CapriCornyCaitlin
@capricornycait.bsky.social
literally in my newly wed home improvement honeymoon hgtv era
She mall on my cop till my Paul Blarts.
November 30, 2024 at 9:32 AM
She mall on my cop till my Paul Blarts.
How did Andy Cohen even get whatever Andy Cohens job is
November 15, 2024 at 10:01 PM
How did Andy Cohen even get whatever Andy Cohens job is
Reposted by CapriCornyCaitlin
every time a catholic busts it raw but doesn't conceive the duck hunt dog jumps out and does his giggle animation
August 22, 2023 at 12:17 AM
every time a catholic busts it raw but doesn't conceive the duck hunt dog jumps out and does his giggle animation
overheard a coworker on the phone w his gf tell her theres no way hed take her to barbie and that hed literally rather drop her off and wait in the lobby till its done so now i hate him forever and consider him an enemy of the ppl :/
August 16, 2023 at 3:04 PM
overheard a coworker on the phone w his gf tell her theres no way hed take her to barbie and that hed literally rather drop her off and wait in the lobby till its done so now i hate him forever and consider him an enemy of the ppl :/
Oppenheimer vs Barbie
May 12, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Oppenheimer vs Barbie
multiple skeets, skites. if you will.
May 3, 2023 at 3:21 PM
multiple skeets, skites. if you will.
but WHY is it called goatse????
May 3, 2023 at 1:54 PM
but WHY is it called goatse????
Reposted by CapriCornyCaitlin
skeeto skeetamos
skeetas skeetáis
skeeta skeetan
skeetas skeetáis
skeeta skeetan
May 1, 2023 at 10:15 PM
skeeto skeetamos
skeetas skeetáis
skeeta skeetan
skeetas skeetáis
skeeta skeetan
Finding Nemo taught me to love and accept my differences and that's why I call my long labia my special fin.
May 1, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Finding Nemo taught me to love and accept my differences and that's why I call my long labia my special fin.
yasssss queen skinny legend veraace boots the house down slay
May 1, 2023 at 8:49 PM
yasssss queen skinny legend veraace boots the house down slay
one time i tried to show my husband a pretty nug and he just said "yea babe, thats a nice drug."
humbling. hum buhl ing
humbling. hum buhl ing
May 1, 2023 at 7:50 PM
one time i tried to show my husband a pretty nug and he just said "yea babe, thats a nice drug."
humbling. hum buhl ing
humbling. hum buhl ing
hello bluesky. this is me , if u choose to be mean to me this is who u are meaning to!!!!!
April 30, 2023 at 4:34 PM
hello bluesky. this is me , if u choose to be mean to me this is who u are meaning to!!!!!
going to see oppenheimer and barbie with my bff and his bf on a double date that is NOT a double feature.
AKA the kikis will go see barbie and the bobas are going to oppenheimer and then we're all meeting back up after
AKA the kikis will go see barbie and the bobas are going to oppenheimer and then we're all meeting back up after
April 30, 2023 at 4:28 PM
going to see oppenheimer and barbie with my bff and his bf on a double date that is NOT a double feature.
AKA the kikis will go see barbie and the bobas are going to oppenheimer and then we're all meeting back up after
AKA the kikis will go see barbie and the bobas are going to oppenheimer and then we're all meeting back up after
learned that i am gluten sensitive and made appropriate changes to my diet and is this how everyone else lives??? shitting just once a day??????????
April 30, 2023 at 4:20 PM
learned that i am gluten sensitive and made appropriate changes to my diet and is this how everyone else lives??? shitting just once a day??????????
Reposted by CapriCornyCaitlin
Video game idea: You go back in time to the Garden of Eden and kill Adam. It's a first person shooter.
April 30, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Video game idea: You go back in time to the Garden of Eden and kill Adam. It's a first person shooter.