Cat Crimes
@catcrimes.bsky.social
I work with computers, I dabble in photography (yay Pentax!), I play video games, I sometimes fly planes (just the little ones). Two cats, one wife. He/him.
👎Gen AI 👎Crypto
You may recognize me as @Nekkidcow seeking refuge from Twitter.
👎Gen AI 👎Crypto
You may recognize me as @Nekkidcow seeking refuge from Twitter.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
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Artist link: emibozstudios.bigcartel.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Artist link: emibozstudios.bigcartel.com
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
He's a bit of a dummy but he's our dummy and we love him.
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
He's a bit of a dummy but he's our dummy and we love him.
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Play it Later - Gator Days
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Play it Later - Gator Days
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Somewhere in Boston!
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Somewhere in Boston!
OMG look how pretty this book is! Definitely had to grab one.
It doesn't hurt that I've been meaning to read it forever anyway.
It doesn't hurt that I've been meaning to read it forever anyway.
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
OMG look how pretty this book is! Definitely had to grab one.
It doesn't hurt that I've been meaning to read it forever anyway.
It doesn't hurt that I've been meaning to read it forever anyway.
35,000 feet up, somewhere over the eastern seaboard.
I love flying.
I love flying.
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
35,000 feet up, somewhere over the eastern seaboard.
I love flying.
I love flying.
I love the part of the human brain that sees a sleeping cat and thinks "Absolutely not, it is time to harass this creature with fuzzles and pets."
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I love the part of the human brain that sees a sleeping cat and thinks "Absolutely not, it is time to harass this creature with fuzzles and pets."
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A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.
Today's weather was really nice so I spent about a half hour sitting in the middle of weeds in my yard to photograph some bees!
With the strong breeze and constantly flitting bees it was good photography practice!
📷Pentax K3 Mk III, using my 100m macro or a 55-300 zoom
With the strong breeze and constantly flitting bees it was good photography practice!
📷Pentax K3 Mk III, using my 100m macro or a 55-300 zoom
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Today's weather was really nice so I spent about a half hour sitting in the middle of weeds in my yard to photograph some bees!
With the strong breeze and constantly flitting bees it was good photography practice!
📷Pentax K3 Mk III, using my 100m macro or a 55-300 zoom
With the strong breeze and constantly flitting bees it was good photography practice!
📷Pentax K3 Mk III, using my 100m macro or a 55-300 zoom
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You can’t compromise on rights and especially on humanity. If one group says “This group can be sacrificed to save the rest of us,” it’s not a purity test to say “absolutely not.”
"purity tests" "circular firing squad" "the left eat their own" are such bullshit phrases.
people disagree on politics! that's how it works.
deal with it instead of whining about marginalized people correctly pointing out that certain "compromises" only strengthens fascism
people disagree on politics! that's how it works.
deal with it instead of whining about marginalized people correctly pointing out that certain "compromises" only strengthens fascism
October 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You can’t compromise on rights and especially on humanity. If one group says “This group can be sacrificed to save the rest of us,” it’s not a purity test to say “absolutely not.”
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Apparently if you try to live properly and get a full night's sleep, work out 3-4 times a week, keep your apartment clean, cook your meals, and maybe try to see friends 1-2 times a week, that takes up pretty much all your time outside of work.
October 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Apparently if you try to live properly and get a full night's sleep, work out 3-4 times a week, keep your apartment clean, cook your meals, and maybe try to see friends 1-2 times a week, that takes up pretty much all your time outside of work.
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Photography practice with a new camera at the zoo today!
These are all taken with a 55-300 using a Pentax K3 III.
These are all taken with a 55-300 using a Pentax K3 III.
September 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Photography practice with a new camera at the zoo today!
These are all taken with a 55-300 using a Pentax K3 III.
These are all taken with a 55-300 using a Pentax K3 III.
He's a butthead but he's our butthead and we love him.
September 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
He's a butthead but he's our butthead and we love him.
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Vaccines are battle training for your immune system. If you could give it intel on the enemy, why would you withhold that? Give me ALL the vaccines! I want to be prepared for everything!
As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.
September 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Vaccines are battle training for your immune system. If you could give it intel on the enemy, why would you withhold that? Give me ALL the vaccines! I want to be prepared for everything!
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saw this tweet and checked my calculator history and I'm losing it
July 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
saw this tweet and checked my calculator history and I'm losing it
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Knights of Guinevere is a psychological thriller that welcomes you to a planet-wide theme park in the clouds!… And the shadows below, where a broken Princess Android is two dreamers’ tickets to better lives, or the end of them. :3 💙
August 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Knights of Guinevere is a psychological thriller that welcomes you to a planet-wide theme park in the clouds!… And the shadows below, where a broken Princess Android is two dreamers’ tickets to better lives, or the end of them. :3 💙
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@efisherwx.bsky.social Forget pumpkin spice as the harbinger of autumn. In Salem, it's the display of various witch broom shipping boxes at the UPS Store.
August 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
@efisherwx.bsky.social Forget pumpkin spice as the harbinger of autumn. In Salem, it's the display of various witch broom shipping boxes at the UPS Store.
Awfully bold of that spider to lower itself onto my sunglasses lens while driving.
August 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Awfully bold of that spider to lower itself onto my sunglasses lens while driving.
A bridge and some beaks!
August 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A bridge and some beaks!
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If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages