Bliss
@callmebliss.bsky.social
Hooker. Writer. Sounder of yawps barbaric and otherwise. Often tied up in knots.
Congratulations- you found me.
Congratulations- you found me.
Folks who rent: do you change out the door locks when you move into an apartment? Why or why not?
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Folks who rent: do you change out the door locks when you move into an apartment? Why or why not?
🎶 and I'm FREE
🎶 FREEBALLIN
🎶 FREEBALLIN
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🎶 and I'm FREE
🎶 FREEBALLIN
🎶 FREEBALLIN
I am not a pescatarian. I am a pestatarian. I eat the people who irritate me.
September 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I am not a pescatarian. I am a pestatarian. I eat the people who irritate me.
Resting WHAT?!
No, no, you must have misheard it.
Resting BLISS face.
No, no, you must have misheard it.
Resting BLISS face.
September 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Resting WHAT?!
No, no, you must have misheard it.
Resting BLISS face.
No, no, you must have misheard it.
Resting BLISS face.
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I just posted three of my erotic romances for sale on Patreon.
www.patreon.com/nobilis/shop
Covers (which are safe for work) and descriptions to follow.
#Romantasy #ScienceFictionRomance #SFR
www.patreon.com/nobilis/shop
Covers (which are safe for work) and descriptions to follow.
#Romantasy #ScienceFictionRomance #SFR
Nobilis Reed’s shop on Patreon
Check out Nobilis Reed’s products on Patreon
www.patreon.com
August 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I just posted three of my erotic romances for sale on Patreon.
www.patreon.com/nobilis/shop
Covers (which are safe for work) and descriptions to follow.
#Romantasy #ScienceFictionRomance #SFR
www.patreon.com/nobilis/shop
Covers (which are safe for work) and descriptions to follow.
#Romantasy #ScienceFictionRomance #SFR
For grocery store deliveries, it really should be disallowed for people to add large or heavy items to the order after it has been accepted by a shopper/delivery person 
July 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
For grocery store deliveries, it really should be disallowed for people to add large or heavy items to the order after it has been accepted by a shopper/delivery person 
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Pirate. Pirates had contracts, pre-negotiated distribution of booty, and workplace democracy. And compensation for workplace injury.
June 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pirate. Pirates had contracts, pre-negotiated distribution of booty, and workplace democracy. And compensation for workplace injury.
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
Over an hour since I put in the AAA request. Still no sign of them. I got to watch a pair of very fat raccoons cross the street though.
December 15, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Over an hour since I put in the AAA request. Still no sign of them. I got to watch a pair of very fat raccoons cross the street though.
Someone please laugh with me about this. lol WTF
December 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Someone please laugh with me about this. lol WTF
Started stocking my car’s first aid kit today
December 6, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Started stocking my car’s first aid kit today
Look, if the kitchen is playing Bon Jovi loud enough for me to hear it in the dining room, then I am singing the Bon Jovi at the top of my lungs in the dining room. I am not sorry, I make the rules.
November 30, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Look, if the kitchen is playing Bon Jovi loud enough for me to hear it in the dining room, then I am singing the Bon Jovi at the top of my lungs in the dining room. I am not sorry, I make the rules.
Me when the road trip is awesome
reposting with alt text for accessibility
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Me when the road trip is awesome
Youtube tutorial: insert your screwdriver—
My screwdriver: NOPE. I DUN FIT
My dollar store eyeliner: girl power in the hole motherfuckers
My screwdriver: NOPE. I DUN FIT
My dollar store eyeliner: girl power in the hole motherfuckers
November 21, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Youtube tutorial: insert your screwdriver—
My screwdriver: NOPE. I DUN FIT
My dollar store eyeliner: girl power in the hole motherfuckers
My screwdriver: NOPE. I DUN FIT
My dollar store eyeliner: girl power in the hole motherfuckers
This evening, due to an extremely unexpected and very annoying issue with a solenoid somewhere in my car, I am unwillingly a masshole who is not using her blinker. Because it isn’t working. I got to tell you, I am noticing the lack of signals even more around me, and I hate that I am doing it.
November 21, 2024 at 12:31 AM
This evening, due to an extremely unexpected and very annoying issue with a solenoid somewhere in my car, I am unwillingly a masshole who is not using her blinker. Because it isn’t working. I got to tell you, I am noticing the lack of signals even more around me, and I hate that I am doing it.
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I just saw someone refer to their timeline on here as a skyline
a cartoon character says my goodness what an idea why didn 't i think of that
ALT: a cartoon character says my goodness what an idea why didn 't i think of that
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I just saw someone refer to their timeline on here as a skyline
I was just told that I look/seem like Ms. Frizzle.
I’ve peaked. This is it. The best compliment ever.
I’ve peaked. This is it. The best compliment ever.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
I was just told that I look/seem like Ms. Frizzle.
I’ve peaked. This is it. The best compliment ever.
I’ve peaked. This is it. The best compliment ever.
GladOS from Portal Voice:
🎶 I shaved my armpits🎶
🎶I’m making a note here:🎶
🎶HUGE REGRETS🎶
🎶 I shaved my armpits🎶
🎶I’m making a note here:🎶
🎶HUGE REGRETS🎶
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
GladOS from Portal Voice:
🎶 I shaved my armpits🎶
🎶I’m making a note here:🎶
🎶HUGE REGRETS🎶
🎶 I shaved my armpits🎶
🎶I’m making a note here:🎶
🎶HUGE REGRETS🎶
I’m at the store, who wants cookies?
November 18, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I’m at the store, who wants cookies?
I gotcha, I'll show ya
You can detatch quotes like such:
Whenever someone quotes you, go to the quote and click the multiple bullet button for extra features. Click detach quote. Should be that simple!
You can detatch quotes like such:
Whenever someone quotes you, go to the quote and click the multiple bullet button for extra features. Click detach quote. Should be that simple!
November 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM