Casey Jack
@caseyjack.bsky.social
I love three things above all else:
1. Jill
2. Our dogs
3. Falling asleep to Bob’s Burgers
1. Jill
2. Our dogs
3. Falling asleep to Bob’s Burgers
“Was funded by crypto investors” is so amazingly ironic. Making a golden offering to the false idol, man-child king in the White House funded by crypto investors is just…👨🍳👌
$10 Trump renames it the “Gold House” by 2026.
$10 Trump renames it the “Gold House” by 2026.
A 12-foot golden statue of Donald Trump holding a Bitcoin was unveiled outside the US Capitol
September 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“Was funded by crypto investors” is so amazingly ironic. Making a golden offering to the false idol, man-child king in the White House funded by crypto investors is just…👨🍳👌
$10 Trump renames it the “Gold House” by 2026.
$10 Trump renames it the “Gold House” by 2026.
Watching a show about near death experiences called “I survived” from 2009 and I’m pretty sure they interviewed real-life Peggy Hill.
September 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Watching a show about near death experiences called “I survived” from 2009 and I’m pretty sure they interviewed real-life Peggy Hill.
Undermines the dignity of others??? UNDERMINES THE DIGNITY OF OTHERS?!?!??
"We stand firmly on the principles of the U.S. Constitution, including the protection of free speech. HOWEVER, that right does not extend to speech that incites harm OR UNDERMINES THE DIGNITY OF OTHERS."
Emphasis added because holy fuck
Emphasis added because holy fuck
![@ClemsonUniv on X: A statement from Clemson University: [image of statement]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eppsmw5nfmdzhfeymtzd3xbe/bafkreid6n6w5ec7olzm2wahdjop6juf2tpvrean5lqesze2m7xtbpr2laa@jpeg)
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Undermines the dignity of others??? UNDERMINES THE DIGNITY OF OTHERS?!?!??
“Yeah… I think the “buy a $100k Corvette, get a small child with a lighter in the trunk for free” promo is a bust. Shut it down.”
Whew, good thing I read this before buying that $100,000 corvette
September 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“Yeah… I think the “buy a $100k Corvette, get a small child with a lighter in the trunk for free” promo is a bust. Shut it down.”
The right when they found out the shooter wasn't a crazy, wacko violent leftist
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The right when they found out the shooter wasn't a crazy, wacko violent leftist
Very similar to the “Mormon Soak”
Going to watch an episode of Morel Oral
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Very similar to the “Mormon Soak”
Reposted by Casey Jack
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The Wall Street Journal just published the photo of the birthday letter from Trump to Epstein.
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
If you didn’t look like this as your future wife walked down the aisle to you, are you even technically married??
(I mean… look at her. How could I not lose my shit the moment I saw her???)
(I mean… look at her. How could I not lose my shit the moment I saw her???)
September 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you didn’t look like this as your future wife walked down the aisle to you, are you even technically married??
(I mean… look at her. How could I not lose my shit the moment I saw her???)
(I mean… look at her. How could I not lose my shit the moment I saw her???)
This is the exact point, though. “Blue no matter who” doesn’t work when half of your voters think your “blue” looks far closer to “red.” Blue no matter who should still apply to a wildly progressive candidate.
But we all see what happened to Bernie.
But we all see what happened to Bernie.
Some people are so mindless. Criticize far left policies that turn off a lot of voters we need to win, and they jump to the ridiculous idea that you're going to vote for the GOP in a contest between a progressive and a Republican.
To be clear, I'd gladly vote progressive over GOP. Not the point.
To be clear, I'd gladly vote progressive over GOP. Not the point.
September 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
This is the exact point, though. “Blue no matter who” doesn’t work when half of your voters think your “blue” looks far closer to “red.” Blue no matter who should still apply to a wildly progressive candidate.
But we all see what happened to Bernie.
But we all see what happened to Bernie.
Soo… are we just going to pretend that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel and KPop Demon Hunters don’t have, essentially, the same plot??
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Soo… are we just going to pretend that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel and KPop Demon Hunters don’t have, essentially, the same plot??
Straight from the disgusting fuck’s mouth… this is no longer a “what if…” situation.
Trump has publicly declared that he is above any and all laws and regulations as he sees fit, simply because he’s POTUS.
This is authoritarian, fascist, and straight-up unconstitutional.
Buckle up!
Trump has publicly declared that he is above any and all laws and regulations as he sees fit, simply because he’s POTUS.
This is authoritarian, fascist, and straight-up unconstitutional.
Buckle up!
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
August 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Straight from the disgusting fuck’s mouth… this is no longer a “what if…” situation.
Trump has publicly declared that he is above any and all laws and regulations as he sees fit, simply because he’s POTUS.
This is authoritarian, fascist, and straight-up unconstitutional.
Buckle up!
Trump has publicly declared that he is above any and all laws and regulations as he sees fit, simply because he’s POTUS.
This is authoritarian, fascist, and straight-up unconstitutional.
Buckle up!
The choir I had to join in college as a music major went on a summer tour to South Korea. Suuuuuper fun trip. A LOT of bulgogi. Maybe too much bulgogi.
