Thorn
@callmethorn.bsky.social
Call me "Thorn", it's not my name but it suffices. I write and make games sometimes, and I'll probably be dead by thirty.
Combo meter ranks from Hetzer, an arcade endless survival game with shitpost elements made in @gdevelop.bsky.social's GDevelop 5 engine.
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg.
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
3/3
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg.
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
3/3
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Combo meter ranks from Hetzer, an arcade endless survival game with shitpost elements made in @gdevelop.bsky.social's GDevelop 5 engine.
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg.
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
3/3
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg.
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
3/3
combo meter ranks from my WIP arcade game Hetzer, made in @gdevelop.bsky.social's GDevelop 5
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
2/3
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
2/3
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
combo meter ranks from my WIP arcade game Hetzer, made in @gdevelop.bsky.social's GDevelop 5
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
2/3
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
2/3
combo meter ranks from my game Hetzer
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
1/3
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
1/3
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
combo meter ranks from my game Hetzer
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
1/3
I was inspired by Pizza Tower for these, and even moreso by Pizza Tower joke mods like Pinolino Adventure and greg
#gamedev #indiedev #shitposting
1/3
GMS, Harrisson Armory, IPS-N, and SSC liscences if nobody in the #lancerrpg lore invented mechs
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
GMS, Harrisson Armory, IPS-N, and SSC liscences if nobody in the #lancerrpg lore invented mechs
The comedy/satire aspect of Helldivers 2 really seems like a swing and a miss to me NGL
Like the joke is that Super Earth are tyrannical and incompetent... but their opponents are all blatantly evil and murder civvies at the drop of a hat, and the Helldivers themselves are all one-man armies
Like the joke is that Super Earth are tyrannical and incompetent... but their opponents are all blatantly evil and murder civvies at the drop of a hat, and the Helldivers themselves are all one-man armies
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The comedy/satire aspect of Helldivers 2 really seems like a swing and a miss to me NGL
Like the joke is that Super Earth are tyrannical and incompetent... but their opponents are all blatantly evil and murder civvies at the drop of a hat, and the Helldivers themselves are all one-man armies
Like the joke is that Super Earth are tyrannical and incompetent... but their opponents are all blatantly evil and murder civvies at the drop of a hat, and the Helldivers themselves are all one-man armies
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I think Star Trek endures because it encompasses all of the fundamental storytelling archetypes: Man vs man. Man vs self. Man vs computer. Man vs sexy lady. Man vs cave. Man vs God. Man vs lizard. Man vs tribunal. Man vs Abraham Lincoln. Man vs ghost. Man vs boss. Man vs doctor. Man vs rock. Man vs
September 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I think Star Trek endures because it encompasses all of the fundamental storytelling archetypes: Man vs man. Man vs self. Man vs computer. Man vs sexy lady. Man vs cave. Man vs God. Man vs lizard. Man vs tribunal. Man vs Abraham Lincoln. Man vs ghost. Man vs boss. Man vs doctor. Man vs rock. Man vs
maybe it's just cuz I reflexively shit on smug people but nah, civilisation will make it in some form. we've got resources and space to expand to. population and living standards will decline but there's a country level-headed and determied enough to stay afloat and it's uh. oh. uh. well then.
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
maybe it's just cuz I reflexively shit on smug people but nah, civilisation will make it in some form. we've got resources and space to expand to. population and living standards will decline but there's a country level-headed and determied enough to stay afloat and it's uh. oh. uh. well then.
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me normally: fuck me, Europe. what a terminally cucked continent. we're all so fucked. no one recognises the basically lifethreatening systemic threats to our democracy that we are surrounded by. everyone's granny is a violent racist. it is all so shit
me when an American even hints at agreeing:
me when an American even hints at agreeing:
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
me normally: fuck me, Europe. what a terminally cucked continent. we're all so fucked. no one recognises the basically lifethreatening systemic threats to our democracy that we are surrounded by. everyone's granny is a violent racist. it is all so shit
me when an American even hints at agreeing:
me when an American even hints at agreeing:
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What Americans don't understand is 'crassly forgetting Northern Ireland' is a core part of British culture, like cueing and only being able to communicate via laconic understatement.
No. No. It's absurd enough to think this for Americans, but fucking Brits!? Do you not know your own history!? Part of the country was in a civil war!
"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What Americans don't understand is 'crassly forgetting Northern Ireland' is a core part of British culture, like cueing and only being able to communicate via laconic understatement.
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"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
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"The Deep Space Fleet".
Advance Striking Force (Krenik) over Mastocal, Summer 2266.
The Advance Striking Force represented the vanguard of the Klingon Naval Fronts: composed of a mix of battleships, cruisers and destroyers,its role was to eliminate minor opposition ahead of the battle line.
Advance Striking Force (Krenik) over Mastocal, Summer 2266.
The Advance Striking Force represented the vanguard of the Klingon Naval Fronts: composed of a mix of battleships, cruisers and destroyers,its role was to eliminate minor opposition ahead of the battle line.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"The Deep Space Fleet".
Advance Striking Force (Krenik) over Mastocal, Summer 2266.
The Advance Striking Force represented the vanguard of the Klingon Naval Fronts: composed of a mix of battleships, cruisers and destroyers,its role was to eliminate minor opposition ahead of the battle line.
Advance Striking Force (Krenik) over Mastocal, Summer 2266.
The Advance Striking Force represented the vanguard of the Klingon Naval Fronts: composed of a mix of battleships, cruisers and destroyers,its role was to eliminate minor opposition ahead of the battle line.
This is not to say that American government *isn't* a clear and present danger to all of its citizens and to world peace as a whole, of course.
My fucking god am I sick of the American doomposters insisting the GOP has a master plan.
The American far right has big tech and the press backing them to the hilt, basically controls the conversation, and has utterly incompetent opposition. If they had an actual game plan we'd all be dead by now.
The American far right has big tech and the press backing them to the hilt, basically controls the conversation, and has utterly incompetent opposition. If they had an actual game plan we'd all be dead by now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is not to say that American government *isn't* a clear and present danger to all of its citizens and to world peace as a whole, of course.
My fucking god am I sick of the American doomposters insisting the GOP has a master plan.
The American far right has big tech and the press backing them to the hilt, basically controls the conversation, and has utterly incompetent opposition. If they had an actual game plan we'd all be dead by now.
The American far right has big tech and the press backing them to the hilt, basically controls the conversation, and has utterly incompetent opposition. If they had an actual game plan we'd all be dead by now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My fucking god am I sick of the American doomposters insisting the GOP has a master plan.
The American far right has big tech and the press backing them to the hilt, basically controls the conversation, and has utterly incompetent opposition. If they had an actual game plan we'd all be dead by now.
The American far right has big tech and the press backing them to the hilt, basically controls the conversation, and has utterly incompetent opposition. If they had an actual game plan we'd all be dead by now.
i think people would agree more with collapse types if they weren't all so fucking insufferable
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i think people would agree more with collapse types if they weren't all so fucking insufferable
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pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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today I learned fully about labouls, ectoparasitic fungi which are only found growing on live insects, but do not kill the host. they're just a kind of annoying small thingie that lives in the world and propagates
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
today I learned fully about labouls, ectoparasitic fungi which are only found growing on live insects, but do not kill the host. they're just a kind of annoying small thingie that lives in the world and propagates
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learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
learning that there are a lot of ppl on here who are unfamiliar with the late john mcafee's posts
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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>Check entire thread.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
>Check entire thread.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
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If they start replacing working class people with robots I'm going to start putting clankers in dish washers
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If they start replacing working class people with robots I'm going to start putting clankers in dish washers
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Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.
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Ah hell naw why do my Persian Immortals look like the Runescape Gnome
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Ah hell naw why do my Persian Immortals look like the Runescape Gnome
How I feel looking at the DS9 fleet shots thinking "Why are these ships in a deathstack and not arranged into multiple formations over a wider area?"
#startrek
#startrek
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
How I feel looking at the DS9 fleet shots thinking "Why are these ships in a deathstack and not arranged into multiple formations over a wider area?"
#startrek
#startrek