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@carricosarah.bsky.social
Boise native, bird mom, antifascist to the grave.
I'm not funny, but I am very sincere.
March of the Capulets is my favorite earworm.
Shoshone-Bannock Land
#ReclaimIdaho
I'm not funny, but I am very sincere.
March of the Capulets is my favorite earworm.
Shoshone-Bannock Land
#ReclaimIdaho
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
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They all deserve to be berated like this 👏👏👏
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They all deserve to be berated like this 👏👏👏
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Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Senile Satan, Con Junior and Fredo announced their phone in June, promising delivery in August to commemorate a decade since Satan came down the escalator. Not one phone has been delivered and good luck getting a refund. They took 590,000 deposits totaling $59 million.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
I saw him on the White Oak Project tour at the Morrison Center, with my mom, in the front fucking row. Fucking Google, man.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I saw him on the White Oak Project tour at the Morrison Center, with my mom, in the front fucking row. Fucking Google, man.
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
Strong Bad Email #210 - Robots
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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looking for a few more people!!!
For a story I'm working on for next week, I'd love to chat with queer Texans who can't go home for the holidays. Where do you go? What do you do? Where do you find community? DM me here, or on signal at Kissphoria.57
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
looking for a few more people!!!
Shout-out to Melissa at Planet Fitness for saying, "I think you should do 20 minutes in the Hydromassage today!" Feelin nice and loosey goosey now 😁
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Shout-out to Melissa at Planet Fitness for saying, "I think you should do 20 minutes in the Hydromassage today!" Feelin nice and loosey goosey now 😁
Used the restroom at the gym. Start washing my hands - older gal comes out of a stall, looks me in the eye, and goes back out to work out. No wash up. Get to Fred's, a very old gal coughs in her hand once, then again, and opens the cheese doors with said hand. We have learned nothinggggggghuhhhhhhh.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Used the restroom at the gym. Start washing my hands - older gal comes out of a stall, looks me in the eye, and goes back out to work out. No wash up. Get to Fred's, a very old gal coughs in her hand once, then again, and opens the cheese doors with said hand. We have learned nothinggggggghuhhhhhhh.
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Weird how this works
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An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Weird how this works
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Mamdani could end this all now if he just said "You know who I think is sooo cool? Whoever killed Epstein 😍"
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Mamdani could end this all now if he just said "You know who I think is sooo cool? Whoever killed Epstein 😍"
It's funny on its own, but Tony Blair being the punchline is just too perfect.
Larry Summers’s co-teacher at Harvard:
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
“We will miss his insights and his wisdom”
Student:
“NO WE WON’T”
dude pretends he doesn’t hear, then intros Tony Blair lmao
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It's funny on its own, but Tony Blair being the punchline is just too perfect.
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I really hope no one shows up to open the stores those days fuck that
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I really hope no one shows up to open the stores those days fuck that
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
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When someone says, “Quiet, piggy,” the appropriate response is, “Shut up, child rapist.” #ettiquette
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
When someone says, “Quiet, piggy,” the appropriate response is, “Shut up, child rapist.” #ettiquette
I say this for the first and last time: fr, fr
My brother you couldn't pay me to read anything more about the sexual exploits of olivia nuzzi, both real or imagined.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I say this for the first and last time: fr, fr
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Homestar Playing Cards and lotsa other great new crap from @fangamer.com! Check it all out here: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Homestar Playing Cards and lotsa other great new crap from @fangamer.com! Check it all out here: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
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When is private equity going to buy out and destroy Mr. Beast
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When is private equity going to buy out and destroy Mr. Beast
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Jameis has scrambled my post
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Jameis has scrambled my post
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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This may not be entirely fair but a reason I don’t think mayor Pete has It is because he polled zero percent among Black voters, the demographic which - can’t say this without sounding condescending but - usually gets it right, early, when it comes to candidates
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This may not be entirely fair but a reason I don’t think mayor Pete has It is because he polled zero percent among Black voters, the demographic which - can’t say this without sounding condescending but - usually gets it right, early, when it comes to candidates
This third grader's mom just found out she's reading at a seventh grade level. (She would go on to be grounded from reading for a time, because she never did schoolwork and lied about homework)
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This third grader's mom just found out she's reading at a seventh grade level. (She would go on to be grounded from reading for a time, because she never did schoolwork and lied about homework)
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Like the Koch brothers and other conservative billionaires, Dunn and Wilks want to slash regulations and taxes.
Their endgame, however, is more radical: not just to limit the government but also to steer it toward Christian rule.
(Published Oct. 2024)
Their endgame, however, is more radical: not just to limit the government but also to steer it toward Christian rule.
(Published Oct. 2024)
A Pair of Billionaire Preachers Built the Most Powerful Political Machine in Texas. That’s Just the Start.
Tim Dunn and Farris Wilks are poised to take their Christian nationalist agenda nationwide.
www.propublica.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Like the Koch brothers and other conservative billionaires, Dunn and Wilks want to slash regulations and taxes.
Their endgame, however, is more radical: not just to limit the government but also to steer it toward Christian rule.
(Published Oct. 2024)
Their endgame, however, is more radical: not just to limit the government but also to steer it toward Christian rule.
(Published Oct. 2024)
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10 second exposure using a 10mm f2.8 lens at ISO 2000. Bogus Basin road last night ( November 12).
#idahoEscape
#idahoEscape
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
10 second exposure using a 10mm f2.8 lens at ISO 2000. Bogus Basin road last night ( November 12).
#idahoEscape
#idahoEscape