Christopher
@cdhermelin.bsky.social
host/mixologist for So Many Damn Books, typewriter for Roving Typist, recapper of I’m a Celebrity Dog Get Me Out Arf Here
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Christopher
@cdhermelin.bsky.social
· Jul 13
Am I feeling hope or just schadenfreude
Toby’s lemons were better than Aaron’s sloth and that’s just the truth
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Toby’s lemons were better than Aaron’s sloth and that’s just the truth
people chalking up the zohran win to “social media” like it’s a magic spell need to understand, he had to do something worth filming first
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
people chalking up the zohran win to “social media” like it’s a magic spell need to understand, he had to do something worth filming first
I really like this guy. I’m excited he’s gonna be mayor
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I really like this guy. I’m excited he’s gonna be mayor
made those nyt gochujang cookies. aggressively mediocre. But god it’s nice to have a tupperware of cookies around
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
made those nyt gochujang cookies. aggressively mediocre. But god it’s nice to have a tupperware of cookies around
hall-o-ween times are here, time to watch my favorite scary movie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfu...
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October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
hall-o-ween times are here, time to watch my favorite scary movie: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbfu...
light the ball on fire
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
light the ball on fire
Reposted by Christopher
Good morning everyone. It's me again here to ask NYC residents to please send a letter to your City Council person in support of allocating 0.5% of the city expense budget to our local public libraries. Thank you. It will only take you 90 seconds. This time with the correct link:
City Council, we demand half a percent of the overall city budget for libraries!
In response to the NYC FY2026 Budget, adopted this June, the Brooklyn Public Library, the New York Public Library, and the Queens Public Library released a joint statement thanking City Leaders for in...
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October 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Good morning everyone. It's me again here to ask NYC residents to please send a letter to your City Council person in support of allocating 0.5% of the city expense budget to our local public libraries. Thank you. It will only take you 90 seconds. This time with the correct link:
From the designers that brought you the Covid pyramid
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
From the designers that brought you the Covid pyramid
anyone doing cool things with harpsichords these days?
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
anyone doing cool things with harpsichords these days?
missed the debate last night but every majorette I know was excited that parade policy was finally addressed
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
missed the debate last night but every majorette I know was excited that parade policy was finally addressed
“Whatchya doing with all this? Cooking it? Eating it?” Good grocery store banter
October 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Whatchya doing with all this? Cooking it? Eating it?” Good grocery store banter
If I were a movie actor, my signature would be looking straight at the camera sometimes. Audiences would love it, a little joke between me and them
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If I were a movie actor, my signature would be looking straight at the camera sometimes. Audiences would love it, a little joke between me and them
bursting every bubble I see just in case it’s the AI one
October 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
bursting every bubble I see just in case it’s the AI one
Facebook gave me 38 dollars for giving foreign agents and shady data brokers access to my personal information so it’s allll gravy in my book
October 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Facebook gave me 38 dollars for giving foreign agents and shady data brokers access to my personal information so it’s allll gravy in my book
Only AI I want is my wife saying “ayyy, I love you”
October 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Only AI I want is my wife saying “ayyy, I love you”
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you’re so embarrassing
September 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you’re so embarrassing
getting more and more ads for ad services, which is probably good
September 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
getting more and more ads for ad services, which is probably good
freestyle rappers are all too self aggrandizing. how about some humility
September 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
freestyle rappers are all too self aggrandizing. how about some humility
tired of new restaurants. Old ones only. Decades old. Ghosts should haunt the apps
September 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
tired of new restaurants. Old ones only. Decades old. Ghosts should haunt the apps
thought my favorite frank sinatra concept album was the one about him taking a trip through space but it turns out it’s the one about a divorce in a small town
September 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
thought my favorite frank sinatra concept album was the one about him taking a trip through space but it turns out it’s the one about a divorce in a small town
ya know malcolm in the middle really is one of the best sitcoms ever made
September 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
ya know malcolm in the middle really is one of the best sitcoms ever made
you don’t check your email? but how do you know when the terms and conditions have changed?
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
you don’t check your email? but how do you know when the terms and conditions have changed?
last time I believed a wild rumor I spent all day excited about a Donna Tartt book announcement that never came, trying to keep my expectations low
August 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
last time I believed a wild rumor I spent all day excited about a Donna Tartt book announcement that never came, trying to keep my expectations low
they let that bass player just do whatever he wanted on you oughta know
August 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
they let that bass player just do whatever he wanted on you oughta know
most of the best conversations I’ve had about god started as talking about toy story
August 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
most of the best conversations I’ve had about god started as talking about toy story