Chris Randall
@cfrandall.bsky.social
Translating tech to human. Dad jokes, dog and cat pics, attempts at snark. Matthew 6:5
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
Proud of my Dad today.
June 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Proud of my Dad today.
Someone used up her whole battery on our outing to the farmers’ market.
May 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Someone used up her whole battery on our outing to the farmers’ market.
I'm just gonna be all Flickers, all the time, until they leave the nest.
April 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm just gonna be all Flickers, all the time, until they leave the nest.
Gross implication.
REPORTER: President Trump looks healthier than ever before. I'm sure everybody in this room could agree. Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy and is he eating less McDonald's?
LEAVITT: I can confirm the president is in very good shape
LEAVITT: I can confirm the president is in very good shape
April 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Gross implication.
Wonderful! (I hope the cat turned up safe)
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Wonderful! (I hope the cat turned up safe)
Same couch, 4 dogs, 3 years apart.
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
April 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Same couch, 4 dogs, 3 years apart.
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
Above: Mayzie, Matilda, 2025
Below: Moki, Mimic, 2022
evacuation complete (austin powers)
YouTube video by americanpresicent
youtu.be
April 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This "war plans" vs "attack plans" has big "it's not a clip, it's a magazine" 2A enthusiast energy.
a man says it does n't matter in front of a netflix logo
ALT: a man says it does n't matter in front of a netflix logo
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This "war plans" vs "attack plans" has big "it's not a clip, it's a magazine" 2A enthusiast energy.
Someone should notify DOGE. These are clearly not essential personnel.
NEW: The FBI has created a task force dedicated to investigating Tesla attacks.
FBI creates Tesla threats task force
Trump has floated domestic terrorism charges for Tesla vandalism.
trib.al
March 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Someone should notify DOGE. These are clearly not essential personnel.
Niche joke: This portrait should be on his memoir, "Profiles in Karaage."
March 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Niche joke: This portrait should be on his memoir, "Profiles in Karaage."
For the 2nd session in a row, this little girl heard me on a call with my therapist, insisted on climbing up into my lap and hugging me, resting her head on my shoulder.
She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.
Future therapy dog?.
She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.
Future therapy dog?.
March 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For the 2nd session in a row, this little girl heard me on a call with my therapist, insisted on climbing up into my lap and hugging me, resting her head on my shoulder.
She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.
Future therapy dog?.
She's been mine for 3 months, and is not used to hearing me engaged in lengthy, emotional conversations.
Future therapy dog?.
MAKE FLORIDA BLUE AGAIN!
March 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
MAKE FLORIDA BLUE AGAIN!
Blasting the Amadeus soundtrack this AM because I can’t be bothered to choose a specific Mozart work to play.
March 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Blasting the Amadeus soundtrack this AM because I can’t be bothered to choose a specific Mozart work to play.
Marching bands in enclosed spaces are REALLY LOUD. Source: was a trumpet player and Drum Major in college.
March 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Marching bands in enclosed spaces are REALLY LOUD. Source: was a trumpet player and Drum Major in college.
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I do believe we’re facing a generational problem. We have Dems who’ve been in office so long that they think their job is just to get elected in the next cycle and not to govern and wield power. They worry too much about what Rs might weaponize and as a result they refuse to fight.
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I do believe we’re facing a generational problem. We have Dems who’ve been in office so long that they think their job is just to get elected in the next cycle and not to govern and wield power. They worry too much about what Rs might weaponize and as a result they refuse to fight.
Just a random screenshot of one portion of the NYT this evening, no reason. #corruption
March 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just a random screenshot of one portion of the NYT this evening, no reason. #corruption
This may be the funniest post-sale survey I’ve ever gotten
March 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This may be the funniest post-sale survey I’ve ever gotten
Sometimes you just want a Cuban sandwich after a walk on the beach with the dogs.
March 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sometimes you just want a Cuban sandwich after a walk on the beach with the dogs.
Congratulations President Putin! A crucial win for you.
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Congratulations President Putin! A crucial win for you.
Timeline cleanse. Freshly groomed (not like that) and fluffy. So grateful for another sunny day in the PNW.
January 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Timeline cleanse. Freshly groomed (not like that) and fluffy. So grateful for another sunny day in the PNW.
Holding the inauguration outside would do more good for Congress than any term-limits legislation. #EdgeOfTheIceFloe
January 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Holding the inauguration outside would do more good for Congress than any term-limits legislation. #EdgeOfTheIceFloe
Hey hiring managers, be sure to let your interviewers know that "Do you follow Jesus" is not an acceptable job interview question. Thanks!
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Hey hiring managers, be sure to let your interviewers know that "Do you follow Jesus" is not an acceptable job interview question. Thanks!