Calamity Jayne
@calamityjayne.bsky.social
ND bookkeeper and perperual student. Well-known Far Left Operative. Mother of Revolutionaries. Possibly a witch, definitely a bitch. Queer AF.
*she/her*
*she/her*
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Calamity Jayne
@calamityjayne.bsky.social
· Nov 15
a frog is sitting on a wooden surface and smiling
Alt: a frog is sitting on a wooden surface and smiling
media.tenor.com
It was me.
I put the chemicals in the water to turn the friggin' frogs gay.
And I'd do it again.
I put the chemicals in the water to turn the friggin' frogs gay.
And I'd do it again.
Charlie Kirk: "Your body, my choice!"
Gunman: "Bet"
Gunman: "Bet"
September 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Charlie Kirk: "Your body, my choice!"
Gunman: "Bet"
Gunman: "Bet"
"Violence is never the answer" cry Canadian conservatives who have recently been campaigning to change legislation because they think it should be easier to murder someone for trespassing.
Pardon me if I'm just not buying the charade anymore.
Pardon me if I'm just not buying the charade anymore.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Violence is never the answer" cry Canadian conservatives who have recently been campaigning to change legislation because they think it should be easier to murder someone for trespassing.
Pardon me if I'm just not buying the charade anymore.
Pardon me if I'm just not buying the charade anymore.
Reposted by Calamity Jayne
Not exactly happy I've got to do something like this, but shit is fucked at the moment. So if any of you all can share this or whatever, that'd be nice. Getting evicted sucks, my dudes. 0/10. www.gofundme.com/f/n4sznu-eme...
Donate to Emergency moving expenses, organized by Matthew Welwood
Hey, I'm Matt, me and my friend Kelsey and her dog Kuma(that's who the picture is) live in a… Matthew Welwood needs your support for Emergency moving expenses
www.gofundme.com
July 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Not exactly happy I've got to do something like this, but shit is fucked at the moment. So if any of you all can share this or whatever, that'd be nice. Getting evicted sucks, my dudes. 0/10. www.gofundme.com/f/n4sznu-eme...
You know what's messed up?
I stopped being surprised by the stories about the UCP being corrupt years ago.
At this point, it's basically just the same story over and over again with slightly different details.
I stopped being surprised by the stories about the UCP being corrupt years ago.
At this point, it's basically just the same story over and over again with slightly different details.
May 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
You know what's messed up?
I stopped being surprised by the stories about the UCP being corrupt years ago.
At this point, it's basically just the same story over and over again with slightly different details.
I stopped being surprised by the stories about the UCP being corrupt years ago.
At this point, it's basically just the same story over and over again with slightly different details.
If 13 year old me could see us now.
I'm living my most shimmery, 1999 style, summer life.
Body shimmer, shimmer makeup, sparkly nails, and a claw clip to go with my flared jeans by Lee and my moth tank top.
My inner child feels ADORABLE.
I'm living my most shimmery, 1999 style, summer life.
Body shimmer, shimmer makeup, sparkly nails, and a claw clip to go with my flared jeans by Lee and my moth tank top.
My inner child feels ADORABLE.
May 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If 13 year old me could see us now.
I'm living my most shimmery, 1999 style, summer life.
Body shimmer, shimmer makeup, sparkly nails, and a claw clip to go with my flared jeans by Lee and my moth tank top.
My inner child feels ADORABLE.
I'm living my most shimmery, 1999 style, summer life.
Body shimmer, shimmer makeup, sparkly nails, and a claw clip to go with my flared jeans by Lee and my moth tank top.
My inner child feels ADORABLE.
Had a good day today 🥰
May 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Had a good day today 🥰
Reposted by Calamity Jayne
Responsible?
"Despite repeated visits by government inspectors, Montem Resources, which now operates under the name of Evolve Power, ignored requests to clean up after its unauthorized construction activities for a year and half. (The enforcement order names Montem.)"
thetyee.ca/News/2025/05...
"Despite repeated visits by government inspectors, Montem Resources, which now operates under the name of Evolve Power, ignored requests to clean up after its unauthorized construction activities for a year and half. (The enforcement order names Montem.)"
thetyee.ca/News/2025/05...
An Australian Coal Speculator Flouts More Alberta Laws | The Tyee
Evolve Power, formerly Montem Resources, found guilty of contamination violations.
thetyee.ca
May 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Responsible?
"Despite repeated visits by government inspectors, Montem Resources, which now operates under the name of Evolve Power, ignored requests to clean up after its unauthorized construction activities for a year and half. (The enforcement order names Montem.)"
thetyee.ca/News/2025/05...
"Despite repeated visits by government inspectors, Montem Resources, which now operates under the name of Evolve Power, ignored requests to clean up after its unauthorized construction activities for a year and half. (The enforcement order names Montem.)"
thetyee.ca/News/2025/05...
Some of you may have noticed that in the last couple of years, I haven't really been doing the things I used to love.
After going through some pretty hard-core medical trauma, I also went through PPD and lost my grandmother, who was more like a mother to me.
It hasn't been great, TBH.
1/2
After going through some pretty hard-core medical trauma, I also went through PPD and lost my grandmother, who was more like a mother to me.
It hasn't been great, TBH.
1/2
May 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Some of you may have noticed that in the last couple of years, I haven't really been doing the things I used to love.
After going through some pretty hard-core medical trauma, I also went through PPD and lost my grandmother, who was more like a mother to me.
It hasn't been great, TBH.
1/2
After going through some pretty hard-core medical trauma, I also went through PPD and lost my grandmother, who was more like a mother to me.
It hasn't been great, TBH.
1/2
Reposted by Calamity Jayne
This guy and his friend Kirsten are suing me and a couple of other people for daring to talk about the shitty things they publicly did over and over again for years.
Shocker, being shameless assholes in public will lead people to believe that you are shameless assholes.
Shocker, being shameless assholes in public will lead people to believe that you are shameless assholes.
March 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This guy and his friend Kirsten are suing me and a couple of other people for daring to talk about the shitty things they publicly did over and over again for years.
Shocker, being shameless assholes in public will lead people to believe that you are shameless assholes.
Shocker, being shameless assholes in public will lead people to believe that you are shameless assholes.
Reposted by Calamity Jayne
"If you or any other Canadians are not happy living on Treaty lands, they are free to apply for citizenship elsewhere."
Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation issues a scathing rebuke of Danielle Smith's talks on a national unity crisis.
Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation issues a scathing rebuke of Danielle Smith's talks on a national unity crisis.
May 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"If you or any other Canadians are not happy living on Treaty lands, they are free to apply for citizenship elsewhere."
Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation issues a scathing rebuke of Danielle Smith's talks on a national unity crisis.
Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation issues a scathing rebuke of Danielle Smith's talks on a national unity crisis.
Me: I want more photos of me and the kids together.
Also me: I hate the way I look in every photo ever.
Why am I like this?
Also me: I hate the way I look in every photo ever.
Why am I like this?
April 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Me: I want more photos of me and the kids together.
Also me: I hate the way I look in every photo ever.
Why am I like this?
Also me: I hate the way I look in every photo ever.
Why am I like this?
It has come to my attention that some people didn't know that capitalism actually isn't designed to "work for the working class."
Capitalism is functioning exactly as it was designed to.
The only possible outcome of unfettered capitalism is slavery of one kind or another.
Capitalism is functioning exactly as it was designed to.
The only possible outcome of unfettered capitalism is slavery of one kind or another.
April 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It has come to my attention that some people didn't know that capitalism actually isn't designed to "work for the working class."
Capitalism is functioning exactly as it was designed to.
The only possible outcome of unfettered capitalism is slavery of one kind or another.
Capitalism is functioning exactly as it was designed to.
The only possible outcome of unfettered capitalism is slavery of one kind or another.
I genuinely don't give a single fuck about the federal deficit right now.
Not one.
I think it's a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for people to be distracted by when we are facing much bigger issues.
#CdnPoli
Not one.
I think it's a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for people to be distracted by when we are facing much bigger issues.
#CdnPoli
April 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I genuinely don't give a single fuck about the federal deficit right now.
Not one.
I think it's a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for people to be distracted by when we are facing much bigger issues.
#CdnPoli
Not one.
I think it's a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for people to be distracted by when we are facing much bigger issues.
#CdnPoli
It's the littlest guy's birthday!
2 years ago today, I still didn't even know for sure if he was going to be OK.
He was so tiny and had already surpassed everyone's expectations by just being alive.
Now he's a happy, healthy 33lb toddler counting to 10 and reciting his ABCs 🥹
2 years ago today, I still didn't even know for sure if he was going to be OK.
He was so tiny and had already surpassed everyone's expectations by just being alive.
Now he's a happy, healthy 33lb toddler counting to 10 and reciting his ABCs 🥹
April 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's the littlest guy's birthday!
2 years ago today, I still didn't even know for sure if he was going to be OK.
He was so tiny and had already surpassed everyone's expectations by just being alive.
Now he's a happy, healthy 33lb toddler counting to 10 and reciting his ABCs 🥹
2 years ago today, I still didn't even know for sure if he was going to be OK.
He was so tiny and had already surpassed everyone's expectations by just being alive.
Now he's a happy, healthy 33lb toddler counting to 10 and reciting his ABCs 🥹
Reposted by Calamity Jayne
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
I need the people who believe that the government should be run like a business to understand that in that scenario, they are the employees. Not the CEO.
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April 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I need the people who believe that the government should be run like a business to understand that in that scenario, they are the employees. Not the CEO.
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1/
It's almost Sam's birthday, and I need you all to tell me that I am not emotionally or physically equipped to deal with the reality of what getting him a puppy would bring to my life.
Pleaseandthankyou
Pleaseandthankyou
April 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's almost Sam's birthday, and I need you all to tell me that I am not emotionally or physically equipped to deal with the reality of what getting him a puppy would bring to my life.
Pleaseandthankyou
Pleaseandthankyou
I've been volunteering and contributing to PA Projects and community action for most of my life, but I've never been someone who is comfortable being recognized for it.
I prefer to work quietly, anonymously, behind the scenes.
Having to talk about it is weird.
0/10, not a fan.
I prefer to work quietly, anonymously, behind the scenes.
Having to talk about it is weird.
0/10, not a fan.
April 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I've been volunteering and contributing to PA Projects and community action for most of my life, but I've never been someone who is comfortable being recognized for it.
I prefer to work quietly, anonymously, behind the scenes.
Having to talk about it is weird.
0/10, not a fan.
I prefer to work quietly, anonymously, behind the scenes.
Having to talk about it is weird.
0/10, not a fan.
Sam found a little purple rhino and is dancing it around singing. "Pig, pig, pig. Oink, oink, oink." 😂
April 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sam found a little purple rhino and is dancing it around singing. "Pig, pig, pig. Oink, oink, oink." 😂
I was never going to buy any of those luxury goods, but I still get a kick out of watching Chinese manufacturers absolutely destroy the illusion around them.
Get 'em, China!
Get 'em, China!
April 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I was never going to buy any of those luxury goods, but I still get a kick out of watching Chinese manufacturers absolutely destroy the illusion around them.
Get 'em, China!
Get 'em, China!
Having some snuggles with my littlest and watching the penguin babies make friends 🥰
April 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Having some snuggles with my littlest and watching the penguin babies make friends 🥰
Hey, Hi, Hello!
This is your periodic reminder that you are wayyyy closer to being houseless than you are to being a billionaire.
😘✌️
This is your periodic reminder that you are wayyyy closer to being houseless than you are to being a billionaire.
😘✌️
April 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Hey, Hi, Hello!
This is your periodic reminder that you are wayyyy closer to being houseless than you are to being a billionaire.
😘✌️
This is your periodic reminder that you are wayyyy closer to being houseless than you are to being a billionaire.
😘✌️