Celeste Noelani
@celestenoelani.bsky.social
Disabled Pacific Islander goddess. Kanaka Maoli + Chamorro. She / They. #neurofibromatosis #schwannomatosis #LandBack
I would watch this all the time.
klingon gentle cuddle porn
September 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I would watch this all the time.
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I will die on this hill:
it isn’t hard to say “at the height of the pandemic” or “at the start of COVID” during a podcast interview. Producers, hosts, don’t let your guests say “during COVID” like this thing is over. Correct them. Ask them to say the sentence again. This is your job.
it isn’t hard to say “at the height of the pandemic” or “at the start of COVID” during a podcast interview. Producers, hosts, don’t let your guests say “during COVID” like this thing is over. Correct them. Ask them to say the sentence again. This is your job.
August 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I will die on this hill:
it isn’t hard to say “at the height of the pandemic” or “at the start of COVID” during a podcast interview. Producers, hosts, don’t let your guests say “during COVID” like this thing is over. Correct them. Ask them to say the sentence again. This is your job.
it isn’t hard to say “at the height of the pandemic” or “at the start of COVID” during a podcast interview. Producers, hosts, don’t let your guests say “during COVID” like this thing is over. Correct them. Ask them to say the sentence again. This is your job.
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Sorry but I will not “get the fuck over” an agenda that allows trans people to be disappeared from society.
August 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Sorry but I will not “get the fuck over” an agenda that allows trans people to be disappeared from society.
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6. people pay way too much attention to the tudors
July 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
6. people pay way too much attention to the tudors
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"elon musk officially left the white house in may to take back full charge of his compani...hold on i am getting an update"
So Starship Ship 36 just detonated *before* the static fire test - fueled and waiting for the test. Looks like the top tank lets go and sets off the whole stack. It would be bad enough if it let go during the static fire test, but it just blew up. And it's cooking off the fuel tanks on the pad.
June 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"elon musk officially left the white house in may to take back full charge of his compani...hold on i am getting an update"
I got one that said "it was so nice to meet you yesterday. You seem nice and like we'd be good friends." I was like haha I haven't left the house in three days and nobody I give my phone number to would call me *nice.*
i got one of those unknown number friendly spam texts that was like “hey! i think i saw you earlier? in the black pants?”
me, wearing black? sorry bud not a chance
me, wearing black? sorry bud not a chance
June 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I got one that said "it was so nice to meet you yesterday. You seem nice and like we'd be good friends." I was like haha I haven't left the house in three days and nobody I give my phone number to would call me *nice.*
This is true and so upsetting
The thing you have to remember about Earth is it's actually a Bug Planet
June 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is true and so upsetting
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Truth in advertising.
June 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Truth in advertising.
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Fucking finally!
Disney and Universal Sue A.I. Firm for Copyright Infringement
www.nytimes.com
June 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Fucking finally!
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That’s the difference between technological advancement driven by capitalism rather than creativity.
June 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That’s the difference between technological advancement driven by capitalism rather than creativity.
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I have to assume that folks offering unsolicited advice aren't familiar with PDA
June 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I have to assume that folks offering unsolicited advice aren't familiar with PDA
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LOOK, WE ALL WANT TO FUCK ROBOTS, THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, THAT ISN'T THE ISSUE HERE, WHAT I'M SAYING IS...
May 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
LOOK, WE ALL WANT TO FUCK ROBOTS, THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE, THAT ISN'T THE ISSUE HERE, WHAT I'M SAYING IS...
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hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields
April 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields
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Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but white farmers are why we can’t have nice things. Land management & Ag production belong in the hands of Indigenous people. Imagine being fed & actually nourished on every level.
May 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but white farmers are why we can’t have nice things. Land management & Ag production belong in the hands of Indigenous people. Imagine being fed & actually nourished on every level.
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not just people. entire species. a mass dying.
colonialism and capitalism are still killing large swaths of the planet.
theres 30% less birdsong than there was 50 years ago.
because of the choices a few powerful men.
colonialism and capitalism are still killing large swaths of the planet.
theres 30% less birdsong than there was 50 years ago.
because of the choices a few powerful men.
The British Empire (and later the United States) just divided the whole world into little boxes with arbitrary lines and made marginalized people fight each other.
Want to know why we can't let bygones be bygones about colonialism?
It's because people are STILL DYING.
Want to know why we can't let bygones be bygones about colonialism?
It's because people are STILL DYING.
May 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
not just people. entire species. a mass dying.
colonialism and capitalism are still killing large swaths of the planet.
theres 30% less birdsong than there was 50 years ago.
because of the choices a few powerful men.
colonialism and capitalism are still killing large swaths of the planet.
theres 30% less birdsong than there was 50 years ago.
because of the choices a few powerful men.
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there’s still time for someone to hire cara gee to do an entire camina drummer series
May 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
there’s still time for someone to hire cara gee to do an entire camina drummer series
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Ok, this is pretty funny. One Condoms is sponsoring a poetry contest. Want your stanzas on a rubber wrapper? Here's your chance. onecondoms.ca/pages/poetry... #poetry #condoms #SafeSex #PoetryCommunity
Poetry Contest | Get Your Poem Printed on ONE Condoms |
ONE® Condoms contest to get your poetry printed on our condom foils! The text from the winning poems will be printed on our signature round ONE® wrappers.
onecondoms.ca
May 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ok, this is pretty funny. One Condoms is sponsoring a poetry contest. Want your stanzas on a rubber wrapper? Here's your chance. onecondoms.ca/pages/poetry... #poetry #condoms #SafeSex #PoetryCommunity
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If you are serious about supporting your neighbors and the vulnerable members of your community, you will also need to go out of your way to address inconvenient needs that have pushed those people out of community in the past.
This includes requiring masking and air cleaners.
This includes requiring masking and air cleaners.
January 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If you are serious about supporting your neighbors and the vulnerable members of your community, you will also need to go out of your way to address inconvenient needs that have pushed those people out of community in the past.
This includes requiring masking and air cleaners.
This includes requiring masking and air cleaners.
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If you are serious about supporting your neighbors and the vulnerable members of your community, you will need to ask them about their unmet needs and take them seriously when they tell you what they are.
You will need to learn not to say sentences starting with "Well can't you just...?"
You will need to learn not to say sentences starting with "Well can't you just...?"
January 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you are serious about supporting your neighbors and the vulnerable members of your community, you will need to ask them about their unmet needs and take them seriously when they tell you what they are.
You will need to learn not to say sentences starting with "Well can't you just...?"
You will need to learn not to say sentences starting with "Well can't you just...?"
There's this Chinese restaurant somewhere in Kapahulu (maybe?) we used to go to after doing our Hawaiian culture show at the Hawaiian Regent in Waikiki. It's been elevated to mythic status. We ask each other "Remember that Chinese Restaurant? Not Hee-Hing, the better one."
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There's this Chinese restaurant somewhere in Kapahulu (maybe?) we used to go to after doing our Hawaiian culture show at the Hawaiian Regent in Waikiki. It's been elevated to mythic status. We ask each other "Remember that Chinese Restaurant? Not Hee-Hing, the better one."
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Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.
BREAKING: The FDA has officially announced they will be banning artificial dyes in the food supply by the end of 2026
This includes Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Blue 2, Green 3
This includes Red 40, Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Blue 1, Blue 2, Green 3
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Toxicologist here! This will improve the health of zero Americans. Current synthetic food dyes are not causing health problems, and are often times used because they are actually safer than natural food dyes. Reminder that guns are the #1 cause of death of children but we are going to ban food dyes.