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hehe funni
here's a fun fact they call it "mario" "kart" becauce "mario" drives his "kart" #wow
June 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
dude i'm so good at eating 20 ounces of cocktail shrimp
June 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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i can't fuckin believe it
chicken of the Sea has a new Tuna Flavor fans are clearing from the shelf
May 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i can't fuckin believe it
chicken of the Sea has a new Tuna Flavor fans are clearing from the shelf
May 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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chicken of the Sea has a new Tuna Flavor fans are clearing from the shelf
May 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
chicken of the Sea has a new Tuna Flavor fans are clearing from the shelf
May 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this is the coolest name anyone has ever had
John Shitass

Michigan, County Marriages, 1820-1941
May 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i am getting ads for insider trading at twitter dot com
April 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
what if his name was 'bart skrimpson'
April 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
funny family guy found footage
April 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
April 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
everytime this video shows up on my feed i have to watch it a minimum of 12 times
March 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Perhaps the Gamers are alright
March 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
this guy can't fuckin believe it
March 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i like this sub shop because all their sandwich names make me feel like i'm having a stroke
March 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
just remembered my favorite post again
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
happy pi day to all the geeks and gamers out there and errm.... no, actually i'm NOT talking about APPLE pie!! #iykyk #gamers #geeks #thepieisalie #lol
March 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
twitter is down.
i am free.
March 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
i am always weaving shrimp
January 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I realized that one of my favorite dril tweets accurately summarizes at least an hour of the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2
October 13, 2023 at 5:36 PM
my damn fema zombie alarm didn't even make noise i feel ripped off
October 4, 2023 at 6:22 PM
my favorite episode of kitchen nightmares with gordon ramsay is the one where gordon takes a bunch of ketamine and keeps forgetting what an oven is
September 29, 2023 at 8:21 PM
chris christie did the dreamworks face
September 28, 2023 at 8:20 PM
you'd think the peacock would be the funniest animal; it's got pee and cock in the name but no. they're trying too hard. grow up
September 22, 2023 at 9:53 PM