipede 10x as big as the normal house millipedes that we see? Where’s my flamethrower?
January 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Nostalgia time! Watching Record of Lodoss War. Back in my youth I had one video cassette, I think it was the last two episodes. So now to actually watch it in its entirety. Still remember that theme song.
December 31, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I think I may have consumed my weight in salt yesterday with all the ham I ate.
December 26, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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It's time to finally acknowledge one of the major structural problems of the Star Wars films: It heavily over-promotes major characters in rank. There's no reason why Obi-Wan Kenobi should be a general in the films; his assignments and actions tag him as a Major at most. Honestly, it's egregious.
December 23, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Alright, who's idea was it to name everyone after numbers?
December 20, 2024 at 4:38 AM
gonna keep growing out the beard and see how long before the wife notices
December 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Now entering my Gundam phase
December 19, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Lifted for the first time in over a month. Good god, I can barely walk and it’s been 2 days
December 18, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Am I the only one who yells "Seatbelt!" whenever people in a TV show get into a car and don't wear their seatbelts?
December 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Alright, spider bro. Please eat all the other insects and definitely don’t jump on my face while I sleep. I’m counting on you.
December 5, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I would love for this cough to let me sleep for more than 5 hours a night
December 4, 2024 at 11:09 AM
I keep thinking it's freezing outside since I was home all last week and it was cold then. But then I remember that, no, it is tropical outside and it is my current AC settings making me feel cold.
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I tried to hold it off as long as I could, but my wife has finally started watching Christmas movies. I'm gonna need more wine...
December 1, 2024 at 9:35 PM
My only regret is not being bothered to look up my Twitter password so I could actually deactivate that account rather than just abandon it.
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 AM
So good to see DC people! Times like these I miss home so much.
December 1, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?

Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
What do I have to do to get some spicy Thai or Chinese food around here?
November 30, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I don’t know if I’m ready to be cold for a week
November 25, 2024 at 7:40 PM