JESS•Ⓔ / 𝕁𝔸𝕐 𝕁𝔸ℂ𝕂𝔸𝕃𝕆ℙ𝔼
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Pinned
If you don't fuck with rabbits, you can unfollow me right now.
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Duke is now the King Crab in the Bucket, making sure to pull *the entire ACC* back down with it.
If the Blue Devils don't put a crab statue somewhere on or adjacent to campus honoring the 2025 team, there is no justice.
Hell, let's fund a fiberglass one!
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If the Blue Devils don't put a crab statue somewhere on or adjacent to campus honoring the 2025 team, there is no justice.
Hell, let's fund a fiberglass one!
👑
🦀
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Duke is now the King Crab in the Bucket, making sure to pull *the entire ACC* back down with it.
If the Blue Devils don't put a crab statue somewhere on or adjacent to campus honoring the 2025 team, there is no justice.
Hell, let's fund a fiberglass one!
👑
🦀
If the Blue Devils don't put a crab statue somewhere on or adjacent to campus honoring the 2025 team, there is no justice.
Hell, let's fund a fiberglass one!
👑
🦀
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Love this system we've got here
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Love this system we've got here
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
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December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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BRUH BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP IS ONE OF OUR FUCKING FOUNDING RIGHTS
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
BRUH BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP IS ONE OF OUR FUCKING FOUNDING RIGHTS
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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2000)
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (2000)
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Go on YouTube and search 'Deadlock TNA retro sync'." Man bursts into tears and says "oh you damn right"
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Go on YouTube and search 'Deadlock TNA retro sync'." Man bursts into tears and says "oh you damn right"
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Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
It looks like this outside 🥶, so I made a potato soup inside 🥰
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It looks like this outside 🥶, so I made a potato soup inside 🥰
Hank Hill watching Zootopia 2: "Dang it, Pawbby"
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hank Hill watching Zootopia 2: "Dang it, Pawbby"
Timothy Horton's "Always Fresh"
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Timothy Horton's "Always Fresh"
I wanna Pokémon Go back
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I wanna Pokémon Go back
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end of autumn 💔🍂🌨️
🐏 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social
🐀 @alyzro.bsky.social
🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social
#fursuit
🐏 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social
🐀 @alyzro.bsky.social
🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social
#fursuit
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
end of autumn 💔🍂🌨️
🐏 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social
🐀 @alyzro.bsky.social
🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social
#fursuit
🐏 @cardoorhoofhand.bsky.social
🐀 @alyzro.bsky.social
🪡 @vintagewilds.bsky.social
#fursuit
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It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It just dawned on me that Miami fired Manny Diaz to make room for Mario Christobal and Diaz is going to make an ACC Conference Title Game before Christobal
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slotting james madison in the playoff via The Duke Contingency shows a lack of imagination. you need to entertain a world where JMU loses the sun belt and the committee has to decide if they’re gonna put in 5 loss duke or, like, UNLV
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
slotting james madison in the playoff via The Duke Contingency shows a lack of imagination. you need to entertain a world where JMU loses the sun belt and the committee has to decide if they’re gonna put in 5 loss duke or, like, UNLV
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this is terrible for the ACC as a conference but it’s tremendous content
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
this is terrible for the ACC as a conference but it’s tremendous content
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The House and Senate are both investigating Pete’s war crimes
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The House and Senate are both investigating Pete’s war crimes
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channing tatum on food network: my name chef
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
channing tatum on food network: my name chef
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so cool that a football game between cal-berkeley and southern methodist university is about to determine the fate of the atlantic coast conference. great sport we’ve built
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
so cool that a football game between cal-berkeley and southern methodist university is about to determine the fate of the atlantic coast conference. great sport we’ve built