A Crow with a Grudge
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
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taking performance-enhancing drugs for my custody hearing
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
taking performance-enhancing drugs for my custody hearing
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In my mid-30s and feeling like I have my “adult life” pretty together and just now discovering that I don’t own a teaspoon while making a pie
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
In my mid-30s and feeling like I have my “adult life” pretty together and just now discovering that I don’t own a teaspoon while making a pie
I’ll be laying awake at night stressing out about how you pronounce “Herzegovina”
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I’ll be laying awake at night stressing out about how you pronounce “Herzegovina”
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i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
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death by a thousand cuts is effective but not nearly as effective as death by one really large cut
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
death by a thousand cuts is effective but not nearly as effective as death by one really large cut
So happy to be rid of that damn Photoshop toucan
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
So happy to be rid of that damn Photoshop toucan
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
The young-uns must be devastated that the longest NFL kick record went from 66 to 68
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The young-uns must be devastated that the longest NFL kick record went from 66 to 68
Man, as a Ravens fan it’s nice to see us kick someone’s ass finally but dang, I’m starting to feel bad for the Dolphins
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Man, as a Ravens fan it’s nice to see us kick someone’s ass finally but dang, I’m starting to feel bad for the Dolphins
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A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox
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Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE!
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Movie: YOU KILLED MY WIFE! THIS IS MY REVENGE!
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
YouTube: Why He Wants Revenge [Explained]
I don’t really get the Google Pixel ad trying to diss iPhones by shitting on vanilla ice cream
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don’t really get the Google Pixel ad trying to diss iPhones by shitting on vanilla ice cream
I’m not really comfortable with Alexander Graham Bell looking like this
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m not really comfortable with Alexander Graham Bell looking like this
The Anguish of Babies
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Anguish of Babies
There aren’t enough spiral staircases in my life
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
There aren’t enough spiral staircases in my life
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When people ask me to rank the top 10 teams right now
October 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
When people ask me to rank the top 10 teams right now
There's soooo many Josh Allen commercials these days
October 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There's soooo many Josh Allen commercials these days
Sunk the 8 ball on my first hit of the pool game last night and it’s gonna haunt me for an unreasonable amount of time
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sunk the 8 ball on my first hit of the pool game last night and it’s gonna haunt me for an unreasonable amount of time
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one thing about me is I like to say "pizzoy" (🍕) and "snooshi" (🍣) and now I'm divorced. I guess that's two things.
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
one thing about me is I like to say "pizzoy" (🍕) and "snooshi" (🍣) and now I'm divorced. I guess that's two things.
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i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.
September 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i told my landlord they're releasing the amelia earhart files and he lowered my rent 50%. i told my grocer and he gave me a free nectarine. i told my doctor and he said i didn't have to pay for the visit. try it. you never know who out there has been waiting for this moment.