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Ceiling Cat
@ceilingcat.bsky.social
Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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The fact that this, and every other Trump pardonee who has subsequently broken the law, has not ended Trump's political career, that it barely even registers on the national discourse, underlines just how far we are from a functioning democracy that values accountability.
A man pardoned by Donald Trump for his role in January 6th - he assaulted Capitol Police officers with bear spray & a metal whip - has avoided prison for child sex crimes because of the president’s sweeping pardon, despite pleading guilty to soliciting what he believed was a 15-year-old girl for sex
Trump Pardon Lets Convicted Child Sex Predator Walk Free
Andrew Taake walked free because of Trump’s pardons, despite being convicted of a child sex crime.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Quietly" removed?
Let's make some noise.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Me trying to act normal after 3 beers
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Democrats Recommend Americans Just Offset Health Insurance Costs With Insider Trading
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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(watching people at the zoo making fun of the dumb monkey who's throwing his own poop) You guys are only saying that because you disagree with the monkey politically. You have monkey derangement syndrome
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This is so offensive.

I have a lot of issues with Katy Perry, and her lack of respect for toilet paper patterns is at least one of them.
could a shill for Big Toilet do THIS
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Pluribus S01E02 (2025 dir. Vince Gilligan)
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The cats have the right idea.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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This is Cayde: oh so very cute and baby as he is actively attacking me 😡
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Don’t give up on your dreams. Stay in bed 😴
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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"What's that they're chanting, Smithers?"

"Um. I believe they're saying 'Release the E... arhart Files', sir."
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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You are telling me this complete mess is judging MY marriage???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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younger generations have always dreamed to be in debt until the day they die
One CEO called the idea a “disgusting insult” and “economic genocide against the Gen Z generation.” 👀

@newsweek.com $XHB
www.newsweek.com/50-year-mort...
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Rescued this teddy from the sidewalk near Sheridan and Winona

If you live in the area, share to help it find its owner
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Simple: in the new movie James Bond should be dead the entire time
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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lol best dive bar bathroom sticker I’ve ever seen
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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The amount of iced coffee it takes for me to get through every day of 2025...
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM