Rory 🏳️🌈
@callmerory.bsky.social
The stodgiest taxidermist you’ll ever meet
Curious who the hell decided “Happy Monday” was an acceptable greeting, cause I’d like a word…
August 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Curious who the hell decided “Happy Monday” was an acceptable greeting, cause I’d like a word…
This has and will always be a Parker Posey appreciation account. Now go watch the original Tales of the City!
February 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
This has and will always be a Parker Posey appreciation account. Now go watch the original Tales of the City!
Didn’t expect to add “getting hit in the head with a dumbbell” to my list of Barry’s Bootcamp achievements, but here we are 🤕
January 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Didn’t expect to add “getting hit in the head with a dumbbell” to my list of Barry’s Bootcamp achievements, but here we are 🤕
Just realized Bean hadn’t made her debut on here 😱
January 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just realized Bean hadn’t made her debut on here 😱
It’s a good thing I work from home cause I forgot to turn the dryer on and it’s full of all my warm socks
January 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
It’s a good thing I work from home cause I forgot to turn the dryer on and it’s full of all my warm socks
My 40th birthday is 14 months from today AND falls on Friday the 13th. Guess I should plan a blowout?
January 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My 40th birthday is 14 months from today AND falls on Friday the 13th. Guess I should plan a blowout?
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The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.
November 27, 2024 at 11:26 PM
The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.
Happy thanksgiving 🦃
November 29, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Happy thanksgiving 🦃
I’m not a workaholic. I’m not a workaholic. I’m not a workaholic. 🫠
November 28, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I’m not a workaholic. I’m not a workaholic. I’m not a workaholic. 🫠
Post a gif of your comfort show
November 26, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Post a gif of your comfort show
Did my first Barry’s class since my surgery and now I’d like to sleep for a week
November 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Did my first Barry’s class since my surgery and now I’d like to sleep for a week
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
Really really need another season of Dead Boy Detectives
November 14, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Really really need another season of Dead Boy Detectives
Anyone have a time machine so I can stop my famine-stricken Irish ancestors from coming to the US?
a man in a black jacket is standing in the desert and says `` hello '' .
ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing in the desert and says `` hello '' .
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November 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Anyone have a time machine so I can stop my famine-stricken Irish ancestors from coming to the US?
Currently disassociating into the Apple TV screensaver
November 9, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Currently disassociating into the Apple TV screensaver
