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Casey Cipriani
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Philly gal in NY.
Geek. Traveler. Feminist. Mom.
Quality Team at People Inc.
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Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Kendrick Lamar ft. Joyce Carol Oates "Not Like Us REMIX"
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
As a Philadelphian, I really want to know if Guillermo Del Toro has been to the Mutter Museum. @realgdt.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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All rise.
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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i... my god
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Detroit gets its first female mayor. Virginia gets its first female governor. NJ gets its first female Dem in the governor's office. NYC gets its first Muslim mayor.

Seems like a pretty resounding statement of support for diversity and inclusion.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What is behind this little detail? 🤔 Why doesn't the judge want the public to know the screening questions asked of the jury?
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Impulse bought tickets to see Florence and the Machine because what even is credit card debt when the world is collapsing?
November 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Spent the entire World Series feeling completely ambivalent between these two teams but after that 9th inning I’m somehow going to be completely gutted if the Jays lose
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
BUY NEW DEVICES! BUY NEW THINGS! PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE! YOU MUST BUY A THING TO ENJOY THE THING YOU PAY THE SUBSCRIPTION FOR AND THEN BUY A NEW THING BECAUSE WE'RE PURPOSELY MAKING THE OLD THING NOT WORK TO MAKE YOU BUY A NEW THING! THANKS
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
How many times am I going to see the Estee Lauder Advanced Night Repair Serum in Season 2 of Nobody Wants This? Like I get product placement but it's literally been prominently placed in multiple episodes, it's ridiculous at this point...
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So many Rumis and Zoes at various kid Halloween events this weekend but where is the love for my grumpy, sarcastic kindred spirit Mira?
a cartoon girl with purple hair and the word sick written on her face .
ALT: a cartoon girl with purple hair and the word sick written on her face .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and its Swift Wind.
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ah yes, those are surely the teeth of an 18th Century Scottish lass.
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I hope each and every one of the fascists who rule this country read this and choke.
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM