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A very intimidating man, approach with caution
MDNI 18 +
A very intimidating man, approach with caution
MDNI 18 +
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your crazy northern neighbor
the one who invented Gevena conventions and uses it as a list
🍁Fandom less OC traveling dimensions
🍁rp experience 10 plus years, like and repost
your crazy northern neighbor
the one who invented Gevena conventions and uses it as a list
🍁Fandom less OC traveling dimensions
🍁rp experience 10 plus years, like and repost
he's here, playing fetch with a wolf
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
he's here, playing fetch with a wolf
"oh don't worry, it won't kill them, just be a nice little surprise~" and by that he means confetti, at least he's being tamed, it was like Avidia knew he would had used a grenade or something. aaand there it goes, pop! someone opened the packet
[He looks over to the bag with a slight brow taised]
"I dont know what you mean by that. Just dont kill anybody. People are stupid here but not deserving to die."
"I dont know what you mean by that. Just dont kill anybody. People are stupid here but not deserving to die."
“You got a deal! You’ll love what I got in store~ speaking of check my prank out~ you see that sugar bag over there?” Points at the table. Oh god he set up another prank
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
"oh don't worry, it won't kill them, just be a nice little surprise~" and by that he means confetti, at least he's being tamed, it was like Avidia knew he would had used a grenade or something. aaand there it goes, pop! someone opened the packet
C man is in what appear a forest of some sort, is he being watched? Whoever’s watching better come out and surrender before they become the hunted
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
C man is in what appear a forest of some sort, is he being watched? Whoever’s watching better come out and surrender before they become the hunted
Don’t mind this psychopath just casually burning down a drug den. How he found it was just lucky from word of mouth. Don’t worry the criminal scum is alive, very beaten though.
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Don’t mind this psychopath just casually burning down a drug den. How he found it was just lucky from word of mouth. Don’t worry the criminal scum is alive, very beaten though.
“You got a deal! You’ll love what I got in store~ speaking of check my prank out~ you see that sugar bag over there?” Points at the table. Oh god he set up another prank
"Preform a deed amd ill cover it. I won't cover anything unless it happens. And i only cover the truth. So be careful with what you do. I'll cover every detail of it."
[He said with a slight smirk and spinning in his chair.]
[He said with a slight smirk and spinning in his chair.]
He smiles more wickedly “how would you like to help me out friend? Bring a radio host you can spread word of a new vigilante in town, moi!”
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“You got a deal! You’ll love what I got in store~ speaking of check my prank out~ you see that sugar bag over there?” Points at the table. Oh god he set up another prank
He smiles more wickedly “how would you like to help me out friend? Bring a radio host you can spread word of a new vigilante in town, moi!”
"Basic laws and dispatxhers as far as im aware."
[Truth be told he knew the intrincic mechanisms but he wasnt just gonna share to a stranger.]
[Truth be told he knew the intrincic mechanisms but he wasnt just gonna share to a stranger.]
“I must be dreaming! This is paradise, call me c man, or Canada “ he says doing his second cup. He really takes in the flavour “so how is these powerful beings managed? By some dispatch or law?”
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
He smiles more wickedly “how would you like to help me out friend? Bring a radio host you can spread word of a new vigilante in town, moi!”
“I must be dreaming! This is paradise, call me c man, or Canada “ he says doing his second cup. He really takes in the flavour “so how is these powerful beings managed? By some dispatch or law?”
"Avidia. Im a radio host that covers stories about cillains and superheroes."
[He stated as he drank his 11th cup of coffee today.]
"You're on earth. Just with magic. Constructs. People with powers and shit."
[He stated as he drank his 11th cup of coffee today.]
"You're on earth. Just with magic. Constructs. People with powers and shit."
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“I must be dreaming! This is paradise, call me c man, or Canada “ he says doing his second cup. He really takes in the flavour “so how is these powerful beings managed? By some dispatch or law?”
<-- may or may not be plotting HR violations, in fact he is the violation
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
<-- may or may not be plotting HR violations, in fact he is the violation
don't mind him reading the Geneva "suggestions" with a cup of hot coco, disturb at your own risk
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
don't mind him reading the Geneva "suggestions" with a cup of hot coco, disturb at your own risk
Reposted
📻 the radio host avidia!
📻 radio host with control over radio waves.
📻 both good and bad. Depending on the day.
🔁&❤️
📻 radio host with control over radio waves.
📻 both good and bad. Depending on the day.
🔁&❤️
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
📻 the radio host avidia!
📻 radio host with control over radio waves.
📻 both good and bad. Depending on the day.
🔁&❤️
📻 radio host with control over radio waves.
📻 both good and bad. Depending on the day.
🔁&❤️
his thanks giving was already last month but to celebrate with his American buddies he has a turkey that may or may not have a special stuffing
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
his thanks giving was already last month but to celebrate with his American buddies he has a turkey that may or may not have a special stuffing
“I certainly will bud!” Hands a small wooden carved beaver
Oh it's not what he has unleashed, IS THE FRIEND HE HAS EARNED, and by proxy asset that WON'T be aimed against him~
As the old saying goes, becomes friends with the judge, give it no reason to complain~
"Wonderful, let me know when you start... oh this makes lovely incendiary tank shells~"
As the old saying goes, becomes friends with the judge, give it no reason to complain~
"Wonderful, let me know when you start... oh this makes lovely incendiary tank shells~"
and cue Canada laughing maniacally "hahaha! yes! so many asses to burn, so little time~ and I shall follow it to a tee" oh blue what you unleashed onto hell and every other?
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
“I certainly will bud!” Hands a small wooden carved beaver
and cue Canada laughing maniacally "hahaha! yes! so many asses to burn, so little time~ and I shall follow it to a tee" oh blue what you unleashed onto hell and every other?
"Ya welcome. Be sure to follow the instructions on how to make it, once you have it... you can BBQ anyone's ass~"
And that's the joy of the HNN, BY FIRE BE PURGED IN HELLFIRE MOTHERFUCKERS~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~
And that's the joy of the HNN, BY FIRE BE PURGED IN HELLFIRE MOTHERFUCKERS~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~
Indeed it is, and Canada cares non on expenses “I have a 33 million dollar budget from the budget man upstairs, I could easily get the equipment. Thank you bug man”
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
and cue Canada laughing maniacally "hahaha! yes! so many asses to burn, so little time~ and I shall follow it to a tee" oh blue what you unleashed onto hell and every other?
Indeed it is, and Canada cares non on expenses “I have a 33 million dollar budget from the budget man upstairs, I could easily get the equipment. Thank you bug man”
"First one's for free, i'll send you the recipe. Just uh, be careful making it alright?, the equipment to make more is expensive."
...Canada finna introduce the world to a whole new slew of war crimes, Blue's job is done~
...Canada finna introduce the world to a whole new slew of war crimes, Blue's job is done~
Canada is dancing in the raining ashes of the blown up building “You are now my official number one supplier! How much do I owe for such beautiful mixes?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Indeed it is, and Canada cares non on expenses “I have a 33 million dollar budget from the budget man upstairs, I could easily get the equipment. Thank you bug man”
Canada is dancing in the raining ashes of the blown up building “You are now my official number one supplier! How much do I owe for such beautiful mixes?”
Aaaaaaaaaand there goes an apocalyptic class fire rising 140ft up in the air in an inferno of blazing red.
AND YEP... THAT WAS A BLAST AS IT GOT TO THE GAS PIPES... and the house's chunks are now raining down as flares and comets of incendiary hell.
"I always carry some with me~"
AND YEP... THAT WAS A BLAST AS IT GOT TO THE GAS PIPES... and the house's chunks are now raining down as flares and comets of incendiary hell.
"I always carry some with me~"
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Canada is dancing in the raining ashes of the blown up building “You are now my official number one supplier! How much do I owe for such beautiful mixes?”
Blue is as crazy as the man he is giving the power to use anything for war crimes. It’s like he is in heaven.
“You have more?? Oh this is my lucky day!” He exclaimed, tossing like like a Molotov at the nearest building, not caring who resides in it “ Burn baby burn”
“You have more?? Oh this is my lucky day!” He exclaimed, tossing like like a Molotov at the nearest building, not caring who resides in it “ Burn baby burn”
And he GASPS~
The usual recognition he gets for his war crimes is SHOUTING OF BLUE NO, WHY, ARE YOU CRAZY?
He's so happy he gives Canada a full WINE BOTTLE FULL OF HNN.
If a small vial can burn this shit, a wine bottle can BURN DOWN THE CHRYSLER BUILDING TO THE FOUNDATION.
The usual recognition he gets for his war crimes is SHOUTING OF BLUE NO, WHY, ARE YOU CRAZY?
He's so happy he gives Canada a full WINE BOTTLE FULL OF HNN.
If a small vial can burn this shit, a wine bottle can BURN DOWN THE CHRYSLER BUILDING TO THE FOUNDATION.
He nods and took the distance, even if it would hurt him the view would be nice. He hands the big s’mores.
Indeed a suitable title, the archdemon of war crime
Indeed a suitable title, the archdemon of war crime
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Blue is as crazy as the man he is giving the power to use anything for war crimes. It’s like he is in heaven.
“You have more?? Oh this is my lucky day!” He exclaimed, tossing like like a Molotov at the nearest building, not caring who resides in it “ Burn baby burn”
“You have more?? Oh this is my lucky day!” He exclaimed, tossing like like a Molotov at the nearest building, not caring who resides in it “ Burn baby burn”
He nods and took the distance, even if it would hurt him the view would be nice. He hands the big s’mores.
Indeed a suitable title, the archdemon of war crime
Indeed a suitable title, the archdemon of war crime
Terror cometh and they shall seek peace and there shall be none~
Because Canada is about to ascend to BIBLICAL WAR CRIME~
And he's watching the flames... and they spreading stupidly fast.
"I'd say we take some distance, to appreciate the fire from a safe distance... and roast marshmellows~"
Because Canada is about to ascend to BIBLICAL WAR CRIME~
And he's watching the flames... and they spreading stupidly fast.
"I'd say we take some distance, to appreciate the fire from a safe distance... and roast marshmellows~"
“I got that bud! Anti gravity field generator thanks to one of the many adventures! And it has a chemical reaction to oxygen, noted” he says smiling wicked, oh the poor souls that will be in path, pray to god that it’s not anytime soon
November 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
He nods and took the distance, even if it would hurt him the view would be nice. He hands the big s’mores.
Indeed a suitable title, the archdemon of war crime
Indeed a suitable title, the archdemon of war crime
“I got that bud! Anti gravity field generator thanks to one of the many adventures! And it has a chemical reaction to oxygen, noted” he says smiling wicked, oh the poor souls that will be in path, pray to god that it’s not anytime soon
"You gonna need something that can generate an anti gravity field, so long as this shit doesn't touch anything nor can receive oxygen you good."
And THAT WAS THE PLAN~
And THAT WAS THE PLAN~
Oh yes the fire of hell in a bottle! “You have to give me the recipe, I can’t wait to use it on my next hell dive” oh god blue you made a demon slayer but even scarier
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“I got that bud! Anti gravity field generator thanks to one of the many adventures! And it has a chemical reaction to oxygen, noted” he says smiling wicked, oh the poor souls that will be in path, pray to god that it’s not anytime soon
Oh yes the fire of hell in a bottle! “You have to give me the recipe, I can’t wait to use it on my next hell dive” oh god blue you made a demon slayer but even scarier
"Oh you want damage?~"
...BLUE, NO, DON'T INTRODUCE CANADA TO ALCHEMY.
And he's bringing out the tiny red vial of DOOM.
"This my friend... is HNN, HELLFIRE NITRO NAPALM, burns hot enough to melt tungsten, GO. FUCKIN'. NUTS~!"
OH GOD NOT THE FIRE OF HELL IN A BOTTLE.
...BLUE, NO, DON'T INTRODUCE CANADA TO ALCHEMY.
And he's bringing out the tiny red vial of DOOM.
"This my friend... is HNN, HELLFIRE NITRO NAPALM, burns hot enough to melt tungsten, GO. FUCKIN'. NUTS~!"
