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Carolyn Chernoff
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I have been kicked out of a Priscilla Presley lookalike contest & yelled at by Oprah. No regrets.

Zines, snark, jokes, sociology, mutual aid, repeat.

@ccriot
carolynchernoff.com
https://ccriotenterprises.etsy.com
Etc.
Pinned
LFG!
Even Santa’s leaving the game early.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Parade content! Flag bearers during Conan Gray’s lil ballad time are doing the most:

They’re running around with wishbone flags that also look like lambdas, intentional or otherwise, so right wingers can choke on it.

As they* say*, happiness* is being a cultural sociologist.
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media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just imagine how these evildoers would react to Fahrenheit 451 if they didn’t misread it as a viable game plan.
It's not just laws about books that are breaking libraries. Several states have passed property tax reforms–or are in the process of passing them–that are dismantling, destroying, and defunding these public institutions of democracy.

buttondown.com/wellsourced/...
It's Not Just Laws About Books Breaking Libraries. It's Also New Tax Reforms.
Two states have passed property tax cuts that are directly impacting public libraries. Expect to see this happen more.
buttondown.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Man*, NASA is rude as hell.
Reminder to schedule a colonoscopy
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Did I just hear the riff from “How Soon Is Now?” on the cut to commercials from the Eagles/Cowboys game????

WHAT EVEN IS THIS TIMELINE
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Great news for people who like MORE POLLUTANTS in our water:
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
For those of you who like to buy gifts and are not averse to Amazon if it gets needed goods to people, here are some options to support some of the sweetest kids and families around from one of Philly’s most caring schools:
ICS Holiday List 2025 | Amazon Gift List
www.amazon.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Solidarity is a verb:
Saturday saw us buyout 8, Sunday was 10 and we swarmed a local bakery. Over $4,000 from the community, to vendors, food to the community. Thursday is our next home buyout, Saturday our last tour, bonfire that night to celebrate, Sunday Burrito Brigade. #BikeChi persists. 🫶🏽✊🏽🙏🏽
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
www.givemiamiday.org/organization...

Everything for everyone includes books for Florida kids (epicenter of book bans and punitive red-state policies targeting kids and others). Got $5? $50? $500? This is a trusted campaign.
Support Books & Books Literary Foundation on Give Miami Day
The Books & Books Literary Foundation expands the mission of Books & Books, an independent center of Miami's literary culture since 1982. We nurture readers, cultivate community, and advocate for free...
www.givemiamiday.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

💯💯💯
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In honor of America’s Mayor. See? Socialism* is already boosting the economy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In honor of Alice Wong, now more than ever:
A Brooklyn-based collective, Artists in Resistance (A.I.R.) NYC, is not only committed to hosting COVID-safer art and music events from borough to borough, but also ensuring that anybody can do so for free.
How an Air Purifier Can Make Your Art Event Safer
The Brooklyn collective A.I.R. loans out the devices under the tenet that “illness need not be the price of living in community or participating in the arts.”
hyperallergic.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Found out my neighbor is a winter-shorts guy. Not surprised; still disappointed.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Ozymandias of our times?
there was a dude named Tesla,
and he rocked.
there is a band named for him;
they also rock.
that is where the story ends.
nothing more of note.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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This is far worse than anyone expected.

Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the street—redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps.

All as mass internment camps are being built.
Trump Administration to Drastically Cut Housing Grants
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.

They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.

They raped them.

Sex implies consent.

The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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“We had the cure for death from malnutrition, and we took it away.”
Dr. Atul Gawande: Hundreds of Thousands Have Already Died Since Trump Closed USAID
“We had the cure for death from malnutrition, and we took it away.” We speak to surgeon and health policy expert Atul Gawande about the Trump administration’s near-total dismantling of USAID. Gawande,...
www.democracynow.org
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Reposted by Carolyn Chernoff
ICE is adding facial recognition, spyware & social media tracking to its toolkit turning immigration enforcement into mass surveillance.
New ICE tools
Immigration agents deploy tech for tracking people
laist.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Carolyn Chernoff
Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:

"So I'm putting a team together..."

Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hello @support.bsky.team
why has
@sarahkendzior.bsky.social been suspended without explanation?

Unlike ICE, I thought we didn’t disappear people here.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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if you were wondering how to prepare for a recession, the advice on the internet is “have a lot of liquid savings” and “don’t lose your job” 👍 very helpful, who could have predicted “having money saved” and “having income” would help a situation
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This thread has health science, mask, AND amazing fan/purifier info or reminders for us all.

Thank you to those who continue to keep us all safe(r).
I have been in the ER full of sick people for hours with my N95, and not caught anything.

My family member with shit lungs on two immunosuppressants? Has been in an airport, an ER, a house with someone with an active COVID infection.

And not caught those infections due to their N95.
Masking works. My respirator has kept me free from Covid and flu for six years. 😷

Vaccines are great, but not inhaling viruses into your body is super cool when vaccines do not provide 100% protection. Vaccines & masking in combination FTW.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM