Caffienated Mothman
@caffienatedmothman.bsky.social
As you can probably guess, I appreciate a fine cup of coffee. This Cup of coffee from Blueprint Coffee in St. Louis truly has got me so bricked I could fuck a hole through a wall.
June 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
As you can probably guess, I appreciate a fine cup of coffee. This Cup of coffee from Blueprint Coffee in St. Louis truly has got me so bricked I could fuck a hole through a wall.
Remember that time Spike sexually assaulted Buffy as a plot point to get him to go get a soul? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
May 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Remember that time Spike sexually assaulted Buffy as a plot point to get him to go get a soul? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I cant stop thinking about the woman who saw the ugly lemon in the grocery store and started crying on the way home until her boyfriend turned around to go back and get it. I feel like that lemon.
May 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I cant stop thinking about the woman who saw the ugly lemon in the grocery store and started crying on the way home until her boyfriend turned around to go back and get it. I feel like that lemon.
You know that feeling when you're hot and thirsty and you pop open a bottle of your favorite drink, but it foams up and pours down the side, so you lick the bottle from balls to tip?
May 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You know that feeling when you're hot and thirsty and you pop open a bottle of your favorite drink, but it foams up and pours down the side, so you lick the bottle from balls to tip?
"I dont want to date, I just want to be given a significant other" does NOT mean we use The Handmaids Tale as a guide!
April 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I dont want to date, I just want to be given a significant other" does NOT mean we use The Handmaids Tale as a guide!
Bitcoin is money, but sugar-free.
April 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Bitcoin is money, but sugar-free.
At this point, I don't want to Robinhood the rich. I just wanna burn it and watch these entitled millionaire politicians start over at retirement age with nothing. Fuck them.
April 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
At this point, I don't want to Robinhood the rich. I just wanna burn it and watch these entitled millionaire politicians start over at retirement age with nothing. Fuck them.
How? HOW? HOW?!
April 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How? HOW? HOW?!
My favorite passtime is repeating the word "croissant" in an increasingly loud and incomprehensible french accent until I sound like an angry french goose offering pastries.
April 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My favorite passtime is repeating the word "croissant" in an increasingly loud and incomprehensible french accent until I sound like an angry french goose offering pastries.
Whatever happened to that skeleton of the giant priestess with the golden eye we unearthed a few years back. We left her alone, right? Yeah? Dont answer that, I think I can guess.
April 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Whatever happened to that skeleton of the giant priestess with the golden eye we unearthed a few years back. We left her alone, right? Yeah? Dont answer that, I think I can guess.
Just watched the new Devil May Cry series. What the FUCK was that ending???
April 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just watched the new Devil May Cry series. What the FUCK was that ending???
I was already unimpressed with the live action Lilo and Stitch, but this is the last straw. Forget Zach Galifuckhisface, give us CGI Jumba voiced by John Rhys-Davies!
April 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I was already unimpressed with the live action Lilo and Stitch, but this is the last straw. Forget Zach Galifuckhisface, give us CGI Jumba voiced by John Rhys-Davies!
Just got my check for two full 40 hour work weeks. After paying off overdrafts (thankfully fee free), I still had $126.13. So, naturally, I immediately borrowed $47 from next weeks check to pay child support and had a good cry. Its free.
April 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Just got my check for two full 40 hour work weeks. After paying off overdrafts (thankfully fee free), I still had $126.13. So, naturally, I immediately borrowed $47 from next weeks check to pay child support and had a good cry. Its free.
Guys, the US Postal Service is, in fact, a SERVICE. It is not meant to earn a profit and politicizing it has consequences, including loss of life.
April 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Guys, the US Postal Service is, in fact, a SERVICE. It is not meant to earn a profit and politicizing it has consequences, including loss of life.
Sometimes I sit down to write and nothing good comes out and I cant help but compare myself to a very talented writer I used to follow on Literotica who just churns out the mosst absolutely depraved goon fuel about Succubi, and I think "Why cant that be me?"
April 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Sometimes I sit down to write and nothing good comes out and I cant help but compare myself to a very talented writer I used to follow on Literotica who just churns out the mosst absolutely depraved goon fuel about Succubi, and I think "Why cant that be me?"
This is the part where I crash after a weeks long manic episode. Gonna go cry on the floor. Later peeps.
March 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is the part where I crash after a weeks long manic episode. Gonna go cry on the floor. Later peeps.
You and me, Morty. Manic episode. Eight days. Eight days manic. Eight days, Morty. You and me, manic. Eight days.
March 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
You and me, Morty. Manic episode. Eight days. Eight days manic. Eight days, Morty. You and me, manic. Eight days.
Ah shit. I'm manic again.
March 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Ah shit. I'm manic again.
Had leftover birria and egg tacos for breakfast and I feel like I could take on the world.
March 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Had leftover birria and egg tacos for breakfast and I feel like I could take on the world.
Eggs make leftovers breakfast foods. Chili and eggs? YES. Fried rice? It already has egg in it!
March 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Eggs make leftovers breakfast foods. Chili and eggs? YES. Fried rice? It already has egg in it!
Resting Bitch Face is just unmasked autism.
March 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Resting Bitch Face is just unmasked autism.
Our country is collapsing, the rich have taken over government and decided it hurts their pocket too mich to exist, can we murder the billionaire NOW?
February 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Our country is collapsing, the rich have taken over government and decided it hurts their pocket too mich to exist, can we murder the billionaire NOW?
Before unions existed, disgruntled workers would drag the boss out of his house in the middle of the night and beat him to death by torchlight. That could be us, baby.
January 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Before unions existed, disgruntled workers would drag the boss out of his house in the middle of the night and beat him to death by torchlight. That could be us, baby.