OH GOD NOT THE FIRE OF HELL IN A BOTTLE.
“See now we’re thinking! I never knew I had a big brother but now I do! We are going to cause so much damage together it’ll be art”
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh yes the fire of hell in a bottle! “You have to give me the recipe, I can’t wait to use it on my next hell dive” oh god blue you made a demon slayer but even scarier
“See now we’re thinking! I never knew I had a big brother but now I do! We are going to cause so much damage together it’ll be art”
"Nor one if it's the first time~!"
Geneva might as well have a new source of PTSD~
Geneva might as well have a new source of PTSD~
Canada smelt worse, it felt good to add on the list with a buddy, he couldn’t smile wider and was giggling with joy “It’s not a war crime until it’s done! Haha!”
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“See now we’re thinking! I never knew I had a big brother but now I do! We are going to cause so much damage together it’ll be art”
Canada smelt worse, it felt good to add on the list with a buddy, he couldn’t smile wider and was giggling with joy “It’s not a war crime until it’s done! Haha!”
And... along came the STENCH.
THE HORROR...
That smell would DESTROY ANYONE'S CAPACITY TO CATCH A SMELL, leave alone if someone got it in their mouth, there was no saving that breath...
THE HORROR...
That smell would DESTROY ANYONE'S CAPACITY TO CATCH A SMELL, leave alone if someone got it in their mouth, there was no saving that breath...
He himself got on armour and pours it into a water gun “Water fight!”
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Canada smelt worse, it felt good to add on the list with a buddy, he couldn’t smile wider and was giggling with joy “It’s not a war crime until it’s done! Haha!”
He himself got on armour and pours it into a water gun “Water fight!”
And Blue was already putting on his helmet.
He knew EXACTLY the level of dense, pungent, putrid rot that thing had... A CARCASS LEFT FOR DAYS UNDER THE TEXAN SUMMER SUN WOULD SMELL BETTER.
"By the way Canada, before you use it, know this... be careful, it's impossible to remove from clothes, k'?"
He knew EXACTLY the level of dense, pungent, putrid rot that thing had... A CARCASS LEFT FOR DAYS UNDER THE TEXAN SUMMER SUN WOULD SMELL BETTER.
"By the way Canada, before you use it, know this... be careful, it's impossible to remove from clothes, k'?"
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
He himself got on armour and pours it into a water gun “Water fight!”
“I summon Geneva!” And cue the poor soul appearing, quivering in fear 📝 “oh god it’s you”
“Fantastic I need you to witness this” he took the coal and looks for a poor unsuspecting person
“Fantastic I need you to witness this” he took the coal and looks for a poor unsuspecting person
"I can start ya right now."
Casted the bug opening a stash area in his cuirass and providing Canada with a small squared vial.
"Here, this is one of mine... it's a super condensed essence of corpse plant, smells like HELL, and the smell can't be removed with fire... only magic, is ideal for jokes"
Casted the bug opening a stash area in his cuirass and providing Canada with a small squared vial.
"Here, this is one of mine... it's a super condensed essence of corpse plant, smells like HELL, and the smell can't be removed with fire... only magic, is ideal for jokes"
Canada grins “ As I can tell and I thought of that too! You read my mind”
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“I summon Geneva!” And cue the poor soul appearing, quivering in fear 📝 “oh god it’s you”
“Fantastic I need you to witness this” he took the coal and looks for a poor unsuspecting person
“Fantastic I need you to witness this” he took the coal and looks for a poor unsuspecting person
Canada grins “ As I can tell and I thought of that too! You read my mind”
"Oh i do war crimes, but if you ever wanna try a new flavor of war crime, combine the geneva suggestions with the harvard treaty, and then you create a biochemical weapon~"
...There finna be a whole lot of new rules eventually.
"As for the hair, thanks, it just grows."
...There finna be a whole lot of new rules eventually.
"As for the hair, thanks, it just grows."
“I found myself a new best friend! And here I thought it was just me and Poland” he says grinning “Also what lovely long hair, you remind me of the 80’s bands, good stuff”
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Canada grins “ As I can tell and I thought of that too! You read my mind”