One day, the tour manager was like “we’re doing McDonald’s today!”
The level of disappointment when 200 bulgogi burgers showed up was palpable.
One day, the tour manager was like “we’re doing McDonald’s today!”
The level of disappointment when 200 bulgogi burgers showed up was palpable.
Korean bulgogi is a delicious meal and also a very fun word to say. Bulgogi. Try it! BULGOGI.
August 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The choir I had to join in college as a music major went on a summer tour to South Korea. Suuuuuper fun trip. A LOT of bulgogi. Maybe too much bulgogi.
One day, the tour manager was like “we’re doing McDonald’s today!”
The level of disappointment when 200 bulgogi burgers showed up was palpable.
One day, the tour manager was like “we’re doing McDonald’s today!”
The level of disappointment when 200 bulgogi burgers showed up was palpable.
Did you guys zoom out on the new Cracker Barrel logo??? I FULLY understand the outrage now.
August 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Did you guys zoom out on the new Cracker Barrel logo??? I FULLY understand the outrage now.
What happens when WWIII starts and it’s U.S., Israel, & Russia vs. the Rest of the World, but you live in Colorado and are on Team Rest-of-the-World??
Asking for myself, my loved ones, and everything I hold dear.
Asking for myself, my loved ones, and everything I hold dear.
August 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What happens when WWIII starts and it’s U.S., Israel, & Russia vs. the Rest of the World, but you live in Colorado and are on Team Rest-of-the-World??
Asking for myself, my loved ones, and everything I hold dear.
Asking for myself, my loved ones, and everything I hold dear.
You may not like the answer. But Toy Story.
converse question: what's the long-running, culture-defining franchise with the *best* hit rate?
is there a long-running, culture-defining franchise with a worse hit rate?
jurassic park, maybe?
jurassic park, maybe?
August 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You may not like the answer. But Toy Story.
In case you’re wondering, this step is towards the end of the “complete fascist takeover” playbook.
A senior administration official, as well as other officials, told Rolling Stone that it is a priority of Trump that these kinds of military deployments -- in times of relative calm -- become normalized in American political culture.
More: rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
More: rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
August 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
In case you’re wondering, this step is towards the end of the “complete fascist takeover” playbook.
We are all Davey Havok to some degree...
August 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We are all Davey Havok to some degree...
Inventing time travel just so I can give one of these to a medieval king and tell him this is what royalty eats in the future.
Don’t worry, I’ll take my phone so I can grab a video of his reaction.
Don’t worry, I’ll take my phone so I can grab a video of his reaction.
August 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Inventing time travel just so I can give one of these to a medieval king and tell him this is what royalty eats in the future.
Don’t worry, I’ll take my phone so I can grab a video of his reaction.
Don’t worry, I’ll take my phone so I can grab a video of his reaction.
The crab robot the instant the turn it on:
August 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The crab robot the instant the turn it on:
If this isn’t Sabrina Carpenter’s next music video, I am going to LOSE IT.
When you’ve let the housework build up and just aren’t feeling it
Artist: Eric Winter
(Cinderella,1964)
Artist: Eric Winter
(Cinderella,1964)
July 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If this isn’t Sabrina Carpenter’s next music video, I am going to LOSE IT.
I know the world is a horrible place right now, but my wife and I have a wild love story that’s bound to bring some light to people looking for a little hope.
As stupid as it is, voting for us in this contest can help with that. So please! Vote!
Thaaanks!
americasfavcouple.org/2025/the-serranos
As stupid as it is, voting for us in this contest can help with that. So please! Vote!
Thaaanks!
americasfavcouple.org/2025/the-serranos
Vote for The Serranos as America's Favorite Couple!
One couple will appear in an advertorial in Variety and take home $20,000.
americasfavcouple.org
July 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I know the world is a horrible place right now, but my wife and I have a wild love story that’s bound to bring some light to people looking for a little hope.
As stupid as it is, voting for us in this contest can help with that. So please! Vote!
Thaaanks!
americasfavcouple.org/2025/the-serranos
As stupid as it is, voting for us in this contest can help with that. So please! Vote!
Thaaanks!
americasfavcouple.org/2025/the-serranos
This is what they would be quoting instead of “oh the humanity” if the Hindenburg crashed in Canada.
July 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is what they would be quoting instead of “oh the humanity” if the Hindenburg crashed in Canada.
I’ve basically been Chandler’s crazy roommate Eddie with my air fryer since getting it for my birthday in March.
July 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve basically been Chandler’s crazy roommate Eddie with my air fryer since getting it for my birthday in March.
A story in three parts with a happy ending!
The plot twist: insurance actually pulled through! And on an international claim, no less!
The plot twist: insurance actually pulled through! And on an international claim, no less!
July 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A story in three parts with a happy ending!
The plot twist: insurance actually pulled through! And on an international claim, no less!
The plot twist: insurance actually pulled through! And on an international claim, no less!
Way to go, America. We really red, white, and blew it. #Happy4thofJuly
July 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Way to go, America. We really red, white, and blew it. #Happy4thofJuly