Carson, Texas Cryptid
@ceedubyahcee.bsky.social
Nerd, writer, cat mom, queer (enby/bisexual), hiking enthusiast in my imagination. Proud liberal Episcopalian from Texas. Ask for DM.
They/Them
They/Them
My wife and I are discussing our celebrity “hall passes” and I think it’s nice we both have the cast of What We Do In the Shadows on our list. Strong couple communication and shared values. 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My wife and I are discussing our celebrity “hall passes” and I think it’s nice we both have the cast of What We Do In the Shadows on our list. Strong couple communication and shared values. 🤣
Hey so remember how I posted this?
I may have applied to grad school...
I may have applied to grad school...
Y'all. Never let me do school again if I'm working full time. If I start making those noises, please whack me with a pool noodle or something. This semester is MISERABLE.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hey so remember how I posted this?
I may have applied to grad school...
I may have applied to grad school...
Had a dream I discovered Coolio was gay and there was a secret verse where he talks about what he has to do to stay said from other gangsters in Gangster’s Paradise, so if anyone is a dream interpreter, have at it. And no, I haven’t been on an 80s/90s rap nostalgia trip lately.
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Had a dream I discovered Coolio was gay and there was a secret verse where he talks about what he has to do to stay said from other gangsters in Gangster’s Paradise, so if anyone is a dream interpreter, have at it. And no, I haven’t been on an 80s/90s rap nostalgia trip lately.
Y'all. Never let me do school again if I'm working full time. If I start making those noises, please whack me with a pool noodle or something. This semester is MISERABLE.
October 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Y'all. Never let me do school again if I'm working full time. If I start making those noises, please whack me with a pool noodle or something. This semester is MISERABLE.
You know what? Fair, Luke. Totally fair.
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You know what? Fair, Luke. Totally fair.
Love how my two “best friends” expect me to care and react and be there for them when life-altering events happen, but when it happens for me, apparently I don’t get the same treatment. It’s been over 24 hours since I told them of something life-altering for me, and *crickets*
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Love how my two “best friends” expect me to care and react and be there for them when life-altering events happen, but when it happens for me, apparently I don’t get the same treatment. It’s been over 24 hours since I told them of something life-altering for me, and *crickets*
Made the mistake of playing “am I hungry or is it depression” all day (I was hungry)
July 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Made the mistake of playing “am I hungry or is it depression” all day (I was hungry)
I miss my old writing community 😭
July 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I miss my old writing community 😭
This pyrite was super excited to be on display at the Museum of Natural History.
July 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This pyrite was super excited to be on display at the Museum of Natural History.
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please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
July 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
Ok but why am I falling in love with the idea of moving to DC? Is it all the pride flags and the indie bookstore? It’s the pride flags and indie bookstore, isn’t it
July 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ok but why am I falling in love with the idea of moving to DC? Is it all the pride flags and the indie bookstore? It’s the pride flags and indie bookstore, isn’t it
Ok but what if we all faked our deaths to get out of our student loans
March 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ok but what if we all faked our deaths to get out of our student loans
So I think I got blocked from the DoE’s DEI snitch site? I’m sending in serious reports, people
March 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So I think I got blocked from the DoE’s DEI snitch site? I’m sending in serious reports, people
Listen, I don’t know how to do it so don’t tell me to just do it.
If someone doesn’t take the part of Papa V spinning in the Satanized video for Ghost and put “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive, it will be one of the greatest missed opportunities ever.
If someone doesn’t take the part of Papa V spinning in the Satanized video for Ghost and put “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive, it will be one of the greatest missed opportunities ever.
a man wearing a blue sequined jacket and a clown face paint
ALT: a man wearing a blue sequined jacket and a clown face paint
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March 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Listen, I don’t know how to do it so don’t tell me to just do it.
If someone doesn’t take the part of Papa V spinning in the Satanized video for Ghost and put “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive, it will be one of the greatest missed opportunities ever.
If someone doesn’t take the part of Papa V spinning in the Satanized video for Ghost and put “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive, it will be one of the greatest missed opportunities ever.
Guess it’s time to take down the Christmas quote and put something else up, huh
February 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Guess it’s time to take down the Christmas quote and put something else up, huh
Hey so my intrusive thoughts are less “hurt yourself” and more random memories like “remember that time your dad said your voice sounded bad because you’re fat and you’d sound better if you got in shape?”
It’s not just me, right?
It’s not just me, right?
February 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey so my intrusive thoughts are less “hurt yourself” and more random memories like “remember that time your dad said your voice sounded bad because you’re fat and you’d sound better if you got in shape?”
It’s not just me, right?
It’s not just me, right?
This is beyond dystopian. We don’t even use that much electricity.
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is beyond dystopian. We don’t even use that much electricity.
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This is Moose. He’s had a very long day. Tried to go down some stairs but got stuck. 13/10 someone please help Moose
January 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is Moose. He’s had a very long day. Tried to go down some stairs but got stuck. 13/10 someone please help Moose
Sometimes having an Asian food and anime night is just good for you.
January 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Sometimes having an Asian food and anime night is just good for you.
🤬🤬🤬 I thought it was cancelled yesterday
January 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
🤬🤬🤬 I thought it was cancelled yesterday
Charlie is amazeballs! Please help them out. Any amount helps!!
And since we quite literally can't keep doing huge financial disasters, it would be really amazing if you could "buy me a coffee" to let us keep functioning and fix the car.
And send thots and prayers to my car, please. She's a good car.
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And send thots and prayers to my car, please. She's a good car.
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January 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Charlie is amazeballs! Please help them out. Any amount helps!!
A resolution we can all get behind
January 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A resolution we can all get behind